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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #105 on: May 11, 2018, 08:08:30 PM »
I have been giving Nod advice about wimmin  rubschin:

Pity we are both pissed  noooo:

Peninsular war adventures with bog rolls tomorrow  :thumbsup:
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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #106 on: May 11, 2018, 08:26:05 PM »
I have been giving Nod advice about wimmin  rubschin: . . .
it'd be simpler to give women advice about Nod.  "Avoid"

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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #107 on: May 11, 2018, 08:31:46 PM »
He has a very interesting situation with his lady cleaner for which I have suggested a completely brilliant solution  angel1

Anyhoo, we have opened some local collapso and some olives and are reviewing the absurd day. Ciudad Rodrigo tomorrow. Toilet rolls all packed in the car (I know not why).
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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #108 on: May 11, 2018, 08:36:37 PM »
I always knew Care in the Community was a mistake

It seems to work for Baldymort, perhaps Nick and Nod are just beyond help...  rubschin:
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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #109 on: May 11, 2018, 09:50:01 PM »
He has a very interesting situation with his lady cleaner for which I have suggested a completely brilliant solution  angel1



Ajax...?  rubschin:
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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #110 on: May 11, 2018, 10:04:30 PM »
Very creative.  angel1
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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #111 on: May 12, 2018, 03:00:24 PM »
A long day!! Nod is in charge of historical aspects  of the trip and we had agreed that Ciudad Rodrigo, which I have been to before, is, as well as being a charming fortified town an interesting place to visit historically speaking. Nod had read up on the siege of 1812 and was highly excited  ::)

He was navigating, which essentially meant looking at the GPS on my phone and issuing instructions. That did not go well  noooo:

He was OK at reading the on screen directions but less good at letting me know roughly which direction we were heading by looking at the map.  I got grumpy (we both had horrific hangovers).

Me: Can you give me some idea of the direction to head in?
Him: I can't do two things at once!
Me: You can't do one thing at once  cussing: cussing: cussing:

Anyway we got there an Nod led the way to the main exhibit: the cannonball damage to the exterior of the cathedral. That was it!!

We had lunch and left. AN hour's drive each way to see some holes. Here! Thriling!!




Still, Spanish roads are excellent and virtually empty. No potholes and no cones  cloud9: eeek:

Nod is going for a walk "and a couple of beers"  noooo:
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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #112 on: May 12, 2018, 04:13:34 PM »
A long day!! Nod is in charge of historical aspects  of the trip and we had agreed that Ciudad Rodrigo, which I have been to before, is, as well as being a charming fortified town an interesting place to visit historically speaking. Nod had read up on the siege of 1812 and was highly excited  ::)

He was navigating, which essentially meant looking at the GPS on my phone and issuing instructions. That did not go well  noooo:

He was OK at reading the on screen directions but less good at letting me know roughly which direction we were heading by looking at the map.  I got grumpy (we both had horrific hangovers).

Me: Can you give me some idea of the direction to head in?
Him: I can't do two things at once!
Me: You can't do one thing at once  cussing: cussing: cussing:

Anyway we got there an Nod led the way to the main exhibit: the cannonball damage to the exterior of the cathedral. That was it!!

We had lunch and left. AN hour's drive each way to see some holes. Here! Thriling!!




Still, Spanish roads are excellent and virtually empty. No potholes and no cones  cloud9: eeek:

Nod is going for a walk "and a couple of beers"  noooo:

Hello, Mr Pot.....  rubschin:
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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #113 on: May 12, 2018, 04:13:59 PM »
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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #114 on: May 12, 2018, 04:14:48 PM »
Given how many times you've posted on here about your latest gubbaclysm you can't really complain...  whistle:
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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #115 on: May 12, 2018, 04:16:16 PM »
Off to Zamora tomorrow  :thumbsup:  What can possibly go wrong?  angel1
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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #116 on: May 12, 2018, 04:23:00 PM »
Getting the tank hire car out of the old city presented some challenges!!  scared2: scared2: scared2:



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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #117 on: May 12, 2018, 04:49:19 PM »
Getting the tank hire car out of the old city presented some challenges!!  scared2: scared2: scared2:




Well it wouldn't be a Nick and Nod trip without some carange...  rubschin:
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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #118 on: May 13, 2018, 07:14:22 AM »
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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #119 on: May 13, 2018, 08:38:36 AM »
Off to Zamora tomorrow  :thumbsup:  What can possibly go wrong?  angel1
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Is it time for my Zamora joke?
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