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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5205 on: August 03, 2019, 07:50:54 PM »
A plumber was called to a woman's apartment in York to repair a leaky pipe. When he arrived he was pleased to discover that the woman was quite a luscious, well-stacked babe, and during the course of the afternoon the two became extremely friendly.
About 4:30 p.m. the phone rang, disturbing their bedroom shenanigans.
"That was my husband," she said, "He's on his way home, but he's going back to the office around 8.
Come back then, dear, and we can take up where we left off."
The union plumber looked at the woman in disbelief. "What? On my own time??"




(the above has been certified Affs free by the VP search engine)

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5206 on: August 05, 2019, 12:41:45 PM »
(search engine says not Affs, really?)

Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his age, in a small coastal Irish community..

After several months, Maggie complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her Grandmother all Irish women are entitled to a climax once in a while.

So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in the village. The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother and father would fan a cow that was having difficulty breeding, with a big towel. This would cool her down and make her relax.

So the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said,would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax. So the couple hired a strong young man from Dublin to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested.

After many efforts, Maggie still had not climaxed so they went back to the Vet. The Vet said for her to change partners and let the
young man have sex with her while Paddy waved the big towel. They tried it that night and Maggie went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours.

When it was over, Paddy looked down at the exhausted young man and in a boasting voice said: 'And that, me son, is how ya wave a towel!'
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5207 on: August 05, 2019, 01:01:09 PM »
I'm sure that's an AFFS but still smile: smile:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5208 on: August 05, 2019, 01:08:45 PM »
I'm sure that's an AFFS but still smile: smile:

I think it was a Dave Allen joke...  lol:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5209 on: August 05, 2019, 03:26:09 PM »
I'm sure that's an AFFS but still smile: smile:

I think it was a Dave Allen joke...  lol:
Well he should have posted it up here then


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5210 on: August 05, 2019, 03:28:01 PM »
I'm sure that's an AFFS but still smile: smile:

I think it was a Dave Allen joke...  lol:
Well he should have posted it up here then


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5211 on: August 05, 2019, 04:38:43 PM »
I'm sure that's an AFFS but still smile: smile:

I think it was a Dave Allen joke...  lol:
Well he should have posted it up here then


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5212 on: August 05, 2019, 08:06:12 PM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5213 on: August 05, 2019, 08:42:08 PM »
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5214 on: August 05, 2019, 09:53:03 PM »
I'm sure that's an AFFS but still smile: smile:

I think it was a Dave Allen joke...  lol:
Well he should have posted it up here then


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5215 on: August 05, 2019, 09:54:52 PM »

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5216 on: August 05, 2019, 09:55:26 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5217 on: August 10, 2019, 11:54:39 AM »
"IT'S A BOY."
I shouted with tears running down my face.
"I don't believe it,
         a boy."
It was at that moment I decided to never visit Thailand again.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5218 on: August 10, 2019, 01:16:15 PM »
"IT'S A BOY."
I shouted with tears running down my face.
"I don't believe it,
         a boy."
It was at that moment I decided to never visit Thailand again.

Was that a joke or an excerpt from Nick's memoirs...  rubschin:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5219 on: August 10, 2019, 02:05:59 PM »
"IT'S A BOY."
I shouted with tears running down my face.
"I don't believe it,
         a boy."
It was at that moment I decided to never visit Thailand again.

Was that a joke or an excerpt from Nick's memoirs...  rubschin:
Who knows?
Well, whatever nevermind