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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #255 on: June 25, 2020, 05:35:15 AM »
Did you know the actor Yul Brynner was a lifelong Liverpool fan,and never wore aftershave?

That's right, Yul never wore cologne

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #256 on: June 26, 2020, 11:44:57 AM »
I was in the library the other day and came across a book on altering trousers........


 Now there’s a book for the turnups...........

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #257 on: June 26, 2020, 12:11:09 PM »
I was in the library the other day and came across a book on altering trousers........


 Now there’s a book for the turnups...........

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #258 on: June 26, 2020, 09:58:43 PM »
I want to ask my English teacher to marry me when she gets released from prison......




Apparently you can’t end a sentence with a proposition though........... redface:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #259 on: June 26, 2020, 10:31:20 PM »
I want to ask my English teacher to marry me when she gets released from prison......




Apparently you can’t end a sentence with a proposition though........... redface:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #260 on: June 27, 2020, 05:17:09 AM »
I want to ask my English teacher to marry me when she gets released from prison......




Apparently you can’t end a sentence with a proposition though........... redface:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #261 on: June 27, 2020, 02:58:57 PM »
I want to ask my English teacher to marry me when she gets released from prison......




Apparently you can’t end a sentence with a proposition though........... redface:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #262 on: June 28, 2020, 08:07:27 AM »
Why do ROBINSONS sponsor tennis and not squash............... rubschin:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #263 on: June 28, 2020, 08:20:16 AM »
Why do ROBINSONS sponsor tennis and not squash............... rubschin:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #264 on: June 28, 2020, 08:25:32 AM »
Why do ROBINSONS sponsor tennis and not squash............... rubschin:

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Coz it's deuce ....... rubschin: redface:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #265 on: June 28, 2020, 08:28:59 AM »
Why do ROBINSONS sponsor tennis and not squash............... rubschin:

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Coz it's deuce ....... rubschin: redface:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #266 on: June 28, 2020, 09:43:17 AM »
Why do ROBINSONS sponsor tennis and not squash............... rubschin:

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Or you could answer like they did on other pub ... noooo:  @coz squash aint popular @.............. noooo:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #267 on: June 28, 2020, 12:03:41 PM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #268 on: June 28, 2020, 12:04:13 PM »
Why do ROBINSONS sponsor tennis and not squash............... rubschin:

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Or you could answer like they did on other pub ... noooo:  @coz squash aint popular @.............. noooo:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #269 on: June 30, 2020, 02:47:58 PM »
I swallowed a camera this morning.
I am now suffering flashbacks.
Well, whatever, nevermind