Yet another road trip with Nod

[Barman]

Off to Zamora tomorrow    What can possibly go wrong? 

Bobby?

Is it time for my Zamora joke?

Nah, tell us zamora... 

[Steve]

Off to Zamora tomorrow    What can possibly go wrong? 

Bobby?

Is it time for my Zamora joke?

Nah, tell us zamora... 

You might need Apey to explain it to you.

An old football chant:

When you're stuck in row Z
and the ball hits your head
That's Zamora


No need to thank me for the free ‘That’s Amore’ earworm

[Nick]

Safely back    We saw lots of storks and some stork babbies 

[Nick]

Our stork 

[Nick]

Nod has been working on his Spanish 

He has memorised some phrases from his phrase book and has gone out to "try them out" 

[Nick]

He has been memorising Italian  by mistake 

ANyhoo, this is the corkscrew in the flat (both closed and open).








Nod finds it utterly baffling and cannot figure out how it works 

[Steve]

He has been memorising Italian  by mistake 

ANyhoo, this is the corkscrew in the flat (both closed and open).








Nod finds it utterly baffling and cannot figure out how it works 

How long before he sits on it?

[Nick]

I am about to give him a corkscrew lesson 

[Steve]

I am about to give him a corkscrew lesson 

We have arrived at Double Entendre Central

[Nick]

Regrettably. It will all be over in 4 minutes. Watch this space.

[Nick]

 

Let's try again tomorrow 

[Nick]

It's like a groanathon here 

[Grumpmeister]

It's like a groanathon here 

TMJ.... 

[Steve]

It's like a groanathon here 

If you end up stabbing him with that corkscrew we might be able to give you an a la carte alibi.  Character references might cost a bit more

[Nick]

Nod watched a bullfight on the TV the other night and is now having nightmares    He is trying talking therapy to get him through it 

In other news, we stumbled across a delightful little bar in a sunny square today.








Naturally, we stopped for a beer (one of many  )  The bill: 80 centavos for two beers