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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #270 on: July 01, 2020, 11:27:43 AM »
A mate of mine gave me 500 back issues of Smash Hits.......... Thumbs:


With friends like that, who needs NME’s?................. redface: redface:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #271 on: July 01, 2020, 11:30:05 AM »
A mate of mine gave me 500 back issues of Smash Hits.......... Thumbs:


With friends like that, who needs NME’s?................. redface: redface:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #272 on: July 01, 2020, 12:13:05 PM »
A mate of mine gave me 500 back issues of Smash Hits.......... Thumbs:


With friends like that, who needs NME’s?................. redface: redface:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #273 on: July 01, 2020, 02:00:32 PM »
This is .... redface:

Have you been hit by a rhythm stick...........................?

You may be entitled to an Ian Dury claim................ redface: redface: redface:

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« Reply #274 on: July 01, 2020, 02:15:26 PM »
This is .... redface:

Have you been hit by a rhythm stick...........................?

You may be entitled to an Ian Dury claim................ redface: redface: redface:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #275 on: July 01, 2020, 03:42:38 PM »
This is .... redface:

Have you been hit by a rhythm stick...........................?

You may be entitled to an Ian Dury claim................ redface: redface: redface:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #276 on: July 03, 2020, 02:59:36 PM »
How do you get a country girl’s attention?.......... rubschin:

A tractor............ redface:

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« Reply #277 on: July 03, 2020, 03:14:35 PM »
How do you get a country girl’s attention?.......... rubschin:

A tractor............ redface:

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Did Mr. Darwin Sir tell you that one...? ::)
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #278 on: July 03, 2020, 06:24:43 PM »
I didn’t keep up the payments on my herb garden..........

So they sent in the Bayleafs............. redface: redface:

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« Reply #279 on: July 04, 2020, 04:15:55 AM »
I didn’t keep up the payments on my herb garden..........

So they sent in the Bayleafs............. redface: redface:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #280 on: July 07, 2020, 05:42:12 PM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #281 on: July 07, 2020, 05:52:41 PM »
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #282 on: July 07, 2020, 07:01:02 PM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #284 on: July 08, 2020, 12:08:01 PM »
A Tibetan monk sees the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine.

He raises his eyes to the heavens and exclaims "I can't believe it's not Buddha!"
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)