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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5175 on: July 18, 2019, 02:59:05 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5179 on: July 19, 2019, 11:55:23 PM »
My English teacher said to me ...."Your grammar is shit "



So I replied "Your Grandad is a C&&T ..."



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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5180 on: July 20, 2019, 03:20:30 AM »
My English teacher said to me ...."Your grammar is shit "



So I replied "Your Grandad is a C&&T ..."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5181 on: July 20, 2019, 07:25:58 AM »
My English teacher said to me ...."Your grammar is shit "



So I replied "Your Grandad is a C&&T ..."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5182 on: July 20, 2019, 09:37:07 AM »
My English teacher said to me ...."Your grammar is shit "



So I replied "Your Grandad is a C&&T ..."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5183 on: July 21, 2019, 09:41:21 PM »



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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5184 on: July 25, 2019, 08:46:56 PM »
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean 200!"
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5185 on: July 25, 2019, 11:27:54 PM »
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean 200!"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5186 on: July 26, 2019, 08:31:27 AM »
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean 200!"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5187 on: July 26, 2019, 09:19:55 AM »
I was telling my mate "I've had it with the wife... she's out every night till the early hours, just going from bar to bar."...

"Oh,..Why is she doing that?" He said

I replied "Looking for me, I suppose."
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5188 on: July 26, 2019, 09:21:51 AM »
I was telling my mate "I've had it with the wife... she's out every night till the early hours, just going from bar to bar."...

"Oh,..Why is she doing that?" He said

I replied "Looking for me, I suppose."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5189 on: July 28, 2019, 05:27:51 AM »
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