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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #226 on: June 18, 2020, 09:02:49 PM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #227 on: June 18, 2020, 09:11:35 PM »
I've just got a job making plastic Draculas.......... Thumbs:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #228 on: June 18, 2020, 09:40:36 PM »
I've just got a job making plastic Draculas.......... Thumbs:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #229 on: June 19, 2020, 03:59:37 AM »
I've just got a job making plastic Draculas.......... Thumbs:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #230 on: June 19, 2020, 08:58:58 PM »
I've just got a job making plastic Draculas.......... Thumbs:

There are only two of us on the production line...







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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #231 on: June 21, 2020, 12:49:37 AM »
I bought 4 kindles from Amazon..............




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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #232 on: June 21, 2020, 03:45:36 AM »
I bought 4 kindles from Amazon..............




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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #233 on: June 21, 2020, 10:03:49 AM »
I bought 4 kindles from Amazon..............




and they sent me a Two Ronnies DVD.......... rubschin:

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no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #234 on: June 21, 2020, 07:52:53 PM »
Told my doctor I had a problem with my left ear ..

"are you sure ? "......



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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #235 on: June 21, 2020, 08:48:53 PM »
Told my doctor I had a problem with my left ear ..

"are you sure ? "......



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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #236 on: June 21, 2020, 08:59:02 PM »
Told my doctor I had a problem with my left ear ..

"are you sure ? "......



Yes I am definite "............ Thumbs:
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no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #237 on: June 21, 2020, 08:59:23 PM »
took me a minute (or three)  redface:
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #238 on: June 21, 2020, 09:36:19 PM »
Told my doctor I had a problem with my left ear ..

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #239 on: June 22, 2020, 03:42:26 AM »
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