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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #165 on: May 16, 2018, 05:31:18 PM »
Discussing his general incompetence over a "few" drinks last night  redface:  I asked him if he can ride a bike.

He can't.

His dad tried to teach him when he was 7 but he fell off and landed face first in a wabbit that had died of Myxomatosis.

His life seems to have been a series of such disasters.

Like minds you say...  rubschin:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #166 on: May 16, 2018, 05:34:23 PM »
He is utterly incompetent in everything except Medieval History  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #167 on: May 16, 2018, 05:38:24 PM »
Discussing his general incompetence over a "few" drinks last night  redface:  I asked him if he can ride a bike.

He can't.

His dad tried to teach him when he was 7 but he fell off and landed face first in a wabbit that had died of Myxomatosis.

His life seems to have been a series of such disasters.

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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #168 on: May 16, 2018, 06:07:49 PM »
One day this week he got muddled and tried to clamber into the car on the left hand driver side. I told him to stop and go to the other side but he persisted (hangover) and tried to sit on my lap  eeek:

He has been doing some research for our next trip  noooo:
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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #169 on: May 16, 2018, 07:09:26 PM »
One day this week he got muddled and tried to clamber into the car on the left hand driver side. I told him to stop and go to the other side but he persisted (hangover) and tried to sit on my lap  eeek:

He has been doing some research for our next trip  noooo:
How about here:  https://barolodibarolo.com/en/museums/127-corkscrew-museum.html
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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #170 on: May 16, 2018, 07:12:45 PM »
One day this week he got muddled and tried to clamber into the car on the left hand driver side. I told him to stop and go to the other side but he persisted (hangover) and tried to sit on my lap  eeek:

He has been doing some research for our next trip  noooo:
How about here:  https://barolodibarolo.com/en/museums/127-corkscrew-museum.html

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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #171 on: May 16, 2018, 07:20:46 PM »
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I got a waiter last night to give him a professional corkscrew lesson. I had to leave the area. He had a sort of tantrum!
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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #172 on: May 16, 2018, 07:41:50 PM »
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

I got a waiter last night to give him a professional corkscrew lesson. I had to leave the area. He had a sort of tantrum!

The waiter or Nod...?  rubschin:
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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #173 on: May 16, 2018, 07:51:00 PM »
Both  noooo:
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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #174 on: May 16, 2018, 08:11:49 PM »
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #175 on: May 16, 2018, 09:28:46 PM »
How about go to Switzerland and see if that clinic does tourist tours.  What's the worst that could go wrong?

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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #176 on: May 17, 2018, 04:04:15 AM »
How about go to Switzerland and see if that clinic does tourist tours.  What's the worst that could go wrong?

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Re: Yet another road trip with Nod
« Reply #177 on: May 17, 2018, 05:22:54 AM »
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