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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6000 on: May 20, 2020, 07:35:01 PM »
Finally the nightly applause for all health workers here has ended. It was good while it lasted.
But now there's been an appeal for an applause for all parcel delivery workers...

Apparently it has been scheduled for Friday, sometime between 8am and 1pm.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6001 on: May 21, 2020, 03:00:31 AM »
Finally the nightly applause for all health workers here has ended. It was good while it lasted.
But now there's been an appeal for an applause for all parcel delivery workers...

Apparently it has been scheduled for Friday, sometime between 8am and 1pm.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6002 on: May 21, 2020, 11:02:16 AM »
There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke.
After a particularly nasty one, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started.
The professor got wind of this, so the following day, he walked in and said, “Class, did you hear about the shortage of whores in India?” All the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies!” cried the professor. “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6003 on: May 21, 2020, 11:54:38 AM »
There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke.
After a particularly nasty one, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started.
The professor got wind of this, so the following day, he walked in and said, “Class, did you hear about the shortage of whores in India?” All the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies!” cried the professor. “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6004 on: May 21, 2020, 07:43:40 PM »
There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke.
After a particularly nasty one, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started.
The professor got wind of this, so the following day, he walked in and said, “Class, did you hear about the shortage of whores in India?” All the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies!” cried the professor. “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6005 on: May 22, 2020, 07:00:02 PM »
A teacher asks her class what is their favorite letter is ......



A little kid yells out ..G.....Miss...



"Why is that Angus ? ".........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6006 on: May 22, 2020, 07:41:02 PM »
A teacher asks her class what is their favorite letter is ......



A little kid yells out ..G.....Miss...



"Why is that Angus ? ".........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6007 on: May 23, 2020, 06:09:20 AM »
A teacher asks her class what is their favorite letter is ......



A little kid yells out ..G.....Miss...



"Why is that Angus ? ".........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6008 on: May 23, 2020, 08:05:04 AM »
A teacher asks her class what is their favorite letter is ......



A little kid yells out ..G.....Miss...



"Why is that Angus ? ".........

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6009 on: May 25, 2020, 09:59:00 AM »
Paddy went to the car showroom to buy a car.
Salesman says "how much do you want to spend."
Paddy says "fifty pounds."
Salesman says "we got one out the back you can have."
Paddy says "why is it so cheap."
Salesman says "it s got no doors."
Paddy says "how do I get in it."
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6010 on: May 25, 2020, 09:59:51 AM »
Paddy went to the car showroom to buy a car.
Salesman says "how much do you want to spend."
Paddy says "fifty pounds."
Salesman says "we got one out the back you can have."
Paddy says "why is it so cheap."
Salesman says "it s got no doors."
Paddy says "how do I get in it."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6011 on: May 26, 2020, 08:25:16 AM »
DOMINIC CUMMINGS: I've seen your wife, don't bother having your eyes checked...............

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6012 on: May 26, 2020, 08:40:10 AM »
Paddy went to the car showroom to buy a car.
Salesman says "how much do you want to spend."
Paddy says "fifty pounds."
Salesman says "we got one out the back you can have."
Paddy says "why is it so cheap."
Salesman says "it s got no doors."
Paddy says "how do I get in it."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6013 on: May 26, 2020, 10:04:24 AM »
My next door neighbour told me to try Horse Manure on my Rhubarb.......... rubschin:




Tasted f55king horrible, I still prefer Custard............ noooo:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6014 on: May 26, 2020, 10:19:31 AM »
My next door neighbour told me to try Horse Manure on my Rhubarb.......... rubschin:




Tasted f55king horrible, I still prefer Custard............ noooo:

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