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Offline Steve

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Pun of the day?
« on: February 03, 2019, 03:20:46 PM »
An early entry

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-47107609

'A World War One-era German hand grenade has been found among a delivery of potatoes shipped from France to a crisp factory in Hong Kong, police say . . .
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The bombe de terre was safely detonated on site by bomb disposal officers.'

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2020, 01:23:36 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2020, 01:30:18 PM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2020, 06:00:01 PM »


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« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2020, 06:00:45 PM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2020, 02:24:09 PM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2020, 07:03:04 PM »
AN udder wrong spelling of "immediately"  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2020, 10:08:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 30, 2020, 07:03:04 PM
AN udder wrong spelling of "immediately"  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2020, 07:26:43 PM »
Why is it you never come across porn stars in real life .......... rubschin:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2020, 07:30:10 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 10, 2020, 07:26:43 PM
Why is it you never come across porn stars in real life .......... rubschin:

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True story: My nephew had a relationship with one... He said the sex was fantastic but in the end he couldn't cope with the thought of her fucking other blokes all day...  noooo:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2020, 07:35:47 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 10, 2020, 07:30:10 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 10, 2020, 07:26:43 PM
Why is it you never come across porn stars in real life .......... rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol: redface:

True story: My nephew had a relationship with one... He said the sex was fantastic but in the end he couldn't cope with the thought of her fucking other blokes all day...  noooo:

Was gonna say .."Must be hard" ...but .... redface:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2020, 07:39:08 PM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2020, 04:19:30 PM »
If I had to describe myself in three words,...........




I would say "Not very good at maths".............. redface:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2020, 04:20:25 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 14, 2020, 04:19:30 PM
If I had to describe myself in three words,...........




I would say "Not very good at maths".............. redface:

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