Post by: Nick on February 10, 2018, 04:45:17 PM
Now that I have this job with paid holidays for the first time in 20 years I thought I might drive from Madrid to Galicia in May. Nod was like a kid, "Please sir, can I come too?"
So I have cobbled together an itinerary.
WHat can possibly go wrong?
Post by: apc2010 on February 10, 2018, 05:39:50 PM
He has gone bonkers about Spain noooo:
Now that I have this job with paid holidays for the first time in 20 years I thought I might drive from Madrid to Galicia in May. Nod was like a kid, "Please sir, can I come too?"
So I have cobbled together an itinerary.
WHat can possibly go wrong?
noooo:
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 10, 2018, 05:58:00 PM
He has gone bonkers about Spain noooo:
Now that I have this job with paid holidays for the first time in 20 years I thought I might drive from Madrid to Galicia in May. Nod was like a kid, "Please sir, can I come too?"
So I have cobbled together an itinerary.
WHat can possibly go wrong?
noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2018, 06:55:44 PM
He has gone bonkers about Spain noooo:
Now that I have this job with paid holidays for the first time in 20 years I thought I might drive from Madrid to Galicia in May. Nod was like a kid, "Please sir, can I come too?"
So I have cobbled together an itinerary.
WHat can possibly go wrong?
noooo:
noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Just to make sure, you do mean Galicia in Spain and not Galicia the region in eastern Europe... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2018, 06:58:54 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2018, 07:01:03 PM
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2018, 07:05:25 PM
Post by: Steve on February 10, 2018, 07:44:39 PM
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:He has gone bonkers about Spain noooo:
Now that I have this job with paid holidays for the first time in 20 years I thought I might drive from Madrid to Galicia in May. Nod was like a kid, "Please sir, can I come too?"
So I have cobbled together an itinerary.
WHat can possibly go wrong?
noooo:
noooo: noooo:
noooo: noooo: noooo: . . . .
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2018, 07:46:04 PM
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2018, 08:41:52 AM
He has gone bonkers about Spain noooo:
Now that I have this job with paid holidays for the first time in 20 years I thought I might drive from Madrid to Galicia in May. Nod was like a kid, "Please sir, can I come too?"
So I have cobbled together an itinerary.
WHat can possibly go wrong?
The owld Sierra! :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on February 24, 2018, 08:18:36 PM
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2018, 06:20:50 AM
All booked for May facepalm:
:thumbsup:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 25, 2018, 06:52:20 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2018, 07:02:02 AM
Has his map reading improved? lol:
On a par with Nick...........
The blind leading the blind comes to mind.... noooo:
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2018, 07:07:11 AM
Has his map reading improved? lol:
On a par with Nick...........
The blind leading the blind comes to mind.... noooo:
The satnag leading the blind surely...?
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2018, 07:33:04 AM
Has his map reading improved? lol:
On a par with Nick...........
The blind leading the blind comes to mind.... noooo:
The satnag leading the blind surely...?
Satnag is only as good as whoever programs the destination.... noooo:
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2018, 07:37:41 AM
Has his map reading improved? lol:
On a par with Nick...........
The blind leading the blind comes to mind.... noooo:
The satnag leading the blind surely...?
Satnag is only as good as whoever programs the destination.... noooo:
Precisely! lol:
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2018, 07:45:55 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 25, 2018, 07:47:11 AM
Has his map reading improved? lol:
On a par with Nick...........
The blind leading the blind comes to mind.... noooo:
The satnag leading the blind surely...?
Satnag is only as good as whoever programs the destination.... noooo:
Precisely! lol:
So has LL prepared for the magical mystery tour....? whistle:
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2018, 08:07:36 AM
Has his map reading improved? lol:
On a par with Nick...........
The blind leading the blind comes to mind.... noooo:
The satnag leading the blind surely...?
Satnag is only as good as whoever programs the destination.... noooo:
Precisely! lol:
So has LL prepared for the magical mystery tour....? whistle:
evil:
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2018, 12:09:27 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fnewpix%2F2018%2F02%2F27%2F05%2F499E870E00000578-5439043-image-a-11_1519710379439.jpg&hash=864f3ff1e83af671587b1e4eb73c5758469c43a5)
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2018, 11:38:33 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2018, 01:16:27 PM
Just been booking accommodation. Nod is like a kid waiting for Xmas noooo:
Waiting for an elderly bearded man to empty his sack you say.... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2018, 01:32:53 PM
Just been booking accommodation. Nod is like a kid waiting for Xmas noooo:
Waiting for an elderly bearded man to empty his sack you say.... rubschin:
happy001
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2018, 01:41:44 PM
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2018, 01:49:45 PM
Just been booking accommodation. Nod is like a kid waiting for Xmas noooo:
Waiting for an elderly bearded man to empty his sack you say.... rubschin:
happy001
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2018, 07:31:24 PM
Just been booking accommodation. Nod is like a kid waiting for Xmas noooo:
Waiting for an elderly bearded man to empty his sack you say.... rubschin:
happy001
Sometimes its like shooting fish in a barrel... whistle:
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2018, 07:43:33 PM
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2018, 02:35:39 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2018, 03:50:05 PM
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2018, 04:07:41 PM
Good job they won't check him. One spark and he would explode. SO would I, at present noooo:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2018, 05:31:04 PM
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2018, 05:58:35 PM
Boozy with Soozy in WESTMINSTER*
Lunch with Nod
*https://www.tes.com/news/lets-tackle-causes-not-symptoms (https://www.tes.com/news/lets-tackle-causes-not-symptoms) whistle:
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2018, 07:22:45 PM
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2018, 07:25:55 PM
Post by: Nick on May 04, 2018, 09:44:58 AM
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2018, 12:47:13 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 08, 2018, 12:55:20 PM
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2018, 12:56:42 PM
What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2018, 01:21:25 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nhYfkD9fzQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nhYfkD9fzQ)
Post by: Steve on May 08, 2018, 03:04:26 PM
Looking forward to further VP'ers travel blogs ...with pics please. The standard has been set whistle::thumbsup:
Or you'll go round with your axe to destroy his wood?
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2018, 03:13:36 PM
He has just texted to say he will be ready to go at 9 a.m.
The flight is at 3.00 noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2018, 06:29:06 PM
I fear that with Nod in tow this may have even more comedic possibilities noooo:
He has just texted to say he will be ready to go at 9 a.m.
The flight is at 3.00 noooo:
Amended for accuracy
As for Nod being ready 6 hours early it sounds like he is used to there being inexplicable calamities around you so has planned accordingly... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2018, 06:30:10 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2018, 06:33:07 PM
He is worserer than me redface:
Is that even possible? Shocked:
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2018, 06:34:05 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 08, 2018, 06:44:37 PM
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2018, 06:47:47 PM
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2018, 09:30:10 PM
Nothing can possibly go wrong! I am in charge. angel1
happy002
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2018, 09:32:50 PM
Post by: Steve on May 08, 2018, 09:53:19 PM
happy002 happy002Nothing can possibly go wrong! I am in charge. angel1
happy002
Wasn't that Bruce Forsyth's catchphrase? Nick is the all new Brucey? scared2:
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2018, 09:56:15 PM
Post by: Barman on May 08, 2018, 10:00:27 PM
happy002 happy002Nothing can possibly go wrong! I am in charge. angel1
happy002
Wasn't that Bruce Forsyth's catchphrase? Nick is the all new Brucey? scared2:
He had a young bird too... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 08, 2018, 10:01:54 PM
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2018, 05:14:15 AM
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2018, 05:18:40 AM
Today is the day :thumbsup:
scared2:
Post by: Steve on May 09, 2018, 07:20:10 AM
All new Brucey will be shouting from row 23 on the plane: "Higher, Lower"Today is the day :thumbsup:
scared2:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 09, 2018, 08:13:55 AM
Enjoy the tap ass :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2018, 11:20:36 AM
Post by: Steve on May 09, 2018, 03:44:05 PM
Nod managed to navigate us to the airport with only one major error. No traffic, so we are here three hours early for the flight noooo:time for a “Didn’t he do well!” then
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2018, 09:30:58 PM
Got scammed by car hire company at Madrid airport cussing: cussing:
Got instntly lost in Madrid. Finally got on right road and arrived (in thudnerstorm) to a delightful restored 16th century palace (£40 a night including breakfast ). Nod's room has a 4 poster bed eeek:
Knackered NickSick
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 09, 2018, 10:18:06 PM
Plane delayed. Dodgy takeoff and dodgier landing scared2:
Got scammed by car hire company at Madrid airport cussing: cussing:
Got instntly lost in Madrid. Finally got on right road and arrived (in thudnerstorm) to a delightful restored 16th century palace (£40 a night including breakfast ). Nod's room has a 4 poster bed eeek:
Knackered NickSick
Your infamy preceded you so they gave you an old knacker job that wouldn't be worth repairing afterwards you say... rubschin:
Post by: Steve on May 09, 2018, 10:56:27 PM
Plane delayed. Dodgy takeoff and dodgier landing scared2:Sounds :thumbsup:
Got scammed by car hire company at Madrid airport cussing: cussing:
Got instntly lost in Madrid. Finally got on right road and arrived (in thudnerstorm) to a delightful restored 16th century palace (£40 a night including breakfast ). Nod's room has a 4 poster bed eeek:
Knackered NickSick
Popcorn:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2018, 12:32:06 AM
https://www.google.es/search?q=avila&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwio4PG4y_naAhWEPRQKHcBzCSYQ_AUIDCgD&biw=1292&bih=702 (https://www.google.es/search?q=avila&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwio4PG4y_naAhWEPRQKHcBzCSYQ_AUIDCgD&biw=1292&bih=702)
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2018, 12:55:43 AM
While you await my personal snaps of things, here are some images off the interweb
https://www.google.es/search?q=avila&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwio4PG4y_naAhWEPRQKHcBzCSYQ_AUIDCgD&biw=1292&bih=702 (https://www.google.es/search?q=avila&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwio4PG4y_naAhWEPRQKHcBzCSYQ_AUIDCgD&biw=1292&bih=702)
Just checking but are these the 'before' shots? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2018, 12:58:29 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2018, 01:51:58 AM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2018, 06:46:14 AM
The police have towed it away facepalm:
We now have to go off and find the police car pound noooo: noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2018, 06:48:39 AM
It was late and dark when we arrived and parked the car. llegally.
The police have towed it away facepalm:
We now have to go off and find the police car pound noooo: noooo:
point: point: point:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2018, 06:49:01 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 10, 2018, 07:09:36 AM
Post by: Steve on May 10, 2018, 07:42:50 AM
lol: lol: lol:While you await my personal snaps of things, here are some images off the interweb
https://www.google.es/search?q=avila&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwio4PG4y_naAhWEPRQKHcBzCSYQ_AUIDCgD&biw=1292&bih=702 (https://www.google.es/search?q=avila&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwio4PG4y_naAhWEPRQKHcBzCSYQ_AUIDCgD&biw=1292&bih=702)
Just checking but are these the 'before' shots? rubschin:
I'm amazed there are only 24 Horas in Avila. Maybe I'm mistranslating
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2018, 08:22:53 AM
Closer inspection of the paperwork reveals that we additionally owe the police a fine of 210 Euros. sad32: This we have decided to ignore and will wait and see if it catches up with us via the thieving hire company. We have decided to leave town pronto and head to Salamanca, so now we are technically on the run from the police. rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2018, 08:34:27 AM
WHat can possibly go wrong?
Post by: Steve on May 10, 2018, 08:35:30 AM
We located the car in a local car park where the police have a locked pound and we paid 76 Euros to release it, which we thought could have been worse :thumbsup:facepalm:
Closer inspection of the paperwork reveals that we additionally owe the police a fine of 210 Euros. sad32: This we have decided to ignore and will wait and see if it catches up with us via the thieving hire company. We have decided to leave town pronto and head to Salamanca, so now we are technically on the run from the police. rubschin:
Please post pics of the inside of your cell
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2018, 08:36:50 AM
Post by: Steve on May 10, 2018, 08:51:53 AM
Will post details of the car hire scam in due course. The "upgrade" is about the size of a Chieftain tank noooo:Did you sign the hire forms? If so then you've lost. It is however a regular scam by hire companies in Europe that are often just franchises very disconnected from the brand name and frankly hanging is too good for them
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 10, 2018, 11:24:19 AM
When they slide you the form and say "Sign here and here" putting a little cross next to the boxes, I usually oblige by putting a similar little cross in the box.Will post details of the car hire scam in due course. The "upgrade" is about the size of a Chieftain tank noooo:Did you sign the hire forms?
One time in 3 they just stuff it in the folder without looking.
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2018, 12:00:03 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2018, 02:25:35 PM
Not doing very well yet on the picture front as we are still fugitives. But going out later when it is not so hot, like, and will see what I can do :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2018, 03:18:24 PM
He calls to say he is lost noooo:
I am combing Google Maps to find the bar cussing:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2018, 03:58:14 PM
Post by: Steve on May 10, 2018, 05:29:29 PM
He was 150 yards away noooo:Why not tie a piece of string to him and you hold the other end
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2018, 05:46:24 PM
He was 150 yards away noooo:Why not tie a piece of string to him and you hold the other end
Given their current fugitive status wouldn't a set of manacles be more approproate.... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2018, 08:25:55 PM
He was 150 yards away noooo:Why not tie a piece of string to him and you hold the other end
Round his neck...? rubschin:
Post by: Steve on May 10, 2018, 09:00:07 PM
Well it would seem no danger there of cutting off the blood supply to something vitalHe was 150 yards away noooo:Why not tie a piece of string to him and you hold the other end
Round his neck...? rubschin:
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2018, 09:01:48 PM
Well it would seem no danger there of cutting off the blood supply to something vitalHe was 150 yards away noooo:Why not tie a piece of string to him and you hold the other end
Round his neck...? rubschin:
drumroll:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2018, 09:03:04 PM
Use the door key to the flat
Open and close a roller blind
Close his bedroom blind
How to get hot water to come out of a mixer tap
Attach a photo to an e mail
Use wi fi
Read a bus map
It is now collapso o clock again, as it has been on and off, since 2.00 NickSick
facepalm:
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2018, 09:06:00 PM
Today I have had to show him how to:
Use the door key to the flat
Open and close a roller blind
Close his bedroom blind
How to get hot water to come out of a mixer tap
Attach a photo to an e mail
Use wi fi
Read a bus map
It is now collapso o clock again, as it has been on and off, since 2.00 NickSick
facepalm:
noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2018, 09:07:42 PM
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2018, 09:24:34 PM
Car hire was £51 quid for the week.
This is, of course, nonsense, as they sting you for an additional £200 insurance to cover the "excess"
Thwarted this by buying the excess insurance in UK for £14 ::)
We arrive Madrid late, hot, in a hurry and take ages to find the car hire desk
Girl: Two of you?
Me: Yes
Girl: Luggage?
Me: Yes
Girl: The car you have chosen has no room for this much luggage [bollocks]
Me: I will risk it
Girl: You must not leave luggage visible in car in Spain. People break in.
Me: I will risk it
Girl: Not a good idea
Me: SHow me the car!
Pause
Girl: Where are you going?
Me: Avila and Salamanca
Girl: the car you have chosen will not go faster than 80 kph
By now I am fit to kill and sweating like a (stuck) pig
Girl: For just 15 Euros a day I can upgrade you to a more suitable vehicle
Nod: Oh fuck, let's just do it
I was in no mood to argue so we bought the scam. The upgrade is fucking ENORMOUS, girl has earned a bonus and we are 100 EUros down cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2018, 09:32:56 PM
Car hire scam
Car hire was £51 quid for the week.
This is, of course, nonsense, as they sting you for an additional £200 insurance to cover the "excess"
Thwarted this by buying the excess insurance in UK for £14 ::)
We arrive Madrid late, hot, in a hurry and take ages to find the car hire desk
Girl: Two of you?
Me: Yes
Girl: Luggage?
Me: Yes
Girl: The car you have chosen has no room for this much luggage [bollocks]
Me: I will risk it
Girl: You must not leave luggage visible in car in Spain. People break in.
Me: I will risk it
Girl: Not a good idea
Me: SHow me the car!
Pause
Girl: Where are you going?
Me: Avila and Salamanca
Girl: the car you have chosen will not go faster than 80 kph
By now I am fit to kill and sweating like a (stuck) pig
Girl: For just 15 Euros a day I can upgrade you to a more suitable vehicle
Nod: Oh fuck, let's just do it
I was in no mood to argue so we bought the scam. The upgrade is fucking ENORMOUS, girl has earned a bonus and we are 100 EUros down cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Quote from: Car Hire Girl
Estúpidos pensionistas ingleses! Como tomar dulces de un bebé ...
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2018, 09:47:09 PM
Have just had to show Nod how to close a fucking window!!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 11, 2018, 06:28:41 AM
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2018, 06:35:04 AM
Are his puter skills limited too ? lol:
drumroll:
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2018, 06:36:56 AM
Are his puter skills limited too ? lol:
Zero noooo:
He has just had a cold shower (I heard the screaming) as he had forgotten how to use the mixer tap Banghead
He is in charge of today's itinerary scared2:
Post by: Steve on May 11, 2018, 07:37:32 AM
lol: lol: lol:Car hire scam
Car hire was £51 quid for the week.
This is, of course, nonsense, as they sting you for an additional £200 insurance to cover the "excess"
Thwarted this by buying the excess insurance in UK for £14 ::)
We arrive Madrid late, hot, in a hurry and take ages to find the car hire desk
Girl: Two of you?
Me: Yes
Girl: Luggage?
Me: Yes
Girl: The car you have chosen has no room for this much luggage [bollocks]
Me: I will risk it
Girl: You must not leave luggage visible in car in Spain. People break in.
Me: I will risk it
Girl: Not a good idea
Me: SHow me the car!
Pause
Girl: Where are you going?
Me: Avila and Salamanca
Girl: the car you have chosen will not go faster than 80 kph
By now I am fit to kill and sweating like a (stuck) pig
Girl: For just 15 Euros a day I can upgrade you to a more suitable vehicle
Nod: Oh fuck, let's just do it
I was in no mood to argue so we bought the scam. The upgrade is fucking ENORMOUS, girl has earned a bonus and we are 100 EUros down cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:Quote from: Car Hire GirlEstúpidos pensionistas ingleses! Como tomar dulces de un bebé ...
But seriously €15 a day ain't that much for an enormous car. IMHO never ever have a small rental car on holiday, they are always tiresome to drive, there are always issues with luggage and you miss the chance to really try out a vehicle you might want to buy back in real life.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 11, 2018, 08:01:12 AM
Are his puter skills limited too ? lol:
Zero noooo:
He has just had a cold shower (I heard the screaming) as he had forgotten how to use the mixer tap Banghead
He is in charge of today's itinerary scared2:
Sounds costly rubschin: lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2018, 02:10:19 PM
Nod's carefully researched guided tour of the University of Salamanca foundered on his utter fucking inability to read maps Banghead Each fresh failure led to a suggestion that we stop to have a beer while we "regroup". This did not help. Eventually I used my phone app to get us to the start point where, with Nod explaining something about medieval libraries, we acquired a small group of Japanese Catholic nuns. One of their number started interpreting Nod's ramblings to the rest, apparently under the illusion that he was some sort of specialist tour guide eeek:
It was OK, until they started firing alarmingly detailed questions about 15th century canon law. Nod made up some mildly plausible answers before we fled to have more beer. I managed to find the frog on the university facade which will bring me luck, apparently ::)
I am going to need it, as tomorrow we are driving east for the day so that Nod can enlighten me about the ins and outs of the Peninsular War here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ciudad_Rodrigo (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ciudad_Rodrigo)
He has read up on the fortifications and is threatening to do a "thorough job". Banghead
https://fotos00.lagacetadesalamanca.es/2015/07/13/646x260/ciudad-rodrigo.jpg
(https://fotos00.lagacetadesalamanca.es/2015/07/13/646x260/ciudad-rodrigo.jpg)
A boozy lunch led to an idea for an article from me about something non-Spanishy. :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2018, 02:21:45 PM
I will post some bits and bobs for Sharpe fans tomorrow, if we survive noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2018, 02:40:41 PM
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2018, 02:48:08 PM
Nod: It's always handy to have one in the car :thumbsup:
Shrugs:
He has gone out for "a beer" noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2018, 03:20:03 PM
Utter shambles.
Nod's carefully researched guided tour of the University of Salamanca foundered on his utter fucking inability to read maps Banghead Each fresh failure led to a suggestion that we stop to have a beer while we "regroup". This did not help. Eventually I used my phone app to get us to the start point where, with Nod explaining something about medieval libraries, we acquired a small group of Japanese Catholic nuns. One of their number started interpreting Nod's ramblings to the rest, apparently under the illusion that he was some sort of specialist tour guide eeek:
It was OK, until they started firing alarmingly detailed questions about 15th century canon law. Nod made up some mildly plausible answers before we fled to have more beer. I managed to find the frog on the university facade which will bring me luck, apparently ::)
I am going to need it, as tomorrow we are driving east for the day so that Nod can enlighten me about the ins and outs of the Peninsular War here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ciudad_Rodrigo (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ciudad_Rodrigo)
He has read up on the fortifications and is threatening to do a "thorough job". Banghead
https://fotos00.lagacetadesalamanca.es/2015/07/13/646x260/ciudad-rodrigo.jpg
(https://fotos00.lagacetadesalamanca.es/2015/07/13/646x260/ciudad-rodrigo.jpg)
A boozy lunch led to an idea for an article from me about something non-Spanishy. :thumbsup:
Either that or she was explaining to the rest of her group that the pair of you are nun the wiser... whistle:
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2018, 04:15:46 PM
Nod has become intrigued by the bidet scared2:
I have told him to go nowhere near it scared2:
Post by: Steve on May 11, 2018, 05:02:30 PM
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2018, 08:08:30 PM
Pity we are both pissed noooo:
Peninsular war adventures with bog rolls tomorrow :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on May 11, 2018, 08:26:05 PM
I have been giving Nod advice about wimmin rubschin: . . .it'd be simpler to give women advice about Nod. "Avoid"
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2018, 08:31:46 PM
Anyhoo, we have opened some local collapso and some olives and are reviewing the absurd day. Ciudad Rodrigo tomorrow. Toilet rolls all packed in the car (I know not why).
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2018, 08:36:37 PM
I always knew Care in the Community was a mistake
It seems to work for Baldymort, perhaps Nick and Nod are just beyond help... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2018, 09:50:01 PM
He has a very interesting situation with his lady cleaner for which I have suggested a completely brilliant solution angel1
Ajax...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2018, 10:04:30 PM
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2018, 03:00:24 PM
He was navigating, which essentially meant looking at the GPS on my phone and issuing instructions. That did not go well noooo:
He was OK at reading the on screen directions but less good at letting me know roughly which direction we were heading by looking at the map. I got grumpy (we both had horrific hangovers).
Me: Can you give me some idea of the direction to head in?
Him: I can't do two things at once!
Me: You can't do one thing at once cussing: cussing: cussing:
Anyway we got there an Nod led the way to the main exhibit: the cannonball damage to the exterior of the cathedral. That was it!!
We had lunch and left. AN hour's drive each way to see some holes. Here! Thriling!!
(https://s7.postimg.cc/3r53w5jzr/IMG_0880.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/3r53w5jzr/)
Still, Spanish roads are excellent and virtually empty. No potholes and no cones cloud9: eeek:
Nod is going for a walk "and a couple of beers" noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2018, 04:13:34 PM
A long day!! Nod is in charge of historical aspects of the trip and we had agreed that Ciudad Rodrigo, which I have been to before, is, as well as being a charming fortified town an interesting place to visit historically speaking. Nod had read up on the siege of 1812 and was highly excited ::)
He was navigating, which essentially meant looking at the GPS on my phone and issuing instructions. That did not go well noooo:
He was OK at reading the on screen directions but less good at letting me know roughly which direction we were heading by looking at the map. I got grumpy (we both had horrific hangovers).
Me: Can you give me some idea of the direction to head in?
Him: I can't do two things at once!
Me: You can't do one thing at once cussing: cussing: cussing:
Anyway we got there an Nod led the way to the main exhibit: the cannonball damage to the exterior of the cathedral. That was it!!
We had lunch and left. AN hour's drive each way to see some holes. Here! Thriling!!
(https://s7.postimg.cc/3r53w5jzr/IMG_0880.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/3r53w5jzr/)
Still, Spanish roads are excellent and virtually empty. No potholes and no cones cloud9: eeek:
Nod is going for a walk "and a couple of beers" noooo:
Hello, Mr Pot..... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2018, 04:13:59 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2018, 04:14:48 PM
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2018, 04:16:16 PM
Post by: Nick on May 12, 2018, 04:23:00 PM
(https://s7.postimg.cc/lrnybnfon/IMG_0881.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/lrnybnfon/)
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2018, 04:49:19 PM
Getting thetankhire car out of the old city presented some challenges!! scared2: scared2: scared2:
(https://s7.postimg.cc/lrnybnfon/IMG_0881.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/lrnybnfon/)
Well it wouldn't be a Nick and Nod trip without some carange... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2018, 07:14:22 AM
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2018, 08:38:36 AM
Off to Zamora tomorrow :thumbsup: What can possibly go wrong? angel1Bobby?
Is it time for my Zamora joke?
Post by: Barman on May 13, 2018, 10:22:16 AM
Off to Zamora tomorrow :thumbsup: What can possibly go wrong? angel1Bobby?
Is it time for my Zamora joke?
Nah, tell us zamora... :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2018, 12:35:12 PM
Off to Zamora tomorrow :thumbsup: What can possibly go wrong? angel1Bobby?
Is it time for my Zamora joke?
Nah, tell us zamora... :thumbsup:
You might need Apey to explain it to you.
An old football chant:
When you're stuck in row Z
and the ball hits your head
That's Zamora
No need to thank me for the free ‘That’s Amore’ earworm
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2018, 02:37:01 PM
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2018, 03:32:14 PM
(https://s7.postimg.cc/hydso6uw7/IMG_0889.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/hydso6uw7/)
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2018, 04:17:07 PM
He has memorised some phrases from his phrase book and has gone out to "try them out" scared2:
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2018, 07:31:48 PM
ANyhoo, this is the corkscrew in the flat (both closed and open).
(https://s7.postimg.cc/9bsm423qv/IMG_0897.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/9bsm423qv/)
(https://s7.postimg.cc/6vqspoydj/IMG_0898.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/6vqspoydj/)
Nod finds it utterly baffling and cannot figure out how it works Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2018, 08:15:22 PM
He has been memorising Italian by mistake facepalm:
ANyhoo, this is the corkscrew in the flat (both closed and open).
(https://s7.postimg.cc/9bsm423qv/IMG_0897.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/9bsm423qv/)
(https://s7.postimg.cc/6vqspoydj/IMG_0898.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/6vqspoydj/)
Nod finds it utterly baffling and cannot figure out how it works Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
How long before he sits on it?
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2018, 08:18:51 PM
Post by: Steve on May 13, 2018, 08:21:57 PM
I am about to give him a corkscrew lesson noooo:facepalm:
We have arrived at Double Entendre Central
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2018, 08:23:09 PM
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2018, 08:31:05 PM
Let's try again tomorrow noooo:
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2018, 08:25:30 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2018, 08:33:38 AM
It's like a groanathon here noooo:
TMJ.... noooo:
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2018, 10:23:40 AM
It's like a groanathon here noooo:If you end up stabbing him with that corkscrew we might be able to give you an a la carte alibi. Character references might cost a bit more
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2018, 03:37:45 PM
In other news, we stumbled across a delightful little bar in a sunny square today.
(https://s7.postimg.cc/bct9iu9vr/IMG_0906.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/bct9iu9vr/)
(https://s7.postimg.cc/dhdmk03tj/IMG_0907.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/dhdmk03tj/)
Naturally, we stopped for a beer (one of many NickSick ) The bill: 80 centavos for two beers Shocked: Shocked:
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2018, 04:28:31 PM
We move on tomorrow and Nod volunteered to take out the rubbish, mainly wine bottles redface:
I pointed out the 4 large recycling bins on the opposite side of the road. He reappeared with the rubbish, declaring that the bins are all sealed. We went back down in the lift and I marched him to the OTHER SIDE of the bins where there were apertures for bottles, rubbish, cardboard and so on Banghead Banghead Banghead
He is an utter clown. And he is STILL trying to speak Italian cussing: cussing: cussing:
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2018, 08:08:08 PM
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2018, 02:31:53 AM
Just found Nod shouting at the corkscrew. He CANNOT work it out Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Buy screw caps... ::)
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2018, 05:28:55 AM
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2018, 10:41:32 AM
Hotel car park is one of those robot jobs where the car disappears on a lift and gets stacked underground scared2: scared2: scared2:
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2018, 11:01:54 AM
Finally in Segovia despite Nod's utter navigational incompetence Banghead Banghead
Hotel car park is one of those robot jobs where the car disappears on a lift and gets stacked underground scared2: scared2: scared2:
You won't see that again... noooo:
Post by: Steve on May 15, 2018, 11:13:16 AM
If he'd locked guess who in it then that could be a resultFinally in Segovia despite Nod's utter navigational incompetence Banghead Banghead
Hotel car park is one of those robot jobs where the car disappears on a lift and gets stacked underground scared2: scared2: scared2:
You won't see that again... noooo:
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 15, 2018, 11:49:46 AM
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2018, 01:14:15 PM
Is Nod good for anything?
Being Nick's only friend...? whistle:
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2018, 01:24:54 PM
Is Nod good for anything?
Making Nick look less like a disaster magnet...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2018, 02:37:04 PM
I last came here 30 years ago, but had forgotten how stunning it is:
1. Sunny and warm with snowcapped mountains around
2. Fabulous (and cheap at 30 Euros) sort of boutique hotel bang in the centre
3. Beautiful Plaza Mayor with added cathedral
4. Astounding Roman viaduct (no mortar, held together by its own weight)
5. Medieval walls
6. Found fantastic little restaurant down a backstreet:
Lunch: Roast peppers stuffed with salt cod
Perfectly cooked sirloin steak
Choc truffle mousse with toasted almonds
Bottle of wine
Coffee
10 Euros Shocked:
Nod said his cod was perfect and tried Tiramisu for the first time
Went over the road to a delightful square and found a little bar wide open but unstaffed. Eventually restaurant owner appeared (it was his bar) and we ordered coffee and brandy. He gave that to us gratis Shocked:
This place is STUNNING!!
(https://s31.postimg.cc/e40h0tw1j/IMG_0934.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/e40h0tw1j/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/w6tjs3hmf/IMG_0931.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/w6tjs3hmf/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/w83hlb1dz/IMG_0930.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/w83hlb1dz/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/bb79gnqif/IMG_0926.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/bb79gnqif/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/5n0yptrbr/IMG_0929.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/5n0yptrbr/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/bb79gnqif/IMG_0926.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/bb79gnqif/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/a8x2ybabr/IMG_0925.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/a8x2ybabr/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/xn52adi07/IMG_0924.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/xn52adi07/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/d4erij65z/IMG_0922.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/d4erij65z/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/uugg3njrr/IMG_0921.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/uugg3njrr/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/3wmj25z7b/IMG_0920.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/3wmj25z7b/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/i329xhx8n/IMG_0918.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/i329xhx8n/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/go0p8uw6f/IMG_0916.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/go0p8uw6f/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/6f882hajb/IMG_0915.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/6f882hajb/)
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2018, 02:40:25 PM
Is Nod good for anything?
Incredibly, he is an Oxford graduate with an MA from Durham!! How??
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2018, 02:55:48 PM
OK. One for Miss D
I last came here 30 years ago, but had forgotten how stunning it is:
1. Sunny and warm with snowcapped mountains around
2. Fabulous (and cheap at 30 Euros) sort of boutique hotel bang in the centre
3. Beautiful Plaza Mayor with added cathedral
4. Astounding Roman viaduct (no mortar, held together by its own weight)
5. Medieval walls
6. Found fantastic little restaurant down a backstreet:
Lunch: Roast peppers stuffed with salt cod
Perfectly cooked sirloin steak
Choc truffle mousse with toasted almonds
Bottle of wine
Coffee
10 Euros Shocked:
Nod said his cod was perfect and tried Tiramisu for the first time
Went over the road to a delightful square and found a little bar wide open but unstaffed. Eventually restaurant owner appeared (it was his bar) and we ordered coffee and brandy. He gave that to us gratis Shocked:
This place is STUNNING!!
(https://s31.postimg.cc/e40h0tw1j/IMG_0934.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/e40h0tw1j/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/w6tjs3hmf/IMG_0931.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/w6tjs3hmf/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/w83hlb1dz/IMG_0930.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/w83hlb1dz/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/bb79gnqif/IMG_0926.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/bb79gnqif/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/5n0yptrbr/IMG_0929.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/5n0yptrbr/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/bb79gnqif/IMG_0926.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/bb79gnqif/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/a8x2ybabr/IMG_0925.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/a8x2ybabr/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/xn52adi07/IMG_0924.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/xn52adi07/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/d4erij65z/IMG_0922.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/d4erij65z/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/uugg3njrr/IMG_0921.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/uugg3njrr/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/3wmj25z7b/IMG_0920.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/3wmj25z7b/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/i329xhx8n/IMG_0918.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/i329xhx8n/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/go0p8uw6f/IMG_0916.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/go0p8uw6f/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/6f882hajb/IMG_0915.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/6f882hajb/)
cloud9:
Post by: Steve on May 15, 2018, 03:25:48 PM
We have pics! :thumbsup: great stuff NickOK. One for Miss D
I last came here 30 years ago, but had forgotten how stunning it is:
1. Sunny and warm with snowcapped mountains around
2. Fabulous (and cheap at 30 Euros) sort of boutique hotel bang in the centre
3. Beautiful Plaza Mayor with added cathedral
4. Astounding Roman viaduct (no mortar, held together by its own weight)
5. Medieval walls
6. Found fantastic little restaurant down a backstreet:
Lunch: Roast peppers stuffed with salt cod
Perfectly cooked sirloin steak
Choc truffle mousse with toasted almonds
Bottle of wine
Coffee
10 Euros Shocked:
Nod said his cod was perfect and tried Tiramisu for the first time
Went over the road to a delightful square and found a little bar wide open but unstaffed. Eventually restaurant owner appeared (it was his bar) and we ordered coffee and brandy. He gave that to us gratis Shocked:
This place is STUNNING!!
(https://s31.postimg.cc/e40h0tw1j/IMG_0934.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/e40h0tw1j/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/w6tjs3hmf/IMG_0931.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/w6tjs3hmf/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/w83hlb1dz/IMG_0930.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/w83hlb1dz/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/bb79gnqif/IMG_0926.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/bb79gnqif/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/5n0yptrbr/IMG_0929.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/5n0yptrbr/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/bb79gnqif/IMG_0926.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/bb79gnqif/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/a8x2ybabr/IMG_0925.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/a8x2ybabr/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/xn52adi07/IMG_0924.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/xn52adi07/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/d4erij65z/IMG_0922.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/d4erij65z/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/uugg3njrr/IMG_0921.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/uugg3njrr/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/3wmj25z7b/IMG_0920.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/3wmj25z7b/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/i329xhx8n/IMG_0918.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/i329xhx8n/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/go0p8uw6f/IMG_0916.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/go0p8uw6f/)
(https://s31.postimg.cc/6f882hajb/IMG_0915.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/6f882hajb/)
cloud9:
But does that look like you've trusted Nod with a metal knife and fork? scared2:
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2018, 03:28:44 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 15, 2018, 05:01:20 PM
Thank you
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2018, 09:25:37 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2018, 09:52:56 PM
NickSick NickSick
Corkscrew related injury? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2018, 04:39:35 AM
Anyhoo, Madrid today (and Birmingham evil:)
Post by: Just One More on May 16, 2018, 07:17:32 AM
Is Nod good for anything?
A wink? confused:
Post by: Steve on May 16, 2018, 07:39:53 AM
drumroll:Is Nod good for anything?
A wink? confused:
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2018, 08:22:27 AM
drumroll: drumroll:drumroll:Is Nod good for anything?
A wink? confused:
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 16, 2018, 09:15:53 AM
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:drumroll: drumroll:drumroll:Is Nod good for anything?
A wink? confused:
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2018, 10:10:30 AM
(https://s7.postimg.cc/7rv4y6hyv/IMG_0949.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/7rv4y6hyv/)
(https://s7.postimg.cc/jtqisebsn/IMG_0950.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/jtqisebsn/)
(https://s7.postimg.cc/48978rs87/IMG_0951.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/48978rs87/)
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Post by: Nick on May 16, 2018, 04:41:36 PM
I was taking snaps all week and sending them to Nod via WhatsApp. After a couple of days I asked why he didn't take some of his own pics
Nod: I haven't got a camera
Me: You have one in your phone
Nod: eeek:
I patiently show him. His is amazed and starts hesitantly snapping.
He was looking at the results today on the plane. Baffled.
He had somehow activated the camera on the screen side of his phone and is now the proud owner of about 100 selfies facepalm:
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2018, 05:07:04 PM
And home noooo:
I was taking snaps all week and sending them to Nod via WhatsApp. After a couple of days I asked why he didn't take some of his own pics
Nod: I haven't got a camera
Me: You have one in your phone
Nod: eeek:
I patiently show him. His is amazed and starts hesitantly snapping.
He was looking at the results today on the plane. Baffled.
He had somehow activated the camera on the screen side of his phone and is now the proud owner of about 100 selfies facepalm:
rubschin:
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 16, 2018, 05:12:37 PM
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2018, 05:13:57 PM
Post by: Steve on May 16, 2018, 05:19:06 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/tnyje2f.jpg):thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2018, 05:22:28 PM
He can't.
His dad tried to teach him when he was 7 but he fell off and landed face first in a wabbit that had died of Myxomatosis.
His life seems to have been a series of such disasters.
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2018, 05:31:18 PM
Discussing his general incompetence over a "few" drinks last night redface: I asked him if he can ride a bike.
He can't.
His dad tried to teach him when he was 7 but he fell off and landed face first in a wabbit that had died of Myxomatosis.
His life seems to have been a series of such disasters.
Like minds you say... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2018, 05:34:23 PM
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2018, 05:38:24 PM
Discussing his general incompetence over a "few" drinks last night redface: I asked him if he can ride a bike.
He can't.
His dad tried to teach him when he was 7 but he fell off and landed face first in a wabbit that had died of Myxomatosis.
His life seems to have been a series of such disasters.
happy001
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2018, 06:07:49 PM
He has been doing some research for our next trip noooo:
Post by: Steve on May 16, 2018, 07:09:26 PM
One day this week he got muddled and tried to clamber into the car on the left hand driver side. I told him to stop and go to the other side but he persisted (hangover) and tried to sit on my lap eeek:How about here: https://barolodibarolo.com/en/museums/127-corkscrew-museum.html
He has been doing some research for our next trip noooo:
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2018, 07:12:45 PM
One day this week he got muddled and tried to clamber into the car on the left hand driver side. I told him to stop and go to the other side but he persisted (hangover) and tried to sit on my lap eeek:How about here: https://barolodibarolo.com/en/museums/127-corkscrew-museum.html
He has been doing some research for our next trip noooo:
rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2018, 07:20:46 PM
I got a waiter last night to give him a professional corkscrew lesson. I had to leave the area. He had a sort of tantrum!
Post by: Barman on May 16, 2018, 07:41:50 PM
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
I got a waiter last night to give him a professional corkscrew lesson. I had to leave the area. He had a sort of tantrum!
The waiter or Nod...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on May 16, 2018, 07:51:00 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 16, 2018, 08:11:49 PM
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Uncorking-Wine-for-Dummies-kit-by-Luminarc-corkscrew-bottle-stopper-foil-cu-/253605265473?hash=item3b0c0d4041 (https://www.ebay.com/itm/Uncorking-Wine-for-Dummies-kit-by-Luminarc-corkscrew-bottle-stopper-foil-cu-/253605265473?hash=item3b0c0d4041)
Post by: Steve on May 16, 2018, 09:28:46 PM
redface:
Post by: Barman on May 17, 2018, 04:04:15 AM
How about go to Switzerland and see if that clinic does tourist tours. What's the worst that could go wrong?
redface:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on May 17, 2018, 05:22:54 AM