The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread

[Nick]

Seems the hotel has double booked itself with pensioners' coach parties and they are all having to share rooms with strangers. This includes double rooms 

[Nick]

Revenge on Frieda

Looking at free giveaways we received a really nice selection box of branded flash drives. Lovely objects.

Eager to get revenge on the horrid Frieda I picked two out and wandered into her office.

"Flash drives. This one is embedded in wood and this on in leather. Which one would you like?"

"Ooh, leather please."

(This tells me all I need to know about her sex life  )

I give her the leather one. "Thank you SO much," says she.

I failed to tell her that all the samples are useless dummies 

[Barman]

Revenge on Frieda

Looking at free giveaways we received a really nice selection box of branded flash drives. Lovely objects.

Eager to get revenge on the horrid Frieda I picked two out and wandered into her office.

"Flash drives. This one is embedded in wood and this on in leather. Which one would you like?"

"Ooh, leather please."

(This tells me all I need to know about her sex life  )

I give her the leather one. "Thank you SO much," says she.

I failed to tell her that all the samples are useless dummies 

[Nick]

Mairead comes in for a photo.

She has an Irish accent.

I say, "Ooh, you are Irish! Where from?"

She says, "Ireland."

 

[Barman]

Mairead comes in for a photo.

She has an Irish accent.

I say, "Ooh, you are Irish! Where from?"

She says, "Ireland."

 

 

[Steve]

Mairead comes in for a photo.

She has an Irish accent.

I say, "Ooh, you are Irish! Where from?"

She says, "Ireland."

 

 

[Pirate]

Mairead comes in for a photo.

She has an Irish accent.

I say, "Ooh, you are Irish! Where from?"

She says, "Ireland."

 

Well...it was a stupid question from you...what did you expect...

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

 

[Nick]

I am homeless for tomorrow night 

Every hotel for miles around is full and one is advertising its one remaining room for £400

Why? SOme sort of farm show and a convention of milk farmers 

I have found a hotel in Wolverhampton Or a caravan (Tipsy stylee) in the middle of a field 

[Barman]

I am homeless for tomorrow night 

Every hotel for miles around is full and one is advertising its one remaining room for £400

Why? SOme sort of farm show and a convention of milk farmers 

I have found a hotel in Wolverhampton Or a caravan (Tipsy stylee) in the middle of a field 

 

[Nick]

http://www.booking.com/hotel/gb/shepherds-hut.en-gb.html?aid=339530;label=2978_cartabandon_ufi-name_v2-;sid=13d5759bd3dc198866ac9230ba755b85;checkin=2016-09-13&checkout=2016-09-14&dist=0&sb_price_type=total&type=total&

 

[Barman]

http://www.booking.com/hotel/gb/shepherds-hut.en-gb.html?aid=339530;label=2978_cartabandon_ufi-name_v2-;sid=13d5759bd3dc198866ac9230ba755b85;checkin=2016-09-13&checkout=2016-09-14&dist=0&sb_price_type=total&type=total&

 

€118! 

[Nick]

It is all that is left 

[Barman]

It is all that is left 

Expenses!