Post by: Nick on June 30, 2016, 12:34:26 PM
Start asap rubschin:
£10K a month :thumbsup:
May have to go and see them tomorrow rubschin:
Post by: Barman on June 30, 2016, 01:08:13 PM
A call floods in. Do I want an interim job in Telford? rubschin:
Start asap rubschin:
£10K a month :thumbsup:
May have to go and see them tomorrow rubschin:
Wash your hair... ::)
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2016, 01:09:00 PM
Post by: Steve on June 30, 2016, 01:20:53 PM
A call floods in. Do I want an interim job in Telford? rubschin::thumbsup:
Start asap rubschin:
£10K a month :thumbsup:
May have to go and see them tomorrow rubschin:
Post by: Nick on June 30, 2016, 01:22:53 PM
Post by: Nick on July 12, 2016, 08:44:43 AM
Post by: apc2010 on July 12, 2016, 01:00:43 PM
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2016, 01:33:22 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 13, 2016, 02:24:52 PM
Monday :thumbsup:
No it's not...... noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2016, 02:25:17 PM
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2016, 02:41:14 PM
But it will be :thumbsup:
Next Monday...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2016, 02:43:11 PM
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2016, 02:58:32 PM
No you clot, this Monday ::)
The 11th...?
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2016, 03:05:07 PM
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2016, 03:13:08 PM
That was last monday you mongulated quad pilot Banghead
Next Monday, the 18th then...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2016, 03:14:01 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 13, 2016, 04:44:05 PM
Challenge: insert your willy into your arse.
Well that settles it, I am not going to Telford. noooo:
Post by: Barman on July 13, 2016, 04:45:33 PM
Challenge: insert your willy into your arse.
Well that settles it, I am not going to Telford. noooo:
Nor me... noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2016, 04:47:01 PM
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2016, 05:02:49 PM
Most definitely noooo:Challenge: insert your willy into your arse.
Well that settles it, I am not going to Telford. noooo:
Nor me... noooo:
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2016, 05:56:47 PM
Told them I can start next week. May need to rent a flat there rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2016, 09:50:40 PM
They wanted me to start tomorrow eeek:
Told them I can start next week. May need to rent a flat there rubschin:
The boy can drive you .......... Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2016, 03:40:55 PM
Planning to frame a pic of Miss I tomorrow for my desk
scared2:
Post by: Steve on July 22, 2016, 04:19:39 PM
An e mail floods in, followed by a phone call. It is my new PA. Her name is Leanne. She "can't wait to meet me". I gather from my informant that she is a divorced laydee of a certain age in the "mutton dressed as lamb" territory. scared2:She'll think it's of your daughter and invite you back to see her pictures of her daughter like
Planning to frame a pic of Miss I tomorrow for my desk
scared2:
Wear pink?
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2016, 04:21:35 PM
Post by: apc2010 on July 23, 2016, 07:30:48 PM
An e mail floods in, followed by a phone call. It is my new PA. Her name is Leanne. She "can't wait to meet me". I gather from my informant that she is a divorced laydee of a certain age in the "mutton dressed as lamb" territory. scared2:She'll think it's of your daughter and invite you back to see her pictures of her daughter like
Planning to frame a pic of Miss I tomorrow for my desk
scared2:
Wear pink?
;D ;D
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 23, 2016, 11:14:14 PM
An e mail floods in, followed by a phone call. It is my new PA. Her name is Leanne. She "can't wait to meet me". I gather from my informant that she is a divorced laydee of a certain age in the "mutton dressed as lamb" territory. scared2:
Planning to frame a pic of Miss I tomorrow for my desk
scared2:
Sounds like a good plan ...shows your integrity like lol:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2016, 11:28:35 PM
An e mail floods in, followed by a phone call. It is my new PA. Her name is Leanne. She "can't wait to meet me". I gather from my informant that she is a divorced laydee of a certain age in the "mutton dressed as lamb" territory. scared2:
Planning to frame a pic of Miss I tomorrow for my desk
scared2:
The elf pic should work.... whistle:
Post by: beerhead on July 24, 2016, 07:34:15 AM
Post by: Nick on July 24, 2016, 07:36:00 AM
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2016, 09:31:22 AM
Indeed. Fortunately I will be working in Wellington and, I hope, living in Ironbridge :thumbsup:Err isn't that a 12,000 mile commute?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 24, 2016, 05:02:16 PM
Indeed. Fortunately I will be working in Wellingtons:thumbsup:
Welcome to my world.
(https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3945/15618225185_a062b9933b_c.jpg)
Post by: apc2010 on July 24, 2016, 07:46:11 PM
Indeed. Fortunately I will be working in Wellingtons:thumbsup:
Welcome to my world.
(https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3945/15618225185_a062b9933b_c.jpg)
;D ;D
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 24, 2016, 07:53:19 PM
Indeed. Fortunately I will be working in Wellingtons:thumbsup:
Welcome to my man's world.
(https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3945/15618225185_a062b9933b_c.jpg)
Amended for accuracy Mr Darwin sir... whistle:
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2016, 03:52:24 PM
Leanne made me a cup of tea and served it with an overgenerous dose of cleavage scared2: scared2:
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 27, 2016, 04:15:27 PM
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2016, 04:19:57 PM
Popped in to sort out some practicalities: pass, car park, keys, e mail and so on
Leanne made me a cup of tea and served it with an overgenerous dose of cleavage scared2: scared2:
Vertigo...?
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2016, 04:24:52 PM
Post by: Steve on July 27, 2016, 08:29:01 PM
Popped in to sort out some practicalities: pass, car park, keys, e mail and so on
Leanne made me a cup of tea and served it with an overgenerous dose of cleavage scared2: scared2:
We need more details about the cleavage. How did it compare say to Carol Kirkwood's?
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2016, 03:24:50 AM
(https://s31.postimg.org/wocstl2xz/20160728_041418.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/wocstl2xz/)
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2016, 06:03:04 AM
Lovely building. Floodlit all night. Like this one outside my bedroom window. I feel like a bomber pilot over Berlin. And yes, it is 4.00 in the morning evil:
(https://s31.postimg.org/wocstl2xz/20160728_041418.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/wocstl2xz/)
What did you throw...? ::)
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2016, 06:32:01 AM
Right. Time to go eveilgrin:
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2016, 12:47:14 PM
(https://s31.postimg.org/e9g9jf2qv/20160729_132641.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/e9g9jf2qv/)
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 29, 2016, 01:14:32 PM
I can confirm that it is very hot inside there, but I was asked to help out, like,
(https://s31.postimg.org/e9g9jf2qv/20160729_132641.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/e9g9jf2qv/)
Wrong colour. ::)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/701471049221853184/a-S70x5Y.jpg)
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2016, 01:22:35 PM
I can confirm that it is very hot inside there, but I was asked to help out, like,
(https://s31.postimg.org/e9g9jf2qv/20160729_132641.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/e9g9jf2qv/)
Wrong colour. ::)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/701471049221853184/a-S70x5Y.jpg)
happy001
Post by: Nick on July 29, 2016, 01:30:30 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2016, 11:03:13 PM
I can confirm that it is very hot inside there, but I was asked to help out, like,
(https://s31.postimg.org/e9g9jf2qv/20160729_132641.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/e9g9jf2qv/)
Wrong colour. ::)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/701471049221853184/a-S70x5Y.jpg)
Don't forget the sound effects Mr Darwin sir, can he borrow your man to carry a bullhorn and yell "MUST GUBBINATE!!!!!! MUST GUBBINATE!!!" rubschin:
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2016, 05:35:45 PM
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2016, 05:42:09 PM
Today I have mainly been dealing with a film crew and some thespians with the help of a Cilla Black lookalikey rubschin:
(https://s31.postimg.org/dgvbc7jon/Cilla_ITV.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/dgvbc7jon/)
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2016, 06:32:55 PM
Post by: Steve on August 01, 2016, 06:40:49 PM
lol: lol: lol:Today I have mainly been dealing with a film crew and some thespians with the help of a Cilla Black lookalikey rubschin:
(https://s31.postimg.org/dgvbc7jon/Cilla_ITV.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/dgvbc7jon/)
rubschin:
And now he's turned down two cleavages they will all believe it
Post by: Nick on August 01, 2016, 06:50:40 PM
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2016, 06:02:26 AM
Day 4 tomorrow and I am now taking charge eveilgrin: Meetings tomorrow with tricky people. I have background stuff Sinister:
eveilgrin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 02, 2016, 07:06:38 AM
Day 4 tomorrow and I am now taking charge eveilgrin: Meetings tomorrow with tricky people. I have background stuff Sinister:noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bloody-disgusting.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F08%2Fthe-Wicker-Man-7.jpg&hash=c096319b7d30031ea8177f75fd85cf14b4762569)
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2016, 10:04:24 AM
Day 4 tomorrow and I am now taking charge eveilgrin: Meetings tomorrow with tricky people. I have background stuff Sinister:noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bloody-disgusting.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F08%2Fthe-Wicker-Man-7.jpg&hash=c096319b7d30031ea8177f75fd85cf14b4762569)
whatimage:
Post by: Steve on August 02, 2016, 10:24:49 AM
That bad eh?Day 4 tomorrow and I am now taking charge eveilgrin: Meetings tomorrow with tricky people. I have background stuff Sinister:noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bloody-disgusting.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F08%2Fthe-Wicker-Man-7.jpg&hash=c096319b7d30031ea8177f75fd85cf14b4762569)
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2016, 03:55:59 PM
eveilgrin:
(She wasn't expecting that! Sinister: )
Post by: Steve on August 02, 2016, 04:37:58 PM
Nick 1: Hayley 0Popcorn:
eveilgrin:
(She wasn't expecting that! Sinister: )
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2016, 04:40:10 PM
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2016, 04:48:22 PM
Looooooooooooooong story. I have made her do her job in exchange for some vague and empty promises eveilgrin:
eveilgrin:
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2016, 05:04:59 PM
So cunningly that she does not realise it. eveilgrin: I am a god amongst
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 02, 2016, 08:45:26 PM
Quote from: Hayley
eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
So cunningly that he believes he has the upper hand. I have promised to do my job in return for Nick not touching anything that he can wreck.I am a goddess amongstginger mongswomen eveilgrin:
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2016, 03:56:39 PM
(https://s32.postimg.org/glxhw9jj5/20160803_100830.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/glxhw9jj5/)
We then proceeded to herd a swarm of bees that had taken over a room in the college towards his hive eeek:
Post by: Pirate on August 03, 2016, 04:05:27 PM
Today a chap I had never met asked me for a light. He then lit this eeek:
(https://s32.postimg.org/glxhw9jj5/20160803_100830.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/glxhw9jj5/)
We then proceeded to herd a swarm of bees that had taken over a room in the college towards his hive eeek:
If you never met him, how did he ask you for a light?
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2016, 04:08:19 PM
Post by: Pirate on August 03, 2016, 05:02:53 PM
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2016, 05:06:16 PM
Wossa verb?
::)
Post by: Pirate on August 03, 2016, 05:12:35 PM
Wossa verb?
::)
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/1lyu1KKwC74" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
:thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2016, 05:14:11 PM
Post by: Barman on August 03, 2016, 05:20:56 PM
I am surrounded by idiots evil:
Wha? Shrugs:
Post by: Steve on August 03, 2016, 06:35:30 PM
Methinks Nick has made them all dress in Burkas. noooo:
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2016, 06:37:26 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2016, 09:13:48 PM
Today a chap I had never met asked me for a light. He then lit this eeek:
(https://s32.postimg.org/glxhw9jj5/20160803_100830.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/glxhw9jj5/)
We then proceeded to herd a swarm of bees that had taken over a room in the college towards his hive eeek:
If you never met him, how did he ask you for a light?
Very carefully and from minimum safe distance I expect... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2016, 04:13:52 PM
Post by: Pirate on August 04, 2016, 04:25:24 PM
Today I have discovered that the college I am working at is known by TWO DIFFERENT NAMES Banghead Banghead Banghead
Well, they would be different wouldn't they...?
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2016, 06:21:16 PM
Today I have discovered that the college I am working at is known by TWO DIFFERENT NAMES Banghead Banghead Banghead
It's a cunning plan....
"Yes I work at [Name A]"
"I say, doesn't that Nick chappie work there? The one they say is a walking disaster area?"
"Oh no, he works at [Name B], nothing to do with us........"
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2016, 08:33:06 PM
Today I have discovered that the college I am working at is known by TWO DIFFERENT NAMES Banghead Banghead Banghead
It's a cunning plan....
"Yes I work at [Name A]"
"I say, doesn't that Nick chappie work there? The one they say is a walking disaster area?"
"Oh no, he works at [Name B], nothing to do with us........"
drumroll:
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2016, 08:51:53 PM
No to start the betting pool on whether or not Nick tries it and what the reaction is...
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 04, 2016, 10:03:29 PM
drumroll: drumroll: :thumbsup:Today I have discovered that the college I am working at is known by TWO DIFFERENT NAMES Banghead Banghead Banghead
Well, they would be different wouldn't they...?
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2016, 05:47:59 PM
Cost: £1.2 million
Opening hours: 12.00 - 1.30 on Fridays (winter months only)
facepalm:
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2016, 05:51:38 PM
College runs university level courses
If you want to apply for one, um, you can't.
YOu have to "register your interest". "Someone will call you back"
"Someone" is at her holiday home in Croatia for 2 months and not responding to e mails so you may have to wait for a bit......... facepalm:
I hear she is worried about the lack of students.
SHe is in for a nasty visit from me when she gets back. eveilgrin:
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2016, 05:52:50 PM
Problem: The college has a training restaurant. Excellent review on tripadvisor
Cost: £1.2 million
Opening hours: 12.00 - 1.30 on Fridays (winter months only)
facepalm:
noooo:
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2016, 05:53:08 PM
Problem
College runs university level courses
If you want to apply for one, um, you can't.
YOu have to "register your interest". "Someone will call you back"
"Someone" is at her holiday home in Croatia for 2 months and not responding to e mails so you may have to wait for a bit......... facepalm:
I hear she is worried about the lack of students.
SHe is in for a nasty visit from me when she gets back. eveilgrin:
eveilgrin:
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2016, 05:55:55 PM
I have taken the stoopid system off line and have ordered Admissions to admit anyone (for interview) who can spell their own name eveilgrin:Problem
College runs university level courses
If you want to apply for one, um, you can't.
YOu have to "register your interest". "Someone will call you back"
"Someone" is at her holiday home in Croatia for 2 months and not responding to e mails so you may have to wait for a bit......... facepalm:
I hear she is worried about the lack of students.
SHe is in for a nasty visit from me when she gets back. eveilgrin:
eveilgrin:
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2016, 06:01:46 PM
I have taken the stoopid system off line and have ordered Admissions to admit anyone (for interview) who can spell their own name eveilgrin:Problem
College runs university level courses
If you want to apply for one, um, you can't.
YOu have to "register your interest". "Someone will call you back"
"Someone" is at her holiday home in Croatia for 2 months and not responding to e mails so you may have to wait for a bit......... facepalm:
I hear she is worried about the lack of students.
SHe is in for a nasty visit from me when she gets back. eveilgrin:
eveilgrin:
rubschin:
I can spell my name! inane:
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2016, 06:26:22 PM
I have taken the stoopid system off line and have ordered Admissions to admit anyone (for interview) who can spell their own name eveilgrin:Problem
College runs university level courses
If you want to apply for one, um, you can't.
YOu have to "register your interest". "Someone will call you back"
"Someone" is at her holiday home in Croatia for 2 months and not responding to e mails so you may have to wait for a bit......... facepalm:
I hear she is worried about the lack of students.
SHe is in for a nasty visit from me when she gets back. eveilgrin:
eveilgrin:
rubschin:
I can spell my name! inane:
That's good to hear, we were all getting worried about you when you seemed convinced your name was MB... noooo:
Post by: Steve on August 05, 2016, 06:28:16 PM
:thumbsup:I have taken the stoopid system off line and have ordered Admissions to admit anyone (for interview) who can spell their own name eveilgrin:Problem
College runs university level courses
If you want to apply for one, um, you can't.
YOu have to "register your interest". "Someone will call you back"
"Someone" is at her holiday home in Croatia for 2 months and not responding to e mails so you may have to wait for a bit......... facepalm:
I hear she is worried about the lack of students.
SHe is in for a nasty visit from me when she gets back. eveilgrin:
eveilgrin:
Incl applicants for Fuckwit of Croatia (at times)'s job
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2016, 06:33:46 PM
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2016, 06:36:47 PM
:thumbsup:I have taken the stoopid system off line and have ordered Admissions to admit anyone (for interview) who can spell their own name eveilgrin:Problem
College runs university level courses
If you want to apply for one, um, you can't.
YOu have to "register your interest". "Someone will call you back"
"Someone" is at her holiday home in Croatia for 2 months and not responding to e mails so you may have to wait for a bit......... facepalm:
I hear she is worried about the lack of students.
SHe is in for a nasty visit from me when she gets back. eveilgrin:
eveilgrin:
Incl applicants for Fuckwit of Croatia (at times)'s job
rubschin:
Does it pay more than £50 per hour or part thereof...?
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2016, 06:41:32 PM
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2016, 06:44:07 PM
Mine does whistle:
Where do I sign...?
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 05, 2016, 10:46:48 PM
XMine does whistle:
Where do I sign...?
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2016, 10:56:32 PM
XMine does whistle:
Where do I sign...?
X marks the clot you say... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on August 06, 2016, 04:51:19 AM
XMine does whistle:
Where do I sign...?
X marks the clot you say... rubschin:
evil:
Post by: Miss Creant on August 06, 2016, 10:28:36 AM
Indeed. Fortunately I will be working in Wellington and, I hope, living in Ironbridge :thumbsup:
Most excellent. I used to live in Much Wenlock you are in my old stamping ground. I shall be down for a visit directly, just to show you around like.
I promise not to show you my cleavage in exchange for being taken up the funicular in Bridgnorth.
http://www.bridgnorthcliffrailway.co.uk/ (http://www.bridgnorthcliffrailway.co.uk/)
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2016, 02:07:12 PM
I may have to take you up the Wrekin instead........ rubschin:
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2016, 03:05:17 PM
Post by: Steve on August 07, 2016, 03:15:00 PM
Post by: apc2010 on August 07, 2016, 09:50:16 PM
Prepping for tomorrow. Blood will be shed this week and it will not be mine eveilgrin:
LL checks BM's cleaning ... rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2016, 01:01:42 AM
Prepping for tomorrow. Blood will be shed this week and it will not be mine eveilgrin:
LL checks BM's cleaning ... rubschin:
Would explain why Baldymort has been practising the phrase "Apey made me do it" the last couple of days....... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on August 09, 2016, 04:37:48 PM
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2016, 05:32:40 PM
Another manic and bonkers day. Tomorrow me and Leanne have requisitioned one of the pool cars (they seem to have a fleet!) and we are setting off on a day long jaunt.
Leanne and I... ::)
Post by: apc2010 on August 09, 2016, 06:35:44 PM
Another manic and bonkers day. Tomorrow me and Leanne have requisitioned one of the pool cars (they seem to have a fleet!) and we are setting off on a day long jaunt.
Leanne and I... ::)
No Nick..... ::)
Post by: Steve on August 09, 2016, 06:56:24 PM
Another manic and bonkers day. Tomorrow me and Leanne have requisitioned one of the pool cars (they seem to have a fleet!) and we are setting off on a day long jaunt.Have you got your back quack on standby?
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2016, 05:32:40 PM
Hello Mr Nick, it is me (journalist from the Times Ed Supplement, I know him)
Me: How are you and why are you calling me?
Him: Well, we are running a story tomorrow about how crap your college is and we wanted a comment. We need it in an hour.
Me: I will see
Click
I call the Principal (standard procedure)
She is in Crete
Her: Tell him to fuck off (click)
I set my e mail to out of office and answer no further calls
He gets the hint.
NickSick
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2016, 02:15:02 PM
Right hand, fortunately angel1 whistle:
Post by: TG on August 14, 2016, 02:27:04 PM
Is it safe?
scared2:
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2016, 02:31:37 PM
Which bit? And which hotel? scared2: scared2:
Post by: TG on August 14, 2016, 02:44:15 PM
Actually just passing through type thing. On way to somewhere else or other...
Thumbs:
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2016, 05:45:45 PM
erm.. I Forget.... whistle:
Actually just passing through type thing. On way to somewhere else or other...
Thumbs:
Better swerve than Vardy....... Thumbs:
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 14, 2016, 10:28:34 PM
Back at the Wrekin. Tricky window. Needed first aid sad24: sad24: sad24:
Right hand, fortunately angel1 whistle:
Lucky you.
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2016, 11:07:09 PM
Back at the Wrekin. Tricky window. Needed first aid sad24: sad24: sad24:
Right hand, fortunately angel1 whistle:
Lucky you.
I think I may be starting to understand at least part of Nick's uncanny ability to cause chaos and carnage, a leftie trying to use his right hand for everything... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2016, 01:20:42 PM
Our contractors have now completed laying tarmac on the main site entrance road.
Unfortunately until it sets no on can enter or leave the site in a vehicle
facepalm:
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2016, 01:27:56 PM
Can't go back to work cos the college is cut off in a sea of wet tarmac Banghead
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 16, 2016, 01:38:41 PM
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2016, 01:42:41 PM
Post by: apc2010 on August 16, 2016, 11:37:32 PM
Attention all staff and visitors
Our contractors have now completed laying tarmac on the main site entrance road.
Unfortunately until it sets no on can enter or leave the site in a vehicle
facepalm:
Bitmac...... ::)
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 18, 2016, 05:18:25 PM
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Post by: Nick on August 18, 2016, 05:46:21 PM
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2016, 05:07:40 AM
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2016, 05:53:22 AM
Two meetings today where I may have to kill the other party, then home until Sunday. Possible visit from Miss I cloud9: cloud9:
Jail:
Post by: Steve on August 19, 2016, 09:47:02 AM
This being peak trawling for admissions Friday like
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2016, 05:17:10 PM
Did she not know that A level results day has been the same since I took mine in 1973?? cussing: cussing:
I gave her a very satisfying blow torching this morning eveilgrin:
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2016, 03:57:11 PM
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2016, 04:10:36 PM
Everyone in this fvcking place is an idiot Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Angry9:
I couldn't possibly comment.... whistle:
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2016, 05:15:22 PM
Everyone in this fvcking place is an idiot Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Angry9:
I couldn't possibly comment.... whistle:
Break out the black suits, BM is feeling ill... scared2:
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2016, 05:53:58 AM
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2016, 06:00:49 AM
Steam from my shower activated the fire alarm. Whole hotel evacuated at 6.35 a.m. redface: redface: redface:
facepalm:
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2016, 09:38:26 AM
happy001Steam from my shower activated the fire alarm. Whole hotel evacuated at 6.35 a.m. redface: redface: redface:
facepalm:
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2016, 04:02:50 PM
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2016, 05:15:17 PM
Saw the SUpreme Leader this afternoon. "Some clot set off the fire alarm in my hotel at 6.30 this morning, " she raged redface: redface: redface: redface:
Thinks opportunity
Borrow us a fiver or we grass on you
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2016, 08:10:12 PM
Saw the SUpreme Leader this afternoon. "Some clot set off the fire alarm in my hotel at 6.30 this morning, " she raged redface: redface: redface: redface:
Thinks opportunity
Borrow us a fiver or we grass on you
And borrow me five too like.... whistle:
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2016, 08:13:14 PM
£££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2016, 08:14:59 PM
Have been asked to stay on for longer on account of the fact that I am so wonderful cloud9:
£££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££
You can pay off Uncle's bar bill... it is what he would have wanted like... whistle:
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2016, 08:17:17 PM
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2016, 08:19:44 PM
£2.23, you say?
£223.00 whistle:
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2016, 08:25:15 PM
I guess he will take the burial alive option
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2016, 07:38:33 PM
Sam asked him why. The chap said, "If it is hot I have to go to work.If it is cold it is time to go home."
This is what I am working with.
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2016, 06:34:02 AM
Sam the guard tells me there is guy who works for me who touches his car bonnet each morning when he arrives in the car park.
Sam asked him why. The chap said, "If it is hot I have to go to work.If it is cold it is time to go home."
This is what I am working with.
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2016, 05:18:00 PM
I am warned it will be Bedlam. Well they can fuck right off eveilgrin:
Meanwhile, Miss I is having some kind of crisis and I have spent 2 hours on and off doing Skype counselling and revising her (impressive) CV (6 languages including Ancient Greek eeek:)
I am already NickSick
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2016, 06:34:29 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 30, 2016, 07:20:19 PM
Miss I is having some kind of crisis and I have spent 2 hours on and off doing Skype counselling
They can be a nightmare towards the end of the first trimester. noooo:
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2016, 07:26:16 PM
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2016, 07:32:20 PM
eeek:
point:
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2016, 07:34:59 PM
Post by: Steve on August 30, 2016, 07:48:39 PM
happy001Miss I is having some kind of crisis and I have spent 2 hours on and off doing Skype counselling
They can be a nightmare towards the end of the first trimester. noooo:
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2016, 07:52:59 PM
Post by: Steve on August 30, 2016, 08:43:10 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/cricket/36893156 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/cricket/36893156)
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2016, 05:18:22 AM
Seems you missed a terrific day to be in Nottingham
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/cricket/36893156 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/cricket/36893156)
:thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2016, 05:00:37 PM
Post by: Steve on August 31, 2016, 05:43:31 PM
My contract has been extended cloud9::thumbsup:
One of Scott Adams' (Dilbert author) great pieces of business wisdom:
"The first duty of a consultant is to get their contract extended"
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2016, 06:32:36 PM
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2016, 06:49:00 PM
My contract has been extended cloud9::thumbsup:
One of Scott Adams' (Dilbert author) great pieces of business wisdom:
"The first duty of a consultant is to get their contract extended"
happy001
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2016, 06:50:04 PM
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2016, 04:08:36 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-29150054 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-29150054)
facepalm: facepalm: facepalm:
Guess who is now having to respond to numerous enquiries from the media Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 01, 2016, 04:12:22 PM
New Head of Sport arrives and finds guy in a wheelchair doing something or other in the gym. Asks for his student badge. Not a student. Promptly bans him from the campus. WHo is this chap, you ask?point:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-29150054 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-29150054)
facepalm: facepalm: facepalm:
Guess who is now having to respond to numerous enquiries from the media Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2016, 04:29:23 PM
New Head of Sport arrives and finds guy in a wheelchair doing something or other in the gym. Asks for his student badge. Not a student. Promptly bans him from the campus. WHo is this chap, you ask?point:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-29150054 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-29150054)
facepalm: facepalm: facepalm:
Guess who is now having to respond to numerous enquiries from the media Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
happy001
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2016, 04:51:59 PM
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2016, 05:02:44 PM
And now my boss has accidentally forwarded another email in which I called someone "a cash grasping clown" to the cash grasping clown. Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
point:
Post by: Steve on September 01, 2016, 05:04:54 PM
New Head of Sport arrives and finds guy in a wheelchair doing something or other in the gym. Asks for his student badge. Not a student. Promptly bans him from the campus. WHo is this chap, you ask?point:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-29150054 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-29150054)
facepalm: facepalm: facepalm:
Guess who is now having to respond to numerous enquiries from the media Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
happy001
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2016, 05:06:20 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 01, 2016, 07:21:16 PM
I am surrounded by idiots Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead BangheadFor once we believe you.
Post by: Steve on September 01, 2016, 10:11:26 PM
point: point:And now my boss has accidentally forwarded another email in which I called someone "a cash grasping clown" to the cash grasping clown. Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
point:
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2016, 08:23:32 AM
point: point:And now my boss has accidentally forwarded another email in which I called someone "a cash grasping clown" to the cash grasping clown. Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
point:
'Accidentally' you say.... point: point: point:
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2016, 08:35:05 AM
Exactlypoint: point:And now my boss has accidentally forwarded another email in which I called someone "a cash grasping clown" to the cash grasping clown. Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
point:
'Accidentally' you say.... point: point: point:
(https://s21.postimg.org/d6j3fx96r/clown_puppet.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/d6j3fx96r/)
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2016, 05:54:44 PM
She commented on my phone and then explained that all the techy development of the last 50 years was brought to us in UFOs. Pyramids also cropped up. I asked if the aliens got anything in return and she said they got human body parts. She then claimed to have met "Mr NASA" once, an alien robot disguised as an American.
I ended the meeting noooo:
Post by: Pirate on September 02, 2016, 06:55:30 PM
The nutters are all crawling out of the woodwork. Went to see Head of Childcare today noooo:
She commented on my phone and then explained that all the techy development of the last 50 years was brought to us in UFOs. Pyramids also cropped up. I asked if the aliens got anything in return and she said they got human body parts. She then claimed to have met "Mr NASA" once, an alien robot disguised as an American.
I ended the meeting noooo:
And then I woke up...
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2016, 06:58:21 PM
Post by: Steve on September 02, 2016, 07:45:19 PM
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2016, 07:46:41 PM
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2016, 08:18:27 PM
She has legs up to her arse but I am too busy to deal with that stuff noooo:
Gayer:
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2016, 08:23:57 PM
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2016, 02:00:35 PM
Post by: Barman on September 03, 2016, 02:01:28 PM
A member of staff accused me of being "politically incorrect" yesterday. I am thrilled cloud9:
Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2016, 02:04:04 PM
Post by: apc2010 on September 03, 2016, 04:50:50 PM
A member of staff accused me of being "politically incorrect" yesterday. I am thrilled cloud9:
Bet it was a coon........ noooo:
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2016, 05:04:40 PM
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2016, 04:58:15 PM
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2016, 07:46:39 PM
A member of staff accused me of being "politically incorrect" yesterday. I am thrilled cloud9:
Bet it was a coon........ noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2016, 04:10:36 PM
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2016, 04:22:56 PM
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2016, 04:27:25 PM
Looking at free giveaways we received a really nice selection box of branded flash drives. Lovely objects.
Eager to get revenge on the horrid Frieda I picked two out and wandered into her office.
"Flash drives. This one is embedded in wood and this on in leather. Which one would you like?"
"Ooh, leather please."
(This tells me all I need to know about her sex life noooo:)
I give her the leather one. "Thank you SO much," says she.
I failed to tell her that all the samples are useless dummies eveilgrin:
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2016, 05:22:52 PM
Revenge on Frieda
Looking at free giveaways we received a really nice selection box of branded flash drives. Lovely objects.
Eager to get revenge on the horrid Frieda I picked two out and wandered into her office.
"Flash drives. This one is embedded in wood and this on in leather. Which one would you like?"
"Ooh, leather please."
(This tells me all I need to know about her sex life noooo:)
I give her the leather one. "Thank you SO much," says she.
I failed to tell her that all the samples are useless dummies eveilgrin:
happy001
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2016, 05:31:56 PM
She has an Irish accent.
I say, "Ooh, you are Irish! Where from?"
She says, "Ireland."
facepalm:
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2016, 05:56:27 PM
Mairead comes in for a photo.
She has an Irish accent.
I say, "Ooh, you are Irish! Where from?"
She says, "Ireland."
facepalm:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on September 08, 2016, 08:51:01 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:Mairead comes in for a photo.
She has an Irish accent.
I say, "Ooh, you are Irish! Where from?"
She says, "Ireland."
facepalm:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Pirate on September 08, 2016, 08:55:40 PM
Mairead comes in for a photo.
She has an Irish accent.
I say, "Ooh, you are Irish! Where from?"
She says, "Ireland."
facepalm:
Well...it was a stupid question from you...what did you expect... noooo:
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2016, 05:23:53 AM
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2016, 08:05:16 AM
evil:
point:
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2016, 04:19:35 PM
Every hotel for miles around is full and one is advertising its one remaining room for £400 eeek:
Why? SOme sort of farm show and a convention of milk farmers cussing:
I have found a hotel in Wolverhampton evil: Or a caravan (Tipsy stylee) in the middle of a field evil:
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2016, 04:24:59 PM
I am homeless for tomorrow night sad24:
Every hotel for miles around is full and one is advertising its one remaining room for £400 eeek:
Why? SOme sort of farm show and a convention of milk farmers cussing:
I have found a hotel in Wolverhampton evil: Or a caravan (Tipsy stylee) in the middle of a field evil:
point:
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2016, 04:40:46 PM
rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2016, 04:44:40 PM
http://www.booking.com/hotel/gb/shepherds-hut.en-gb.html?aid=339530;label=2978_cartabandon_ufi-name_v2-;sid=13d5759bd3dc198866ac9230ba755b85;checkin=2016-09-13&checkout=2016-09-14&dist=0&sb_price_type=total&type=total& (http://www.booking.com/hotel/gb/shepherds-hut.en-gb.html?aid=339530;label=2978_cartabandon_ufi-name_v2-;sid=13d5759bd3dc198866ac9230ba755b85;checkin=2016-09-13&checkout=2016-09-14&dist=0&sb_price_type=total&type=total&)
rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
€118! Shocked:
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2016, 04:46:00 PM
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2016, 04:50:50 PM
It is all that is left sad24:
Expenses! :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2016, 04:52:40 PM
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2016, 05:13:39 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Stay in the £400 then... ::)
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2016, 05:17:02 PM
I am homeless for tomorrow night sad24:
Every hotel for miles around is full and one is advertising its one remaining room for £400 eeek:
Why? SOme sort of farm show and a convention of milk farmers cussing:
I have found a hotel in Wolverhampton evil: Or a caravan (Tipsy stylee) in the middle of a field evil:
"Good afternoon and thank you for caling the <insert name here> Hotel, how may I help you?"
"I'd like to book a room for the night"
"No problem sir, I'll just look and see what's available, can I get your name please"
"Nick"
".......................Ah, I'm sorry sir there doesn't appear to be a free room for tonight I'm afraid"
"Is there some kind of event or convention going on, all the hotels seem to be full tonight?"
"Not that I know of sir, sorry I couldn't help"
"Okay, thanks anyway" [Nick hangs up]
"Phew, that was close. Let the manager know he isn't coming here either"
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2016, 05:17:46 PM
Post by: Steve on September 12, 2016, 07:17:43 PM
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2016, 05:21:53 PM
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2016, 07:57:53 PM
All staff on verge of hysteria.
Pretentious menu. I asked what Panko breadcrumbs are. Waitress reported it is Japanese bread. I asked if it was flown in specially.
Almost all cars in the car park have personalised number plates. I informed the manager that henceforth I would be known as EO03KZH (Deed Poll cheaper than DVLA).
03 for short will do angel1
Post by: Steve on September 13, 2016, 08:04:34 PM
DInner at a Golf Club. Hysterical. All clients male, pompous middle aged slapheads apart from me and one terrifying lesbian with a shaven head.:thumbsup:
All staff on verge of hysteria.
Pretentious menu. I asked what Panko breadcrumbs are. Waitress reported it is Japanese bread. I asked if it was flown in specially.
Almost all cars in the car park have personalised number plates. I informed the manager that henceforth I would be known as EO03KZH (Deed Poll cheaper than DVLA).
03 for short will do angel1
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2016, 03:54:22 PM
Me: New Interim Director of Marketing
UCU rep: Ah, the Josef Goebbels of TCAT!
cloud9:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 15, 2016, 04:12:42 PM
Blimey lol:
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2016, 04:15:17 PM
Post by: Pirate on September 15, 2016, 06:57:39 PM
The cat's a gerbil ???
Blimey lol:
happy002 happy002
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2016, 01:03:16 PM
It has a pool and spa.
I have Speedos and I am not afraid to use them eveilgrin:
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2016, 01:06:10 PM
The hotel I am in this week is quite nice and is, weirdly, owned by the local 6th form college!!
It has a pool and spa.
I have Speedos and I am not afraid to use them eveilgrin:
facepalm:
Post by: Steve on September 18, 2016, 02:52:42 PM
doublefacepalmThe hotel I am in this week is quite nice and is, weirdly, owned by the local 6th form college!!
It has a pool and spa.
I have Speedos and I am not afraid to use them eveilgrin:
facepalm:
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 18, 2016, 03:29:39 PM
The hotel I am in this week is quite nice and is, weirdly, owned by the local 6th form college!!
It has a pool and spa.
I have Speedos and I am not afraid to use them eveilgrin:
Those poor buggers, having to endure the trauma of the sight of Nick in Speedos... eeek:
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2016, 06:59:01 AM
(https://s12.postimg.org/lbsp30n0p/20160919_074358.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/lbsp30n0p/)
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2016, 09:43:29 AM
Another strange discovery at breakfast ...............eeek:
(https://s12.postimg.org/lbsp30n0p/20160919_074358.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/lbsp30n0p/)
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2016, 01:03:55 PM
Another strange discovery at breakfast ...............
(https://s12.postimg.org/lbsp30n0p/20160919_074358.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/lbsp30n0p/)
whatimage:
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2016, 01:30:30 PM
Another strange discovery at breakfast ...............
(https://s12.postimg.org/lbsp30n0p/20160919_074358.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/lbsp30n0p/)
whatimage:
I could see it earlier but it is
Nick appeared to have found a football pitch in his breakfast... noooo:
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2016, 02:30:44 PM
Nick's destroyed a whole football pitch. Is this a record?Another strange discovery at breakfast ...............
(https://s12.postimg.org/lbsp30n0p/20160919_074358.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/lbsp30n0p/)
whatimage:
I could see it earlier but it isgonegubbed now...
Nick appeared to have found a football pitch in his breakfast... noooo:
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2016, 04:30:16 PM
Post by: Steve on September 19, 2016, 08:26:24 PM
What kind of weird hotel is actually named in honour of famous local resident Mary WHitehouse?? eeek:Just a wild guess but maybe one with no pay per view smut on the room telebox?
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2016, 08:36:33 PM
What kind of weird hotel is actually named in honour of famous local resident Mary WHitehouse?? eeek:Just a wild guess but maybe one with no pay per view smut on the room telebox?
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2016, 05:36:17 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 20, 2016, 11:16:18 AM
What kind of weird hotel is actually named in honour of famous local resident Mary WHitehouse?? eeek:
Does it only have single rooms ???
Post by: Pirate on September 20, 2016, 11:34:09 AM
What kind of weird hotel is actually named in honour of famous local resident Mary WHitehouse?? eeek:
Does it only have single rooms ???
lol:
Post by: Nick on September 20, 2016, 03:15:12 PM
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2016, 06:35:18 AM
Post by: Steve on September 21, 2016, 04:47:11 PM
Off to werk and then home and then Scunthorpe and then Hull and then home and then back here again NickSickThe phrase "bloody hell, what a trek?" comes to mind
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2016, 06:16:18 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2016, 06:23:17 PM
Off to werk and then home and then Scunthorpe and then Hull and then home and then back here again NickSickThe phrase "bloody hell, what a trek?" comes to mind
It's illogical Jim... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2016, 03:29:05 PM
Intelligent and articulate 19 year old :thumbsup:
Student Council promotes British Values and democracy :thumbsup:
Staff alarmed he is a UKIP supporter and want to oust him noooo:
eveilgrin:
Post by: Steve on September 22, 2016, 04:08:11 PM
President of Student Council elected today :thumbsup:An interesting symbol on their web site might be for the chop then
Intelligent and articulate 19 year old :thumbsup:
Student Council promotes British Values and democracy :thumbsup:
Staff alarmed he is a UKIP supporter and want to oust him noooo:
eveilgrin:
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2016, 04:48:36 PM
shitstorm: shitstorm: shitstorm: shitstorm:
Post by: Steve on September 22, 2016, 04:55:32 PM
Meanwhile some tosser has used pics of a female Muslim student as an ad on the inside of male toilet cubicle doors at the local bowling alley Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Bangheadlol:
shitstorm: shitstorm: shitstorm: shitstorm:
An ad for what?
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2016, 05:01:32 PM
Post by: Steve on September 22, 2016, 06:50:39 PM
kleenex:Moves £5 from . . . . but thought ought to check
Was she aware of this?
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2016, 06:55:43 PM
Post by: Steve on September 22, 2016, 07:20:27 PM
I'd say Popcorn: but this sounds like someone is being a nasty piece of work and some poor girl is never going to get over this. noooo:
Post by: Nick on September 22, 2016, 07:22:48 PM
Post by: Steve on September 22, 2016, 07:32:38 PM
She signed a release form but did not expect to end up as wank fodder in a men's bog noooo:
Desperately sad. I've got nowt clever to say on this but it's not one to joke over. Hope she's OK
Post by: Barman on September 23, 2016, 06:43:11 AM
She signed a release form but did not expect to end up as wank fodder in a men's bog noooo:
"release form" *snigger* redface:
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 23, 2016, 08:44:49 AM
drumroll:She signed a release form but did not expect to end up as wank fodder in a men's bog noooo:
"release form" *snigger* redface:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 24, 2016, 07:48:48 PM
She signed a release form but did not expect to end up as wank fodder in a men's bog noooo:
"release form" *snigger* redface:
Child ::)
But lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 25, 2016, 04:46:34 PM
I am homeless for tomorrow night sad24:
Every hotel for miles around is full and one is advertising its one remaining room for £400 eeek:
Why? SOme sort of farm show and a convention of milk farmers cussing:
I have found a hotel in Wolverhampton evil: Or a caravan (Tipsy stylee) in the middle of a field evil:
Oh Nick .... have only just seen this.. what a pity you could have stayed with me. whistle:
happy001
Post by: Nick on September 25, 2016, 04:50:57 PM
evil:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 25, 2016, 05:07:00 PM
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2016, 08:50:12 AM
Post by: Steve on September 26, 2016, 11:08:38 AM
WOrking at "the office" (unpaid evil: ) on something with a noon deadline. All the people I need info from are in a meeting till 11.30 angry041: angry041:
Just make it all up then. Seemples
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2016, 01:40:40 PM
And my cleaners have texted to tell me that the suits I collected earlier both have the wrong trousers with them Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 26, 2016, 04:06:24 PM
And this week I have booked myself into two different hotels evil:(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpreviewcf.turbosquid.com%2FPreview%2F2014%2F05%2F26__13_27_44%2FPicture%25203.png41703641-5069-464d-b313-2632b4939ea3Larger.jpg&hash=84394ce8f7f993daab1f3314acef8c22326feb18)
And my cleaners have texted to tell me that the suits I collected earlier both have the wrong trousers with them Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
rubschin:
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2016, 04:27:54 PM
And this week I have booked myself into two different hotels evil:(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpreviewcf.turbosquid.com%2FPreview%2F2014%2F05%2F26__13_27_44%2FPicture%25203.png41703641-5069-464d-b313-2632b4939ea3Larger.jpg&hash=84394ce8f7f993daab1f3314acef8c22326feb18)
And my cleaners have texted to tell me that the suits I collected earlier both have the wrong trousers with them Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
rubschin:
happy001
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2016, 04:45:13 PM
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2016, 04:04:46 PM
Helped one of the good guys and got excellent revenge on a total clot before being accidentally stitched up with an old enemy by the bustily thrusting Leanne noooo:
It's all go............. NickSick
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2016, 06:23:28 PM
Knackered and slightly poorly. sad24: May be getting my contract extended again cloud9:
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2016, 06:24:38 PM
Defeated 2 monkeys today and met another one who is a monkey dressed as a clown evil:
Knackered and slightly poorly. sad24: May be getting my contract extended again cloud9:
Lend us €50! Thumbs:
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2016, 08:07:35 PM
One of them pointed at me and said, "That's him!"
scared2:
Post by: Pirate on September 29, 2016, 08:24:23 PM
Walked through Reception earlier and saw two members of staff talkiing.
One of them pointed at me and said, "That's him!"
scared2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7RMKq8RQj4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7RMKq8RQj4)
eveilgrin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 29, 2016, 09:07:02 PM
Defeated 2 monkeys today and met another one who is a monkey dressed as a clown evil:
Knackered and slightly poorly. sad24: May be getting my contract extended again cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mangauk.com%2Fgallery%2Falbums%2Falbum-18%2Flg%2Fmasaaki_sakai.jpg&hash=7ebd43689a27c7c97e13d6d6c360bc8a86a172f7)
rubschin:
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 30, 2016, 05:25:18 AM
Defeated 2 monkeys today and met another one who is a monkey dressed as a clown evil:
Knackered and slightly poorly. sad24: May be getting my contract extended again cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mangauk.com%2Fgallery%2Falbums%2Falbum-18%2Flg%2Fmasaaki_sakai.jpg&hash=7ebd43689a27c7c97e13d6d6c360bc8a86a172f7)
rubschin:
(https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2014/01/18/20/p28zulu1REX.jpg)
Surely?
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2016, 06:47:10 AM
Defeated 2 monkeys today and met another one who is a monkey dressed as a clown evil:
Knackered and slightly poorly. sad24: May be getting my contract extended again cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mangauk.com%2Fgallery%2Falbums%2Falbum-18%2Flg%2Fmasaaki_sakai.jpg&hash=7ebd43689a27c7c97e13d6d6c360bc8a86a172f7)
rubschin:
(https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2014/01/18/20/p28zulu1REX.jpg)
Surely?
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 30, 2016, 10:08:33 AM
Defeated 2 monkeys today and met another one who is a monkey dressed as a clown evil:
Knackered and slightly poorly. sad24: May be getting my contract extended again cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mangauk.com%2Fgallery%2Falbums%2Falbum-18%2Flg%2Fmasaaki_sakai.jpg&hash=7ebd43689a27c7c97e13d6d6c360bc8a86a172f7)
rubschin:
(https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2014/01/18/20/p28zulu1REX.jpg)
Surely?
lol: lol: lol:
More like
(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/t/clowns-boxing-gloves-isolated-white-58660278.jpg)
as it sounds like Nick has found a kindred spirit... rubschin:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 01, 2016, 06:03:54 AM
Defeated 2 monkeys today and met another one who is a monkey dressed as a clown evil:
Knackered and slightly poorly. sad24: May be getting my contract extended again cloud9:
Is this a result of sleep deprivation ? eeek:
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 01, 2016, 01:20:07 PM
Defeated 2 monkeys today and met another one who is a monkey dressed as a clown evil:
Knackered and slightly poorly. sad24: May be getting my contract extended again cloud9:
Is this a result of sleep deprivation ? eeek:
I read that as sheep deprivation.
Post by: Pirate on October 01, 2016, 02:48:55 PM
Defeated 2 monkeys today and met another one who is a monkey dressed as a clown evil:
Knackered and slightly poorly. sad24: May be getting my contract extended again cloud9:
Is this a result of sleep deprivation ? eeek:
I read that as sheep deprivation.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi66.tinypic.com%2F20ubz93.gif&hash=fa21d61f9aa9d00222b6e98f778632394f849bcc)
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2016, 04:30:27 PM
Post by: Steve on October 03, 2016, 06:08:45 PM
Post by: Nick on October 03, 2016, 06:12:51 PM
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2016, 03:14:50 PM
The result was that a lot of students became quite hysterical and traumatised and squads of trained counsellors swung into action as the performance was abandoned. noooo: noooo: noooo:
Tomorrow I get to meet the (laydee) Sheriff of Shropshire (I have no clue why). WHat can possibly go wrong?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2016, 03:59:44 PM
So today some clown booked a theatre company to come in to do a performance to ALL new full time students. The subject matter turned out to be a quite a challenging (even harrowing) protrayal of child abuse and domestic violence eeek:
The result was that a lot of students became quite hysterical and traumatised and squads of trained counsellors swung into action as the performance was abandoned. noooo: noooo: noooo:
Tomorrow I get to meet the (laydee) Sheriff of Shropshire (I have no clue why). WHat can possibly go wrong?
Don't forget to dress properly.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgaryosborn.moonfruit.com%2Fcommunities%2F2%2F004%2F005%2F471%2F112%2Fimages%2F4580424120_353x359.jpg&hash=7d9799c6fbdc03e1c5bde94858b5190ec1859548)
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2016, 04:11:31 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 04, 2016, 04:15:27 PM
Can I borrow yours? angel1
noooo:
It would clash with your hair.
(https://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1532424/northern-ireland-orange-order-march.jpg?w=400)
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2016, 04:23:05 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2016, 04:41:09 PM
So today some clown booked a theatre company to come in to do a performance to ALL new full time students. The subject matter turned out to be a quite a challenging (even harrowing) protrayal of child abuse and domestic violence eeek:
The result was that a lot of students became quite hysterical and traumatised and squads of trained counsellors swung into action as the performance was abandoned. noooo: noooo: noooo:
Tomorrow I get to meet the (laydee) Sheriff of Shropshire (I have no clue why). WHat can possibly go wrong?
Surely whoever booked it knew what the content involved ??
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2016, 04:46:18 PM
Post by: Barman on October 04, 2016, 05:06:46 PM
Can I borrow yours? angel1
noooo:
It would clash with your hair.
(https://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1532424/northern-ireland-orange-order-march.jpg?w=400)
happy001
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2016, 05:08:46 PM
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2016, 05:03:25 PM
Last minute crisis means I have to work tomorrow. Both reg hotels are full and my team ( evil: ) assured me that this place was "nice".
This is my room evil:
(https://s16.postimg.org/n6ufy8o29/20161005_172659.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/n6ufy8o29/)
(https://s16.postimg.org/4b12m7hbl/20161005_173405_Copy.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/4b12m7hbl/)
(https://s17.postimg.org/pkwjq5kez/20161005_172711.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/pkwjq5kez/)
(https://s9.postimg.org/szeqisr6j/20161005_172641.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/szeqisr6j/)
(https://s22.postimg.org/419hycxjh/20161005_172635.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/419hycxjh/)
Post by: Steve on October 05, 2016, 05:25:25 PM
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2016, 05:26:07 PM
Oh boy!!
Last minute crisis means I have to work tomorrow. Both reg hotels are full and my team ( evil: ) assured me that this place was "nice".
This is my room evil:
(https://s16.postimg.org/n6ufy8o29/20161005_172659.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/n6ufy8o29/)
(https://s16.postimg.org/4b12m7hbl/20161005_173405_Copy.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/4b12m7hbl/)
(https://s17.postimg.org/pkwjq5kez/20161005_172711.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/pkwjq5kez/)
(https://s9.postimg.org/szeqisr6j/20161005_172641.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/szeqisr6j/)
(https://s22.postimg.org/419hycxjh/20161005_172635.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/419hycxjh/)
Gayer:
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2016, 05:30:51 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2016, 06:18:25 PM
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2016, 06:24:33 PM
Post by: Barman on October 05, 2016, 06:40:12 PM
evil:
point:
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2016, 06:49:41 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2016, 06:51:22 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 05, 2016, 07:42:03 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 05, 2016, 10:30:06 PM
Proper Peter Stringfellow like pad ...how on earth did they think this was suitable ? ;D
To be fair, he looks about the same age... whistle:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 06, 2016, 04:57:19 AM
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2016, 05:29:32 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 06, 2016, 05:51:07 AM
Are there any pictures of your closet? rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 06, 2016, 07:03:38 AM
lol: lol: lol: lol:Are there any pictures of your closet? rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2016, 06:52:55 PM
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2016, 04:18:48 PM
Now back at the White Elephant and working till whenever............May go OUT for dinner noooo:
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2016, 05:01:19 PM
I replied, "I guess the photo and the name might help."
facepalm:
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2016, 07:07:39 PM
An All Staff e mail floods in. "I have found a passport. Whose is it?"
I replied, "I guess the photo and the name might help."
facepalm:
noooo:
Post by: Steve on October 11, 2016, 11:43:18 PM
An All Staff e mail floods in. "I have found a passport. Whose is it?":thumbsup:
I replied, "I guess the photo and the name might help."
facepalm:
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 12, 2016, 08:50:11 AM
"I have found a passport. Who's is it?"whistle:
Post by: Barman on October 12, 2016, 12:16:01 PM
"I have found a passport. Who's is it?"whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
I'm back... surrender:
Post by: Nick on October 12, 2016, 06:07:56 PM
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2016, 04:16:32 PM
for starting sentences with the word "and". IT's WRONG!!!!
SHe e mailed me about it too noooo:
So I sent her this :thumbsup:
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
6 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.
14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
She is a broken woman (I copied lots of other folks into my reply :thumbsup:)
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 13, 2016, 05:08:30 PM
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2016, 05:36:52 PM
Post by: Barman on October 13, 2016, 05:50:12 PM
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2016, 06:09:29 PM
Post by: Steve on October 13, 2016, 06:16:00 PM
One of my jobs has been to write the Prospectus. A draft was circulating and I was berated by a wummanfacepalm: Nick's become a god botherer noooo: and one with poor grammar too noooo: noooo:
for starting sentences with the word "and". IT's WRONG!!!!
SHe e mailed me about it too noooo:
So I sent her this :thumbsup:
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
6 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.
14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
She is a broken woman (I copied lots of other folks into my reply :thumbsup:)
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2016, 10:03:46 PM
Not for long. Will soon post monkey and blindfold pics and then Madeira cloud9:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Wjen I said I wanted this place to go out with a bang I didn't mean literally... scared2:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 14, 2016, 08:19:44 AM
Not for long. Will soon post monkey and blindfold pics and then Madeira cloud9:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Wjen I said I wanted this place to go out with a bang I didn't mean literally... scared2:
I looked at Medeira but didn't like the runway looked a bit too near the cliffs. And then we landed in Carcassonne on Monday as if taking part in airshow, dropped down very fast, rose up, figure of 8 then landed, no brakes achieved the far end of the runway where he finally found the button to tip the wing slower uppers and the brakes... I think I am over it now. shocked003
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2016, 08:21:55 AM
Not for long. Will soon post monkey and blindfold pics and then Madeira cloud9:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Wjen I said I wanted this place to go out with a bang I didn't mean literally... scared2:
I looked at Medeira but didn't like the runway looked a bit too near the cliffs. And then we landed in Carcassonne on Monday as if taking part in airshow, dropped down very fast, rose up, figure of 8 then landed, no brakes achieved the far end of the runway where he finally found the button to tip the wing slower uppers and the brakes... I think I am over it now. shocked003
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on October 18, 2016, 05:14:54 AM
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on October 18, 2016, 08:20:19 AM
scared2:
(https://s16.postimg.org/jlamrkftd/Hitman_PNG_Picture.png) (https://postimg.org/image/jlamrkftd/)
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 18, 2016, 08:32:36 AM
lol: lol:
scared2:
(https://s16.postimg.org/jlamrkftd/Hitman_PNG_Picture.png) (https://postimg.org/image/jlamrkftd/)
Post by: Steve on October 18, 2016, 08:44:35 AM
lol: lol: lol:lol: lol:
scared2:
(https://s16.postimg.org/jlamrkftd/Hitman_PNG_Picture.png) (https://postimg.org/image/jlamrkftd/)
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 18, 2016, 11:18:01 AM
lol: lol: lol:lol: lol:
scared2:
(https://s16.postimg.org/jlamrkftd/Hitman_PNG_Picture.png) (https://postimg.org/image/jlamrkftd/)
lol: lol: lol: lol:
rubschin:
eeek:
Who the hell gave BM pistols... scared2:
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2016, 11:22:18 AM
lol: lol: lol:lol: lol:
scared2:
(https://s16.postimg.org/jlamrkftd/Hitman_PNG_Picture.png) (https://postimg.org/image/jlamrkftd/)
lol: lol: lol: lol:
rubschin:
eeek:
Who the hell gave BM pistols... scared2:
evil:
Post by: Steve on October 18, 2016, 11:47:29 AM
lol: lol: lol:lol: lol:
scared2:
(https://s16.postimg.org/jlamrkftd/Hitman_PNG_Picture.png) (https://postimg.org/image/jlamrkftd/)
lol: lol: lol: lol:
rubschin:
eeek:
Who the hell gave BM pistols... scared2:
evil:
Thought it was our 'sleeping with the fishes?' ex poster Baldy
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 18, 2016, 11:55:25 AM
lol: lol: lol:lol: lol:
scared2:
(https://s16.postimg.org/jlamrkftd/Hitman_PNG_Picture.png) (https://postimg.org/image/jlamrkftd/)
lol: lol: lol: lol:
rubschin:
eeek:
Who the hell gave BM pistols... scared2:
evil:
Thought it was our 'sleeping with the fishes?' ex poster Baldy
Ah you missed that conversation back when Baldy first joined, BM was kind enough to model the back of his head for the avatart pic... :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2016, 12:10:07 PM
lol: lol: lol:lol: lol:
scared2:
(https://s16.postimg.org/jlamrkftd/Hitman_PNG_Picture.png) (https://postimg.org/image/jlamrkftd/)
lol: lol: lol: lol:
rubschin:
eeek:
Who the hell gave BM pistols... scared2:
evil:
Thought it was our 'sleeping with the fishes?' ex poster Baldy
Ah you missed that conversation back when Baldy first joined, BM was kind enough to model the back of his head for the avatart pic... :thumbsup:
evil:
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 18, 2016, 12:14:34 PM
lol: lol: lol:lol: lol:
scared2:
(https://s16.postimg.org/jlamrkftd/Hitman_PNG_Picture.png) (https://postimg.org/image/jlamrkftd/)
lol: lol: lol: lol:
rubschin:
eeek:
Who the hell gave BM pistols... scared2:
evil:
Thought it was our 'sleeping with the fishes?' ex poster Baldy
Ah you missed that conversation back when Baldy first joined, BM was kind enough to model the back of his head for the avatart pic... :thumbsup:
evil:
What? We all thought it was a nice gesture, especially as it wasn't taken from the front. whistle:
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2016, 12:21:43 PM
lol: lol: lol:lol: lol:
scared2:
(https://s16.postimg.org/jlamrkftd/Hitman_PNG_Picture.png) (https://postimg.org/image/jlamrkftd/)
lol: lol: lol: lol:
rubschin:
eeek:
Who the hell gave BM pistols... scared2:
evil:
Thought it was our 'sleeping with the fishes?' ex poster Baldy
Ah you missed that conversation back when Baldy first joined, BM was kind enough to model the back of his head for the avatart pic... :thumbsup:
evil:
What? We all thought it was a nice gesture, especially as it wasn't taken from the front. whistle:
cussing:
Post by: Nick on October 18, 2016, 03:52:25 PM
Post by: Nick on October 19, 2016, 04:37:01 AM
Monkey: check
Blindfold: check
Baseball bat: check
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2016, 06:46:20 AM
My last day sad24:
Monkey: check
Blindfold: check
Baseball bat: check
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
They don't write you a check...?
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 19, 2016, 09:09:59 AM
My last day sad24:
Monkey: check
Blindfold: check
Baseball bat: check
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Looks like you're planning a variation of 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 19, 2016, 12:27:53 PM
My last day sad24:
Monkey: check
Blindfold: check
Baseball bat: check
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Given the combination of you, a blindfold and a baseball bat? The list is endless... scared2:
Post by: Steve on October 19, 2016, 04:19:56 PM
My last day sad24:
Monkey: check
Blindfold: check
Baseball bat: check
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Given the combination of you, a blindfold and a baseball bat? The list is endless... scared2:
Sore nipples will be the least of his worries
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2016, 04:23:56 PM
My last day sad24:
Monkey: check
Blindfold: check
Baseball bat: check
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Given the combination of you, a blindfold and a baseball bat? The list is endless... scared2:
Sore nipples will be the least of his worries
eeek:
Post by: Nick on October 19, 2016, 06:09:57 PM
Post by: Steve on October 19, 2016, 06:14:47 PM
It was a triumph cloud9: And I have lovely pressies. And now I am in Maida Vale cloud9::thumbsup:
Post by: Pirate on October 19, 2016, 08:03:54 PM
It was a triumph cloud9: And I have lovely pressies. And now I am in Maida Vale, handcuffed to a lamppost, drunk and naked... cloud9:
whistle:
Post by: Nick on October 20, 2016, 11:13:23 AM
(https://s17.postimg.org/uuay3fod7/DSC_0109.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/uuay3fod7/)
(https://s15.postimg.org/veckqfncn/DSC_0114.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/veckqfncn/)
(https://s18.postimg.org/n8e4j8wud/DSC_0116_Copy.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/n8e4j8wud/)
Post by: Barman on October 20, 2016, 03:04:35 PM
Post by: Nick on October 20, 2016, 04:12:46 PM
Post by: Steve on October 20, 2016, 06:02:44 PM
I now declare this thread closed.
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:thumbsup: you sure know how to make an exit Mr Nick
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 20, 2016, 09:29:16 PM
I now declare this thread closed.
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:thumbsup: you sure know how to make an exit Mr Nick
They thought he had already gone by that time.
The ginger anthropoid was an F.E.G.
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 21, 2016, 01:18:38 AM
Baseball bat: check
That's a rather...................English looking baseball bat Nick.... rubschin:
I now declare this thread closed.
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Post by: Nick on May 18, 2020, 08:07:57 AM
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2020, 08:12:49 AM
As they have now sacked three of my successors since I left, I am now negotiating to go back and sort out the latest mess rubschin::thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on May 18, 2020, 08:53:59 AM
As they have now sacked three of my successors since I left, I am now negotiating to go back and sort out the latest mess rubschin:
Splendid! happ096
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2020, 08:55:04 AM
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2020, 10:24:07 AM
Depends on there being a hotel to stay in rubschin:Could always get a caravan, I'm sure you'll find one you can tow
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Post by: Nick on May 18, 2020, 10:27:19 AM
Post by: Steve on May 18, 2020, 10:30:16 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2020, 10:32:15 AM
Post by: Nick on May 18, 2020, 10:54:29 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 18, 2020, 10:57:35 AM
Nah, I need to physically bang some heads together eveilgrin:
Which is why working from home is a good thing, if you end up rocking up on their doorstep to bang heads together then you can charge extra for having to come down and sort out their monumental clusterfuck in person. eveilgrin:
Post by: apc2010 on May 18, 2020, 11:20:03 AM
As they have now sacked three of my successors since I left, I am now negotiating to go back and sort out the latest mess rubschin:
Ker ching......... Thumbs: