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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #90 on: April 02, 2020, 08:43:29 AM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #91 on: April 19, 2020, 01:12:13 PM »
 I've run out of toilet paper and started to use old newspapers instead.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #92 on: April 19, 2020, 01:22:08 PM »
I've run out of toilet paper and started to use old newspapers instead.

The Times are rough.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #93 on: April 19, 2020, 03:44:13 PM »
I've run out of toilet paper and started to use old newspapers instead.

The Times are rough.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #94 on: April 19, 2020, 04:26:00 PM »
Just got back from my local Tesco.
I saw a bloke buying four crates of San Miguel, five Paellas, and three sombreros.
I thought to myself,
Hispanic buying.
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #95 on: April 19, 2020, 05:12:12 PM »
Just got back from my local Tesco.
I saw a bloke buying four crates of San Miguel, five Paellas, and three sombreros.
I thought to myself,
Hispanic buying.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #96 on: April 19, 2020, 05:37:55 PM »
Just got back from my local Tesco.
I saw a bloke buying four crates of San Miguel, five Paellas, and three sombreros.
I thought to myself,
Hispanic buying.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #97 on: April 19, 2020, 10:15:57 PM »
Just got back from my local Tesco.
I saw a bloke buying four crates of San Miguel, five Paellas, and three sombreros.
I thought to myself,
Hispanic buying.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #98 on: April 20, 2020, 06:09:46 AM »
Just got back from my local Tesco.
I saw a bloke buying four crates of San Miguel, five Paellas, and three sombreros.
I thought to myself,
Hispanic buying.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #99 on: April 26, 2020, 08:43:10 PM »
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being Frank.
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #100 on: April 27, 2020, 12:03:31 PM »
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being Frank.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #101 on: April 27, 2020, 07:27:41 PM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #103 on: April 30, 2020, 11:35:11 AM »
Took my dog for a walk through the cemetery yesterday.
A bloke was coming the other way with his dog.
He said "morning. "
I said "no I'm just walking my dog."
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #104 on: April 30, 2020, 01:02:09 PM »
Took my dog for a walk through the cemetery yesterday.
A bloke was coming the other way with his dog.
He said "morning. "
I said "no I'm just walking my dog."

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