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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3225 on: May 23, 2020, 08:03:47 AM »
Just had two Police Officers at my door!...

They said; “Are you familiar with the letters HB?”...

I replied, “No, I’m not.”....

“How about LS?”....

“No.”

“What about JD?”...

I asked, “Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?”...........


The police officers said, “No, these are just initial enquires.”......... redface: redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3226 on: May 23, 2020, 08:27:00 AM »
I bought a lasagne from Asda. The instructions said “remove outer packaging and film lid”.............



 I’ve been filming it for a good 20 minutes now and sod all has happened.....

F88king waste of bloody money........ noooo:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3227 on: May 23, 2020, 08:46:25 AM »
I bought a lasagne from Asda. The instructions said “remove outer packaging and film lid”.............



 I’ve been filming it for a good 20 minutes now and sod all has happened.....

F88king waste of bloody money........ noooo:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3228 on: May 23, 2020, 09:37:09 AM »
I bought a lasagne from Asda. The instructions said “remove outer packaging and film lid”.............



 I’ve been filming it for a good 20 minutes now and sod all has happened.....

F88king waste of bloody money........ noooo:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3229 on: May 23, 2020, 11:22:42 AM »
Just had two Police Officers at my door!...

They said; “Are you familiar with the letters HB?”...

I replied, “No, I’m not.”....

“How about LS?”....

“No.”

“What about JD?”...

I asked, “Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?”...........


The police officers said, “No, these are just initial enquires.”......... redface: redface:

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Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3230 on: May 23, 2020, 12:36:52 PM »
I think all astrology is bollocks but then I would ...being a typical Aquarias ....

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« Reply #3231 on: May 23, 2020, 01:22:41 PM »
I think all astrology is bollocks but then I would ...being a typical Aquarias ....

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3232 on: May 23, 2020, 08:31:27 PM »
A man who has trained his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground said he went from Barking to Tooting in just over an hour
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3233 on: May 23, 2020, 08:43:57 PM »
A man who has trained his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground said he went from Barking to Tooting in just over an hour

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But an AFFS...... rubschin:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3234 on: May 23, 2020, 08:46:00 PM »
A man who has trained his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground said he went from Barking to Tooting in just over an hour

 ;D ;D

But an AFFS...... rubschin:
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« Reply #3235 on: May 24, 2020, 04:20:48 AM »
A man who has trained his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground said he went from Barking to Tooting in just over an hour

 ;D ;D

But an AFFS...... rubschin:
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« Reply #3236 on: May 24, 2020, 12:38:24 PM »
Been offered a part time job Cleaning mirrors.

Now that’s a job I could see myself doing..
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« Reply #3237 on: May 24, 2020, 12:57:27 PM »
Been offered a part time job Cleaning mirrors.

Now that’s a job I could see myself doing..

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« Reply #3238 on: May 24, 2020, 05:40:11 PM »
Been offered a part time job Cleaning mirrors.

Now that’s a job I could see myself doing..

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3239 on: May 25, 2020, 05:03:02 AM »
Just got back from my local Tesco.........


I saw a bloke buying four crates of San Miguel, five Paellas, and three sombreros.



I thought to myself,



Hispanic buying............