Hat, coat...

[Barman]

All this talk of killer hornets .....

The Police have a SWAT team .....

 

Personally I approve the use of automatic weapons, flamethrowers and whatever the hell else may get rid of them... 

 

[Steve]

All this talk of killer hornets .....

The Police have a SWAT team .....

 

Personally I approve the use of automatic weapons, flamethrowers and whatever the hell else may get rid of them... 

 

[Grumpmeister]

All this talk of killer hornets .....

The Police have a SWAT team .....

 

Personally I approve the use of automatic weapons, flamethrowers and whatever the hell else may get rid of them... 

 

I'm pretty sure that those things are the sole reason for Rule 37 

[apc2010]

My wife said, "Did you know butterflies only live for one day?".........


I said, "That's a myth."............





She said, "No, it's definitely a butterfly!"............

[Barman]

My wife said, "Did you know butterflies only live for one day?".........


I said, "That's a myth."............





She said, "No, it's definitely a butterfly!"............

 

[Steve]

My wife said, "Did you know butterflies only live for one day?".........


I said, "That's a myth."............





She said, "No, it's definitely a butterfly!"............

 

[apc2010]

Last week I employed a retired airline pilot to do some decorating for me.....

I must say, he made a great job of the landing!..........

 

[Steve]

Last week I employed a retired airline pilot to do some decorating for me.....

I must say, he made a great job of the landing!..........

 

[Barman]

Last week I employed a retired airline pilot to do some decorating for me.....

I must say, he made a great job of the landing!..........

 

[apc2010]

Doctor ..I think I'm a Supermarket.........



When did this start happening........................?



When I was Lidl..............

[Steve]

 

[Barman]

Doctor ..I think I'm a Supermarket.........



When did this start happening........................?



When I was Lidl..............

 

[apc2010]

Just had two Police Officers at my door!...

They said; “Are you familiar with the letters HB?”...

I replied, “No, I’m not.”....

“How about LS?”....

“No.”

“What about JD?”...

I asked, “Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?”...........


The police officers said, “No, these are just initial enquires.”.........

[Barman]

Just had two Police Officers at my door!...

They said; “Are you familiar with the letters HB?”...

I replied, “No, I’m not.”....

“How about LS?”....

“No.”

“What about JD?”...

I asked, “Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?”...........


The police officers said, “No, these are just initial enquires.”.........

 

[Just One More]

Just had two Police Officers at my door!...

They said; “Are you familiar with the letters HB?”...

I replied, “No, I’m not.”....

“How about LS?”....

“No.”

“What about JD?”...

I asked, “Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?”...........


The police officers said, “No, these are just initial enquires.”.........