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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #270 on: February 20, 2018, 07:59:13 AM »
I was raping this girl tonight in the middle of a supermarket car park and she kept shouting "No, please don't, I'm crippled, I'm crippled!"....




so I did the right thing.............

















I took her over to the disabled parking..................... Thumbs:

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #271 on: November 24, 2018, 06:31:09 AM »




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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #272 on: April 18, 2019, 04:52:44 PM »
A Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest,
 
"I'm pregnant...
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He asked, "How did this happen, my child?"

She said, "I think it must be the second coming."

The priest, shocked by this reply asked, "What makes you think it's the second coming?"

She replied,.................






"Because I swallowed the first one.".................

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #273 on: April 18, 2019, 05:36:12 PM »
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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #274 on: April 20, 2019, 12:13:07 PM »
A Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest,
 
"I'm pregnant...
.
He asked, "How did this happen, my child?"

She said, "I think it must be the second coming."

The priest, shocked by this reply asked, "What makes you think it's the second coming?"

She replied,.................






"Because I swallowed the first one.".................

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #275 on: April 24, 2019, 11:19:41 PM »
Hubby says... "I fancy kinky sex, can i cum in your ear?"




Wife says... "No, i might go deaf..............




Hubby says... "I've been cumin in your mouth for 20 years and you're still fucking talking!"..............

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #276 on: April 25, 2019, 04:32:54 AM »
Hubby says... "I fancy kinky sex, can i cum in your ear?"




Wife says... "No, i might go deaf..............




Hubby says... "I've been cumin in your mouth for 20 years and you're still fucking talking!"..............

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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #277 on: April 26, 2019, 09:10:08 PM »
I got called in to see my son's teacher today...............



"Is everything ok at home?" she asked.



 
 "We're a bit concerned about your son's language in class."




"You're fucking concerned?" I said "I have to live with the little cunt!"



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Re: The World's most offensive joke
« Reply #278 on: April 27, 2019, 04:42:36 AM »
I got called in to see my son's teacher today...............



"Is everything ok at home?" she asked.



 
 "We're a bit concerned about your son's language in class."




"You're fucking concerned?" I said "I have to live with the little cunt!"



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