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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5192 on: July 30, 2019, 04:43:02 AM »
I feel sorry for the staff in Greggs in this weather. They must be baking in there.


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5193 on: July 30, 2019, 07:51:18 AM »
I feel sorry for the staff in Greggs in this weather. They must be baking in there.


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5194 on: July 30, 2019, 08:00:27 AM »
I feel sorry for the staff in Greggs in this weather. They must be baking in there.


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5197 on: July 31, 2019, 03:28:07 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5198 on: July 31, 2019, 06:14:53 PM »
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman take seats together at a bar, and each ordered a pint of ale. Just as they were served, the door opened and a small swarm of flies entered. A fly landed in the foam of all three ales.

The Englishman slid his glass back to the bartender and requested a new one. The Irishman flicked the fly off the foam with his finger and began drinking. The Scotsman picked-up the fly by the wings, held it over his glass and said, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5199 on: July 31, 2019, 06:38:19 PM »
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman take seats together at a bar, and each ordered a pint of ale. Just as they were served, the door opened and a small swarm of flies entered. A fly landed in the foam of all three ales.

The Englishman slid his glass back to the bartender and requested a new one. The Irishman flicked the fly off the foam with his finger and began drinking. The Scotsman picked-up the fly by the wings, held it over his glass and said, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5200 on: August 01, 2019, 09:50:35 PM »
 I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army soup kitchen, ungrateful bleeders.

All I said was, "hurry up for goodness sake, some of us have got homes to go to!"
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5201 on: August 01, 2019, 10:00:44 PM »
I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army soup kitchen, ungrateful bleeders.

All I said was, "hurry up for goodness sake, some of us have got homes to go to!"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5202 on: August 02, 2019, 09:06:04 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5203 on: August 03, 2019, 01:04:49 PM »
A plumber was called to a woman's apartment in York to repair a leaky pipe. When he arrived he was pleased to discover that the woman was quite a luscious, well-stacked babe, and during the course of the afternoon the two became extremely friendly.
About 4:30 p.m. the phone rang, disturbing their bedroom shenanigans.
"That was my husband," she said, "He's on his way home, but he's going back to the office around 8.
Come back then, dear, and we can take up where we left off."
The union plumber looked at the woman in disbelief. "What? On my own time??"




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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5204 on: August 03, 2019, 01:06:48 PM »
A plumber was called to a woman's apartment in York to repair a leaky pipe. When he arrived he was pleased to discover that the woman was quite a luscious, well-stacked babe, and during the course of the afternoon the two became extremely friendly.
About 4:30 p.m. the phone rang, disturbing their bedroom shenanigans.
"That was my husband," she said, "He's on his way home, but he's going back to the office around 8.
Come back then, dear, and we can take up where we left off."
The union plumber looked at the woman in disbelief. "What? On my own time??"




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