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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #90 on: August 05, 2016, 06:44:07 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #92 on: August 05, 2016, 10:56:32 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #94 on: August 06, 2016, 10:28:36 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 24, 2016, 07:36:00 AM
Indeed. Fortunately I will be working in Wellington and, I hope, living in Ironbridge  :thumbsup:

Most excellent.  I used to live in Much Wenlock you are in my old stamping ground.  I shall be down for a visit directly, just to show you around like.

I promise not to show you my cleavage in exchange for being taken up the  funicular in Bridgnorth.

http://www.bridgnorthcliffrailway.co.uk/
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #95 on: August 06, 2016, 02:07:12 PM »
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I may have to take you up the Wrekin instead........ rubschin:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #96 on: August 07, 2016, 03:05:17 PM »
Prepping for tomorrow. Blood will be shed this week and it will not be mine  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #97 on: August 07, 2016, 03:15:00 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #98 on: August 07, 2016, 09:50:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 07, 2016, 03:05:17 PM
Prepping for tomorrow. Blood will be shed this week and it will not be mine  eveilgrin:

LL checks BM's cleaning ... rubschin:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #99 on: August 08, 2016, 01:01:42 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on August 07, 2016, 09:50:16 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 07, 2016, 03:05:17 PM
Prepping for tomorrow. Blood will be shed this week and it will not be mine  eveilgrin:

LL checks BM's cleaning ... rubschin:

Would explain why Baldymort has been practising the phrase "Apey made me do it" the last couple of days.......   rubschin:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #100 on: August 09, 2016, 04:37:48 PM »
Another manic and bonkers day. Tomorrow me and Leanne have requisitioned one of the pool cars (they seem to have a fleet!) and we are setting off on a day long jaunt.
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #101 on: August 09, 2016, 05:32:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 09, 2016, 04:37:48 PM
Another manic and bonkers day. Tomorrow me and Leanne have requisitioned one of the pool cars (they seem to have a fleet!) and we are setting off on a day long jaunt.

Leanne and I... ::)
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #102 on: August 09, 2016, 06:35:44 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 09, 2016, 05:32:40 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 09, 2016, 04:37:48 PM
Another manic and bonkers day. Tomorrow me and Leanne have requisitioned one of the pool cars (they seem to have a fleet!) and we are setting off on a day long jaunt.

Leanne and I... ::)

No Nick..... ::)
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #103 on: August 09, 2016, 06:56:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 09, 2016, 04:37:48 PM
Another manic and bonkers day. Tomorrow me and Leanne have requisitioned one of the pool cars (they seem to have a fleet!) and we are setting off on a day long jaunt.
Have you got your back quack on standby?

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #104 on: August 11, 2016, 05:32:40 PM »
Ring ring

Hello Mr Nick, it is me (journalist from the Times Ed Supplement, I know him)
Me: How are you and why are you calling me?
Him: Well, we are running a story tomorrow about how crap your college is and we wanted a comment. We need it in an hour.
Me: I will see
Click

I call the Principal (standard procedure)
She is in Crete

Her: Tell him to fuck off (click)

I set my e mail to out of office and answer no further calls
He gets the hint.



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