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[Barman]

My uncle just text me and asked me. What does IDK mean?
I said, "I  don't  know."
He said,
"Nobody seems to know!"

 

[Barman]

Reminds me of "Who's on first"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTcRRaXV-fg

 

[Just One More]

[Steve]

[Barman]

[Steve]

My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house?
I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!
She laughed.
I laughed.
Alexa laughed.
Siri laughed.

[Barman]

My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house?
I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!
She laughed.
I laughed.
Alexa laughed.
Siri laughed.

 

 

[Steve]

Have you ever wanted to go to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Tried to put it in my Satnav.... and decided to go to Rhyl instead?

[Grumpmeister]

My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house?
I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!
She laughed.
I laughed.
Alexa laughed.
Siri laughed.
Robovac laughed evilly

 

 

 

[Just One More]

The surgeon said to me, "Do you have a dog?" I said, "Yes, why?"

He said, "If I can't save your leg, do you want me to keep the bone for him?

[Barman]

Have you ever wanted to go to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Tried to put it in my Satnav.... and decided to go to Rhyl instead?

 

[Steve]

The surgeon said to me, "Do you have a dog?" I said, "Yes, why?"

He said, "If I can't save your leg, do you want me to keep the bone for him?

[Barman]

The surgeon said to me, "Do you have a dog?" I said, "Yes, why?"

He said, "If I can't save your leg, do you want me to keep the bone for him?

[apc2010]

Just walked past the local mosque ..there's loads of shoes outside .......



I am f99king sure there's a bouncy castle in there ........

[Just One More]