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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3210 on: May 18, 2020, 11:19:04 AM »
All this talk of killer hornets .....

The Police have a SWAT team ..... Thumbs:
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« Reply #3211 on: May 18, 2020, 11:27:54 AM »
All this talk of killer hornets .....

The Police have a SWAT team ..... Thumbs:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3212 on: May 18, 2020, 11:36:03 AM »
All this talk of killer hornets .....

The Police have a SWAT team ..... Thumbs:
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Personally I approve the use of automatic weapons, flamethrowers and whatever the hell else may get rid of them...  scared2:



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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3213 on: May 21, 2020, 02:31:27 PM »
My wife said, "Did you know butterflies only live for one day?".........


I said, "That's a myth."............





She said, "No, it's definitely a butterfly!"............ redface:

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« Reply #3214 on: May 21, 2020, 04:40:48 PM »
My wife said, "Did you know butterflies only live for one day?".........


I said, "That's a myth."............





She said, "No, it's definitely a butterfly!"............ redface:

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« Reply #3215 on: May 21, 2020, 08:06:02 PM »
My wife said, "Did you know butterflies only live for one day?".........


I said, "That's a myth."............





She said, "No, it's definitely a butterfly!"............ redface:

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« Reply #3216 on: May 22, 2020, 08:48:44 AM »
Last week I employed a retired airline pilot to do some decorating for me.....

I must say, he made a great job of the landing!..........

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« Reply #3217 on: May 22, 2020, 09:15:20 AM »
Last week I employed a retired airline pilot to do some decorating for me.....

I must say, he made a great job of the landing!..........

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« Reply #3218 on: May 22, 2020, 12:44:57 PM »
Last week I employed a retired airline pilot to do some decorating for me.....

I must say, he made a great job of the landing!..........

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3219 on: May 22, 2020, 07:33:30 PM »
Doctor ..I think I'm a Supermarket.........



When did this start happening........................?



When I was Lidl.............. whistle:

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« Reply #3220 on: May 22, 2020, 08:33:57 PM »
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« Reply #3221 on: May 23, 2020, 06:06:58 AM »
Doctor ..I think I'm a Supermarket.........



When did this start happening........................?



When I was Lidl.............. whistle:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3222 on: May 23, 2020, 06:25:44 AM »
Just had two Police Officers at my door!...

They said; “Are you familiar with the letters HB?”...

I replied, “No, I’m not.”....

“How about LS?”....

“No.”

“What about JD?”...

I asked, “Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?”...........


The police officers said, “No, these are just initial enquires.”......... redface: redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3223 on: May 23, 2020, 06:38:00 AM »
Just had two Police Officers at my door!...

They said; “Are you familiar with the letters HB?”...

I replied, “No, I’m not.”....

“How about LS?”....

“No.”

“What about JD?”...

I asked, “Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?”...........


The police officers said, “No, these are just initial enquires.”......... redface: redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3224 on: May 23, 2020, 06:40:13 AM »
Just had two Police Officers at my door!...

They said; “Are you familiar with the letters HB?”...

I replied, “No, I’m not.”....

“How about LS?”....

“No.”

“What about JD?”...

I asked, “Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?”...........


The police officers said, “No, these are just initial enquires.”......... redface: redface:

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