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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6375 on: February 16, 2021, 02:12:22 PM »
A French catholic priest was walking one night and a policeman comes running to him saying, “ Father, come quickly! A man is about to jump off the Eiffel Tower”
The priest runs to the tower and tries to dissuade the man from jumping.
Priest: "Stop my son! Think of your family! Think of your wife."
Man: "My wife has left me and I have no family. That’s why I’m jumping."
The priest doesn’t give up and tries once more to convince the man not to take his life
Priest: "My son, taking your own life,it is a sin against God, a sin against the Catholic Church."
Man: "I am not a Catholic!"
The priest says, “Oh...okay then- Jump!”
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6376 on: February 16, 2021, 02:22:43 PM »
A French catholic priest was walking one night and a policeman comes running to him saying, “ Father, come quickly! A man is about to jump off the Eiffel Tower”
The priest runs to the tower and tries to dissuade the man from jumping.
Priest: "Stop my son! Think of your family! Think of your wife."
Man: "My wife has left me and I have no family. That’s why I’m jumping."
The priest doesn’t give up and tries once more to convince the man not to take his life
Priest: "My son, taking your own life,it is a sin against God, a sin against the Catholic Church."
Man: "I am not a Catholic!"
The priest says, “Oh...okay then- Jump!”

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6377 on: February 16, 2021, 03:53:44 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6378 on: February 20, 2021, 11:31:14 AM »
After God made Adam he said, "I am going to give you a helpmate.
She will be called "woman" and she will be your friend, she will cook for you,
clean your home, be kind and gentle, be your helper,
when you argue, she will be the first one to admit you are right."
Adam said, "What would she cost me?"
God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam said, "What can you give me for a rib?"
The rest is history.
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6379 on: February 21, 2021, 12:46:25 PM »
A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie?
Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra....I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6380 on: February 21, 2021, 12:57:54 PM »
A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie?
Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra....I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6381 on: February 21, 2021, 03:01:45 PM »
A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie?
Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra....I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6382 on: February 21, 2021, 04:44:17 PM »
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6383 on: February 21, 2021, 06:25:36 PM »
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