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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3255 on: June 05, 2020, 03:39:33 AM »
I had a dream last night that I wrote the Hobbit and Lord of the rings ....




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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3256 on: June 05, 2020, 02:04:28 PM »
I had a dream last night that I wrote the Hobbit and Lord of the rings ....




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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3257 on: June 05, 2020, 02:19:16 PM »
The Government in Egypt has asked the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns........

It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquillity and normality following the recent pandemic..............




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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3258 on: June 05, 2020, 02:51:58 PM »
The Government in Egypt has asked the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns........

It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquillity and normality following the recent pandemic..............




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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3259 on: June 05, 2020, 03:21:22 PM »
The Government in Egypt has asked the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns........

It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquillity and normality following the recent pandemic..............




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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3260 on: June 05, 2020, 05:12:46 PM »
The Government in Egypt has asked the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns........

It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquillity and normality following the recent pandemic..............




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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3261 on: June 05, 2020, 06:11:02 PM »
Police have arrested a woman for stealing a sign that read "& Emergency"...


She claims that she found it by Accident.................



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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3262 on: June 05, 2020, 06:18:16 PM »
Police have arrested a woman for stealing a sign that read "& Emergency"...


She claims that she found it by Accident.................



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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3263 on: June 05, 2020, 06:19:12 PM »
ACCOUNTANT NEEDED
40,000 - 45,000

So I phoned them up and said...
"The answer is -5,000."......


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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3264 on: June 05, 2020, 06:26:35 PM »
ACCOUNTANT NEEDED
40,000 - 45,000

So I phoned them up and said...
"The answer is -5,000."......


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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3265 on: June 05, 2020, 06:54:40 PM »
Police have arrested a woman for stealing a sign that read "& Emergency"...


She claims that she found it by Accident.................



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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3266 on: June 06, 2020, 01:26:35 AM »
The World Tongue Twister Champion has been arrested,..............



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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3267 on: June 06, 2020, 03:57:01 AM »
The World Tongue Twister Champion has been arrested,..............



Police said he will get a tough sentence............... Thumbs:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3268 on: June 06, 2020, 06:47:18 AM »
The World Tongue Twister Champion has been arrested,..............



Police said he will get a tough sentence............... Thumbs:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3269 on: June 06, 2020, 07:00:53 AM »
Police have arrested a woman for stealing a sign that read "& Emergency"...


She claims that she found it by Accident.................



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