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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #150 on: August 31, 2016, 05:43:31 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #151 on: August 31, 2016, 06:32:36 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #152 on: August 31, 2016, 06:49:00 PM »
My contract has been extended  cloud9:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #153 on: August 31, 2016, 06:50:04 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #154 on: September 01, 2016, 04:08:36 PM »
New Head of Sport arrives and finds guy in a wheelchair doing something or other in the gym. Asks for his student badge. Not a student. Promptly bans him from the campus. WHo is this chap, you ask?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-29150054

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #155 on: September 01, 2016, 04:12:22 PM »
New Head of Sport arrives and finds guy in a wheelchair doing something or other in the gym. Asks for his student badge. Not a student. Promptly bans him from the campus. WHo is this chap, you ask?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-29150054

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #156 on: September 01, 2016, 04:29:23 PM »
New Head of Sport arrives and finds guy in a wheelchair doing something or other in the gym. Asks for his student badge. Not a student. Promptly bans him from the campus. WHo is this chap, you ask?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-29150054

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #157 on: September 01, 2016, 04:51:59 PM »
And now my boss has accidentally forwarded another email in which I called someone "a cash grasping clown" to the cash grasping clown. Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #158 on: September 01, 2016, 05:02:44 PM »
And now my boss has accidentally forwarded another email in which I called someone "a cash grasping clown" to the cash grasping clown. Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #159 on: September 01, 2016, 05:04:54 PM »
New Head of Sport arrives and finds guy in a wheelchair doing something or other in the gym. Asks for his student badge. Not a student. Promptly bans him from the campus. WHo is this chap, you ask?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-29150054

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« Reply #160 on: September 01, 2016, 05:06:20 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #161 on: September 01, 2016, 07:21:16 PM »
I am surrounded by idiots  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #162 on: September 01, 2016, 10:11:26 PM »
And now my boss has accidentally forwarded another email in which I called someone "a cash grasping clown" to the cash grasping clown. Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #163 on: September 02, 2016, 08:23:32 AM »
And now my boss has accidentally forwarded another email in which I called someone "a cash grasping clown" to the cash grasping clown. Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #164 on: September 02, 2016, 08:35:05 AM »
And now my boss has accidentally forwarded another email in which I called someone "a cash grasping clown" to the cash grasping clown. Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

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