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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #210 on: September 18, 2016, 03:29:39 PM »
The hotel I am in this week is quite nice and is, weirdly, owned by the local 6th form college!!

It has a pool and spa.

I have Speedos and I am not afraid to use them  eveilgrin:

Those poor buggers, having to endure the trauma of the sight of Nick in Speedos...  eeek:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #211 on: September 19, 2016, 06:59:01 AM »
Another strange discovery at breakfast ...............

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #212 on: September 19, 2016, 09:43:29 AM »
Another strange discovery at breakfast ...............

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #213 on: September 19, 2016, 01:03:55 PM »
Another strange discovery at breakfast ...............


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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #214 on: September 19, 2016, 01:30:30 PM »
Another strange discovery at breakfast ...............


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I could see it earlier but it is gone gubbed now...

Nick appeared to have found a football pitch in his breakfast...  noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #215 on: September 19, 2016, 02:30:44 PM »
Another strange discovery at breakfast ...............


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I could see it earlier but it is gone gubbed now...

Nick appeared to have found a football pitch in his breakfast...  noooo:
Nick's destroyed a whole football pitch.  Is this a record?
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #216 on: September 19, 2016, 04:30:16 PM »
What kind of weird hotel is actually named in honour of famous local resident Mary WHitehouse?? eeek:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #217 on: September 19, 2016, 08:26:24 PM »
What kind of weird hotel is actually named in honour of famous local resident Mary WHitehouse?? eeek:
Just a wild guess but maybe one with no pay per view smut on the room telebox?
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #218 on: September 19, 2016, 08:36:33 PM »
What kind of weird hotel is actually named in honour of famous local resident Mary WHitehouse?? eeek:
Just a wild guess but maybe one with no pay per view smut on the room telebox?

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #219 on: September 20, 2016, 05:36:17 AM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #220 on: September 20, 2016, 11:16:18 AM »
What kind of weird hotel is actually named in honour of famous local resident Mary WHitehouse?? eeek:

Does it only have single rooms ???
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #221 on: September 20, 2016, 11:34:09 AM »
What kind of weird hotel is actually named in honour of famous local resident Mary WHitehouse?? eeek:

Does it only have single rooms ???

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #222 on: September 20, 2016, 03:15:12 PM »
More Dalek related fun today  ::) and a nightmare problem with a BBC journo who had uncovered something which, had it been true, would have been catastrophically awful. Managed to head her off but back at the Whitehouse tuned into Radio news just in case, like  scared2:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #223 on: September 21, 2016, 06:35:18 AM »
Off to werk and then home and then Scunthorpe and then Hull and then home and then back here again  NickSick
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #224 on: September 21, 2016, 04:47:11 PM »
Off to werk and then home and then Scunthorpe and then Hull and then home and then back here again  NickSick
The phrase "bloody hell, what a trek?" comes to mind

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