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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #105 on: May 01, 2020, 06:13:07 AM »
Took my dog for a walk through the cemetery yesterday.
A bloke was coming the other way with his dog.
He said "morning. "
I said "no I'm just walking my dog."

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #106 on: May 01, 2020, 11:43:11 AM »
Took my dog for a walk through the cemetery yesterday.
A bloke was coming the other way with his dog.
He said "morning. "
I said "no I'm just walking my dog."

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #107 on: May 05, 2020, 04:07:04 PM »
What do we want?..........

Race car noises................!!!

When do we want them.........................?

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #108 on: May 05, 2020, 06:47:40 PM »
What do we want?..........

Race car noises................!!!

When do we want them.........................?

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #109 on: May 05, 2020, 06:54:36 PM »
What do we want?..........

Race car noises................!!!

When do we want them.........................?

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #110 on: May 11, 2020, 10:16:32 PM »
I was the getaway driver for a robbery at a paper factory in Bristol last night.......

We took the A4....


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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #111 on: May 11, 2020, 10:51:07 PM »
I was the getaway driver for a robbery at a paper factory in Bristol last night.......

We took the A4....


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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #112 on: May 12, 2020, 03:54:04 AM »
I was the getaway driver for a robbery at a paper factory in Bristol last night.......

We took the A4....


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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #113 on: May 12, 2020, 06:22:09 AM »
I was the getaway driver for a robbery at a paper factory in Bristol last night.......

We took the A4....


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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #114 on: May 12, 2020, 11:37:31 AM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #115 on: May 13, 2020, 11:36:55 AM »
Iím so glad Garden centres are open,
 Iíve been living on borrowed Thyme
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #116 on: May 13, 2020, 11:42:20 AM »
Iím so glad Garden centres are open,
 Iíve been living on borrowed Thyme

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #117 on: May 13, 2020, 05:16:33 PM »
Iím so glad Garden centres are open,
 Iíve been living on borrowed Thyme

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #118 on: May 14, 2020, 11:20:34 AM »
Went for a walk this morning and saw this RAC patrol man crying his eyes out in his van.

Thought to myself he's heading for a breakdown.
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #119 on: May 14, 2020, 11:57:56 AM »
Went for a walk this morning and saw this RAC patrol man crying his eyes out in his van.

Thought to myself he's heading for a breakdown.

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