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Offline miss Tchevious

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #270 on: July 01, 2020, 11:27:43 AM »
A mate of mine gave me 500 back issues of Smash Hits.......... Thumbs:


With friends like that, who needs NME’s?................. redface: redface:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #271 on: July 01, 2020, 11:30:05 AM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 01, 2020, 11:27:43 AM
A mate of mine gave me 500 back issues of Smash Hits.......... Thumbs:


With friends like that, who needs NME’s?................. redface: redface:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #272 on: July 01, 2020, 12:13:05 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 01, 2020, 11:30:05 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 01, 2020, 11:27:43 AM
A mate of mine gave me 500 back issues of Smash Hits.......... Thumbs:


With friends like that, who needs NME’s?................. redface: redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #273 on: July 01, 2020, 02:00:32 PM »
This is .... redface:

Have you been hit by a rhythm stick...........................?

You may be entitled to an Ian Dury claim................ redface: redface: redface:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #274 on: July 01, 2020, 02:15:26 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 01, 2020, 02:00:32 PM
This is .... redface:

Have you been hit by a rhythm stick...........................?

You may be entitled to an Ian Dury claim................ redface: redface: redface:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #275 on: July 01, 2020, 03:42:38 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 01, 2020, 02:15:26 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 01, 2020, 02:00:32 PM
This is .... redface:

Have you been hit by a rhythm stick...........................?

You may be entitled to an Ian Dury claim................ redface: redface: redface:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #276 on: July 03, 2020, 02:59:36 PM »
How do you get a country girl’s attention?.......... rubschin:

A tractor............ redface:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #277 on: July 03, 2020, 03:14:35 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 03, 2020, 02:59:36 PM
How do you get a country girl’s attention?.......... rubschin:

A tractor............ redface:

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Did Mr. Darwin Sir tell you that one...? ::)
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #278 on: July 03, 2020, 06:24:43 PM »
I didn’t keep up the payments on my herb garden..........

So they sent in the Bayleafs............. redface: redface:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #279 on: July 04, 2020, 04:15:55 AM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 03, 2020, 06:24:43 PM
I didn’t keep up the payments on my herb garden..........

So they sent in the Bayleafs............. redface: redface:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #280 on: July 07, 2020, 05:42:12 PM »
Anagrams are vile and evil.......... evil:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #281 on: July 07, 2020, 05:52:41 PM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #282 on: July 07, 2020, 07:01:02 PM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #283 on: July 08, 2020, 05:26:35 AM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #284 on: July 08, 2020, 12:08:01 PM »
A Tibetan monk sees the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine.

He raises his eyes to the heavens and exclaims "I can't believe it's not Buddha!"
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