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[Steve]

Finally the nightly applause for all health workers here has ended. It was good while it lasted.
But now there's been an appeal for an applause for all parcel delivery workers...

Apparently it has been scheduled for Friday, sometime between 8am and 1pm.

  

[Barman]

Finally the nightly applause for all health workers here has ended. It was good while it lasted.
But now there's been an appeal for an applause for all parcel delivery workers...

Apparently it has been scheduled for Friday, sometime between 8am and 1pm.

 

[Steve]

There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke.
After a particularly nasty one, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started.
The professor got wind of this, so the following day, he walked in and said, “Class, did you hear about the shortage of whores in India?” All the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies!” cried the professor. “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”

[Barman]

There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke.
After a particularly nasty one, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started.
The professor got wind of this, so the following day, he walked in and said, “Class, did you hear about the shortage of whores in India?” All the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies!” cried the professor. “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”

 

[Just One More]

There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke.
After a particularly nasty one, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started.
The professor got wind of this, so the following day, he walked in and said, “Class, did you hear about the shortage of whores in India?” All the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies!” cried the professor. “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”

 

[apc2010]

A teacher asks her class what is their favorite letter is ......



A little kid yells out ..G.....Miss...



"Why is that Angus ? ".........

[Just One More]

A teacher asks her class what is their favorite letter is ......



A little kid yells out ..G.....Miss...



"Why is that Angus ? ".........

 

[Barman]

A teacher asks her class what is their favorite letter is ......



A little kid yells out ..G.....Miss...



"Why is that Angus ? ".........

 

[Darwins Selection]

A teacher asks her class what is their favorite letter is ......



A little kid yells out ..G.....Miss...



"Why is that Angus ? ".........

 

[Steve]

Paddy went to the car showroom to buy a car.
Salesman says "how much do you want to spend."
Paddy says "fifty pounds."
Salesman says "we got one out the back you can have."
Paddy says "why is it so cheap."
Salesman says "it s got no doors."
Paddy says "how do I get in it."

[Just One More]

Paddy went to the car showroom to buy a car.
Salesman says "how much do you want to spend."
Paddy says "fifty pounds."
Salesman says "we got one out the back you can have."
Paddy says "why is it so cheap."
Salesman says "it s got no doors."
Paddy says "how do I get in it."

 

[apc2010]

DOMINIC CUMMINGS: I've seen your wife, don't bother having your eyes checked...............

[Barman]

Paddy went to the car showroom to buy a car.
Salesman says "how much do you want to spend."
Paddy says "fifty pounds."
Salesman says "we got one out the back you can have."
Paddy says "why is it so cheap."
Salesman says "it s got no doors."
Paddy says "how do I get in it."

 

 

[apc2010]

My next door neighbour told me to try Horse Manure on my Rhubarb..........




Tasted f55king horrible, I still prefer Custard............

[Steve]

My next door neighbour told me to try Horse Manure on my Rhubarb..........




Tasted f55king horrible, I still prefer Custard............