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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2016, 03:14:01 PM »
Challenge: insert your willy into your arse.
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2016, 04:44:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 13, 2016, 03:14:01 PM
Challenge: insert your willy into your arse.

Well that settles it, I am not going to Telford. noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2016, 04:45:33 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 13, 2016, 04:44:05 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 13, 2016, 03:14:01 PM
Challenge: insert your willy into your arse.

Well that settles it, I am not going to Telford. noooo:

Nor me...  noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2016, 04:47:01 PM »
It could be a meeting made in Uranus heaven
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2016, 05:02:49 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 13, 2016, 04:45:33 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 13, 2016, 04:44:05 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 13, 2016, 03:14:01 PM
Challenge: insert your willy into your arse.

Well that settles it, I am not going to Telford. noooo:

Nor me...  noooo:
Most definitely  noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2016, 05:56:47 PM »
They wanted me to start tomorrow  eeek:

Told them I can start next week. May need to rent a flat there  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2016, 09:50:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2016, 05:56:47 PM
They wanted me to start tomorrow  eeek:

Told them I can start next week. May need to rent a flat there  rubschin:



The boy can drive you .......... Thumbs:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #22 on: July 22, 2016, 03:40:55 PM »
An e mail floods in, followed by a phone call. It is my new PA. Her name is Leanne. She "can't wait to meet me". I gather from my informant that she is a divorced laydee of a certain age in the "mutton dressed as lamb" territory. scared2:

Planning to frame a pic of Miss I tomorrow for my desk

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2016, 04:19:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2016, 03:40:55 PM
An e mail floods in, followed by a phone call. It is my new PA. Her name is Leanne. She "can't wait to meet me". I gather from my informant that she is a divorced laydee of a certain age in the "mutton dressed as lamb" territory. scared2:

Planning to frame a pic of Miss I tomorrow for my desk

 scared2:
She'll think it's of your daughter and invite you back to see her pictures of her daughter like

Wear pink?
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2016, 04:21:35 PM »
 eeek:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #25 on: July 23, 2016, 07:30:48 PM »
Quote from: Steve on July 22, 2016, 04:19:39 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2016, 03:40:55 PM
An e mail floods in, followed by a phone call. It is my new PA. Her name is Leanne. She "can't wait to meet me". I gather from my informant that she is a divorced laydee of a certain age in the "mutton dressed as lamb" territory. scared2:

Planning to frame a pic of Miss I tomorrow for my desk

 scared2:
She'll think it's of your daughter and invite you back to see her pictures of her daughter like

Wear pink?

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #26 on: July 23, 2016, 11:14:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2016, 03:40:55 PM
An e mail floods in, followed by a phone call. It is my new PA. Her name is Leanne. She "can't wait to meet me". I gather from my informant that she is a divorced laydee of a certain age in the "mutton dressed as lamb" territory. scared2:

Planning to frame a pic of Miss I tomorrow for my desk

 scared2:

Sounds like a good plan ...shows your integrity like  lol:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #27 on: July 23, 2016, 11:28:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2016, 03:40:55 PM
An e mail floods in, followed by a phone call. It is my new PA. Her name is Leanne. She "can't wait to meet me". I gather from my informant that she is a divorced laydee of a certain age in the "mutton dressed as lamb" territory. scared2:

Planning to frame a pic of Miss I tomorrow for my desk

 scared2:

The elf pic should work....  whistle:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #28 on: July 24, 2016, 07:34:15 AM »
Telford ! I spent a month there one weekend. And when people die in Telford, thy don't bury them, thy stand them up by bus stops. 'orrible place.
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #29 on: July 24, 2016, 07:36:00 AM »
Indeed. Fortunately I will be working in Wellington and, I hope, living in Ironbridge  :thumbsup:
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