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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #120 on: August 19, 2016, 05:53:22 AM »
Two meetings today where I may have to kill the other party, then home until Sunday. Possible visit from Miss I  cloud9: cloud9:

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #121 on: August 19, 2016, 09:47:02 AM »
Is Ms Admissions still in Croatia?

This being peak trawling for admissions Friday like
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #122 on: August 19, 2016, 05:17:10 PM »
Head of the unversity centre showed up Wednesday and said, "Can we have a big campaign for the A level results tomorrow?"  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Did she not know that A level results day has been the same since I took mine in 1973??  cussing: cussing:

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #123 on: August 22, 2016, 03:57:11 PM »
Everyone in this fvcking place is an idiot Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Angry9:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #124 on: August 22, 2016, 04:10:36 PM »
Everyone in this fvcking place is an idiot Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Angry9:

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #125 on: August 22, 2016, 05:15:22 PM »
Everyone in this fvcking place is an idiot Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Angry9:

I couldn't possibly comment....  whistle:

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #126 on: August 23, 2016, 05:53:58 AM »
Steam from my shower activated the fire alarm. Whole hotel evacuated at 6.35 a.m.  redface: redface: redface:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #127 on: August 23, 2016, 06:00:49 AM »
Steam from my shower activated the fire alarm. Whole hotel evacuated at 6.35 a.m.  redface: redface: redface:

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #128 on: August 23, 2016, 09:38:26 AM »
Steam from my shower activated the fire alarm. Whole hotel evacuated at 6.35 a.m.  redface: redface: redface:

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #129 on: August 23, 2016, 04:02:50 PM »
Saw the SUpreme Leader this afternoon. "Some clot set off the fire alarm in my hotel at 6.30 this morning, " she raged redface: redface: redface: redface:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #130 on: August 23, 2016, 05:15:17 PM »
Saw the SUpreme Leader this afternoon. "Some clot set off the fire alarm in my hotel at 6.30 this morning, " she raged redface: redface: redface: redface:

Thinks opportunity

Borrow us a fiver or we grass on you
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #131 on: August 23, 2016, 08:10:12 PM »
Saw the SUpreme Leader this afternoon. "Some clot set off the fire alarm in my hotel at 6.30 this morning, " she raged redface: redface: redface: redface:

Thinks opportunity

Borrow us a fiver or we grass on you

And borrow me five too like....  whistle:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #132 on: August 23, 2016, 08:13:14 PM »
Have been asked to stay on for longer on account of the fact that I am so wonderful cloud9:

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #133 on: August 23, 2016, 08:14:59 PM »
Have been asked to stay on for longer on account of the fact that I am so wonderful cloud9:

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #134 on: August 23, 2016, 08:17:17 PM »
£2.23, you say?
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