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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 24, 2012, 07:08:10 PM
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Bickering is a small VP village in Surrey, although it could be moved elsewhere. It has a village green and a duck pond. About a mile away is Little Bickering. The village has been around since the 7th century and has a fine Saxon church.
The VP is an old coaching house situated on 'main street' overlooking the village green.
We need to sort out who lives where but bags I live in the old bakery.
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Can I run the shop?
I have carrots, turnips and wabbits :thumbsup:
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Can I run the shop?
I have carrots, turnips and wabbits :thumbsup:
We have a village idiot then...? ::)
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Bickering is a small VP village in Surrey, although it could be moved elsewhere. It has a village green and a duck pond. About a mile away is Little Bickering. The village has been around since the 7th century and has a fine Saxon church.
The VP is an old coaching house situated on 'main street' overlooking the village green.
We need to sort out who lives where but bags I live in the old bakery.
I'll obviously be staying in the old coaching inn (now the Dog and Hounds).... cloud9:
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Can I run the shop?
I have carrots, turnips and wabbits :thumbsup:
We have a village idiot then...? ::)
Well volunteered BM :thumbsup:
I nave a special offer on duck eggs
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Can I run the shop?
I have carrots, turnips and wabbits :thumbsup:
We have a village idiot then...? ::)
Well volunteered BM :thumbsup:
I nave a special offer on duck eggs
Not me you mong! ::)
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CONSTABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE STOCKS FOR THIS PERSON evil:
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Evening all
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eXCELLENT. Arrest BM!!
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I'll have to look at all the evidence first...
What is your defence...you look like a village idiot to me...
happy002 happy002
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DS can be the turnip farmer.
Miss D can be the barmaid with the famous cleavage eyes:
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DS can be the turnip farmer.
Miss D can be the barmaid with the famous cleavage eyes:
I think Wenchy fills that role... whistle:
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Miss D can fill it more eyes:
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Miss D can fill it more eyes:
Miss T could stretch it to breaking point.... whistle:
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eeek:
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cloud9:
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Miss D can fill it more eyes:
Miss T could stretch it to breaking point.... whistle:
yup :thumbsup:
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Miss D can fill it more eyes:
Miss T could stretch it to breaking point.... whistle:
yup :thumbsup:
Sorted then! Thumbs:
What role for apc...? rubschin:
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Goatherd?
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Miss D can fill it more eyes:
Miss T could stretch it to breaking point.... whistle:
yup :thumbsup:
Sorted then! Thumbs:
What role for apc...? rubschin:
well nick just abdicated village idiot, therefor..........ermmmmm.........poop collector! :thumbsup:
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Goatherd?
Goat? rubschin:
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Good to see that Dixon is here, we need to know some street names. Wenchy will be on maternity leave for the next 18 years. I don't mind being the village idiot on the first Monday in every month.
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Miss D can fill it more eyes:
Miss T could stretch it to breaking point.... whistle:
yup :thumbsup:
Sorted then! Thumbs:
What role for apc...? rubschin:
well nick just abdicated village idiot, therefor..........ermmmmm.........poop collector! :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
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Good to see that Dixon is here, we need to know some street names. Wenchy will be on maternity leave for the next 18 years. I don't mind being the village idiot on the first Monday in every month.
Squeezebottom Lane....
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Miss D can fill it more eyes:
Miss T could stretch it to breaking point.... whistle:
yup :thumbsup:
Sorted then! Thumbs:
What role for apc...? rubschin:
well nick just abdicated village idiot, therefor..........ermmmmm.........poop collector! :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
in fairness, its a hell of a job to run around cleaning up all our bull sht.............I think he finally found his vocation. ;D
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Miss D can fill it more eyes:
Miss T could stretch it to breaking point.... whistle:
yup :thumbsup:
Sorted then! Thumbs:
What role for apc...? rubschin:
well nick just abdicated village idiot, therefor..........ermmmmm.........poop collector! :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
in fairness, its a hell of a job to run around cleaning up all our bull sht.............I think he finally found his vocation. ;D
lol: lol: lol:
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evil:
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bless... happy100
everyone serves their purpose.
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evil:
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Can't I be to the manor born ? - just for once in me life like sad24:
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Can't I be to the manor born ? - just for once in me life like sad24:
Are you posh enough? rubschin:
By the way, I assume Miss C runs the WI, what with all the pickling and the like.
JOM could be the milkman.
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Not in reality but this is fantasy ain't it ?
Sorry , I should say , One is hairlairh well spoken totty. Don't you know?
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rubschin:
Who's going to be the village bike then...
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Not in reality but this is fantasy ain't it ?
Sorry , I should say , One is hairlairh well spoken totty. Don't you know?
Eliza Doolittle school of totty?
If it is fantasy, can I be the wayward son of the lord of the manor, pursuing all the gels?
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rubschin:
Who's going to be the village bike then...
While you are on the subject...
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rubschin:
Who's going to be the village bike then...
sad24:
I see this village has no charm school
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Is Miss C going to put an actual train set in her bakery ?
Of course you can be the local bounder and cad DS , I take it you won't need much coaching to adjust ;)
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I take it you won't need much coaching to adjust ;)
The problem is, I can't remember. redface:
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Can I haunt the manor like? Please? Pretty please? I'll rattle my chains lol:
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You're probably over qualified for that position rubschin:
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I'll bark at all the cats ..... villages frequently have too many cats.
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Apparently there are approximately 9 million cats in Britain eeek:
Can we make Bickering a cat free zone ? ( invisible ones included ).
Dogs of course are most welcome :thumbsup:
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Cat free sounds good. This is the Old Bakery...
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cloud9:
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Can I open a donkey farm?
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Donkey Sanctuaries bring in a lot of tourists. cloud9:
I could amble around the car park and cock a leg against their car wheels eveilgrin:
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I don't suppose this little village has an airport?
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Private air field of course , for our jellycopters and light aircraft.
I am posh now you know whistle:
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I will grow vast quantities of sweet peas delphiniums and roses. I will also have my own gin distillery don't want to run short. That would never do. We need some beaters and a game keeper......Oooo double six, bingo, house.
redface: Ahh now I remember it's not those sorts of games.
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We have a village idiot then...? ::)
It takes training and experience to be a village idiot though, we would need to make sure that Nick would pass muster. rubschin:
Monty Python - Village Idiots (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNBNqUdqm1E#)
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I will grow vast quantities of sweet peas delphiniums and roses. I will also have my own gin distillery don't want to run short. That would never do. We need some beaters and a game keeper......Oooo double six, bingo, house.
redface: Ahh now I remember it's not those sorts of games.
We'll need a T500 still, some Turbo Yeast and some sugar! Thumbs:
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Private air field of course , for our jellycopters and light aircraft.
I am posh now you know whistle:
Lady Muck? whistle:
scared:
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Private air field of course , for our jellycopters and light aircraft.
I am posh now you know whistle:
Lady Muck? whistle:
scared:
She could become Mrs DS#4 ~ and be known as Lady Muck-Spreader. whistle:
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My professor Higgins like cloud9:
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By George, she's got it! By George, she's got it! ;D ;D
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I have been busy making the pub sign like
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My professor Higgins like cloud9:
Something like that . . whistle:
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Mr and Mrs Norks cloud9:
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More are on the way. I shall organise a Gymcv Gymka jumping competition :thumbsup:
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I shall organise a Gymcv Gymka jumping competition
You will need to make a written application to Mrs DS #3, Hon. Sec. Pony Club (Bickering branch).
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scared2:
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scared2:
And pay a bribe licence fee to the Bickering Health and Safety Executive... whistle:
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scared2:
Quite, the Gauleiter of all things equestrian within 10 miles of the village.
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scared2:
Quite, the Gauleiter of all things equestrian within 10 miles of the village.
Is that those French fags like...? Shrugs:
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scared2:
Quite, the Gauleiter of all things equestrian within 10 miles of the village.
Is that those French fags like...? Shrugs:
Do you mean a leve de chemises?
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scared2:
Quite, the Gauleiter of all things equestrian within 10 miles of the village.
Is that those French fags like...? Shrugs:
Do you mean a leve de chemises?
Je viens de les mettre en place pour vous!
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vous garçons… noooo:
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WARNING: some gippo is going round flogging pegs and cheap tarmac evil:
If seen report her to PC Pirate at once
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My turn.....BITMAC! ::)
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WARNING: some gippo is going round flogging pegs and cheap tarmac evil:
If seen report her to PC Pirate at once
You won't last 5 minutes living here cos A&E is miles and miles away. evil:
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Now then...
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I see that someone has been stealing, yes stealing, the daffodils from the village green. A most disappointing state of affairs if I may say so. noooo: This at a time when we have just been told that the Parish councils budget has been slashed and they will no longer be able to release funds for the village in bloom campaign. All those hanging baskets won't plant themselves you know.
Does anyone know where JOM lives?
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I see that someone has been stealing, yes stealing, the daffodils from the village green. A most disappointing state of affairs if I may say so. noooo: This at a time when we have just been told that the Parish councils budget has been slashed and they will no longer be able to release funds for the village in bloom campaign. All those hanging baskets won't plant themselves you know.
Does anyone know where JOM lives?
Someone prolly took them on a hospital visit to Nick... whistle:
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I'll cough to "resiting" the roses that were fastened to the zebra crossing post where that bad accident happened last week, but I'd never nick planted ones... all that bending.... too much like hard work redface:
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I'll cough to "resiting" the roses that were fastened to the zebra crossing post where that bad accident happened last week, but I'd never nick planted ones... all that bending.... too much like hard work redface:
How is the zebra now...?
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Those Campaign For Real Ale crew have turned up to stay at the B&B. Could do with a trip to the barbers all of them noooo:
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I'll cough to "resiting" the roses that were fastened to the zebra crossing post where that bad accident happened last week, but I'd never nick planted ones... all that bending.... too much like hard work redface:
How is the zebra now...?
doh: See, I changed it from pole to post cos I knew you or somebody would say summat similar like. It was bad enough losing £50 yesterday when you didn't post Ebony and ivory cry:
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I'll cough to "resiting" the roses that were fastened to the zebra crossing post where that bad accident happened last week, but I'd never nick planted ones... all that bending.... too much like hard work redface:
How is the zebra now...?
doh: See, I changed it from pole to post cos I knew you or somebody would say summat similar like. It was bad enough losing £50 yesterday when you didn't post Ebony and ivory cry:
point:
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I see that someone has been stealing, yes stealing, the daffodils from the village green. A most disappointing state of affairs if I may say so. noooo: This at a time when we have just been told that the Parish councils budget has been slashed and they will no longer be able to release funds for the village in bloom campaign. All those hanging baskets won't plant themselves you know.
Does anyone know where JOM lives?
Anyone seen Snoopy today?
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I see that someone has been stealing, yes stealing, the daffodils from the village green. A most disappointing state of affairs if I may say so. noooo: This at a time when we have just been told that the Parish councils budget has been slashed and they will no longer be able to release funds for the village in bloom campaign. All those hanging baskets won't plant themselves you know.
Does anyone know where JOM lives?
Anyone seen Snoopy today?
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He was here first thing but he was feeling shite like.... rubschin:
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Can I be Mary Shepherd the wife of the local vicar (& secret Miss Whiplash) please?
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Where do you advertise your services? I believe Snoopy does the parish magazine
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eyes: Indeed I do and my editorial services are at your disposal.
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Ooh lovely, would you like to come over after evensong & we can 'discuss' this more fully
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I'll bark at the back door.
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I'll bark at the back door.
Euphemism #3794
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I'll bark at the back door.
noooo: noooo:
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Can I be Mary Shepherd the wife of the local vicar (& secret Miss Whiplash) please?
I wondered earlier who was going to be the village bike...
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I vote Uncle Mort runs the Antiques shop.
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You would make a splendid organist
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You would make a splendid organist
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rubschin:
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VAMPIRE scared2: scared2:
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I vote Uncle Mort runs the Antiques shop.
rubschin:
Only if I can have a large antiquarian book section.
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I vote Uncle Mort runs the Antiques shop.
I could run the sex shop like.... eyes:
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Would you have enough stock? One well thumbed copy of Playboy June 1978 and a scratched Debbie Does Dallas VHS wouldn't bring in much noooo:
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Would you have enough stock? One well thumbed copy of Playboy June 1978 and a scratched Debbie Does Dallas VHS wouldn't bring in much noooo:
I'll go to the whoresaler and get loads of stock in like! Thumbs:
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Libido ? rubschin:
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I vote Uncle Mort runs the Antiques shop.
I could run the sex shop like.... eyes:
Shouldn't you be running the Virtual Pub's, virtual pub in Bickering the virtual village like?
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I vote Uncle Mort runs the Antiques shop.
I could run the sex shop like.... eyes:
Shouldn't you be running the Virtual Pub's, virtual pub in Bickering the virtual village like?
Well yes, but I can't get a licence for 24 hour opening so I have some free time like.... whistle:
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I vote Uncle Mort runs the Antiques shop.
I could run the sex shop like.... eyes:
Baldy will have something to say about that .......... whistle:
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I vote Uncle Mort runs the Antiques shop.
I could run the sex shop like.... eyes:
Baldy will have something to say about that .......... whistle:
My whoresaler... whistle:
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We need Growler back to run the village garage. :thumbsup:
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We need Growler back to run the village garage. :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
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I vote Uncle Mort runs the Antiques shop.
I could run the sex shop like.... eyes:
Strangely, I first read that as 'ruin' the sex shop. whistle:
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I vote Uncle Mort runs the Antiques shop.
I could run the sex shop like.... eyes:
Strangely, I first read that as 'ruin' the sex shop. whistle:
Something for the weekend sir? ;)
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Do you sell splints?
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Do you sell splints?
No, but we have Viagra.... ;)
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Do you sell splints?
Just a thought...
having hurt your hand like...
how is your sex life?
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Tipsy is coming here soon :thumbsup:
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Don't get tangled in her hoop earrings.
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Do you sell splints?
Just a thought...
having hurt your hand like...
how is your sex life?
drumroll: point:
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sad32:
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Poor you lol:
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And yours?
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Fine :thumbsup:
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Rabbit? noooo:
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Abstinence angel1
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sad24:
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Abstinence angel1
What A Waste [Official Video] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmopROxBnBU#)
angel1
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Abstinence angel1
Makes the heart grow fonder?
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Abstinence angel1
Choice or circumstance?
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Abstinence angel1
Choice or circumstance?
Snoopy knows that Circumstance is Hebrew for 'knee-trembler'. whistle:
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Abstinence angel1
Choice or circumstance?
Snoopy knows that Circumstance is Hebrew for 'knee-trembler'. whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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Can I be Mary Shepherd the wife of the local vicar (& secret Miss Whiplash) please?
I wondered earlier who was going to be the village bike...
EXCUSE ME - there is nothing remotely circulatory about the services I provide for my discerning clientele
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Can I be Mary Shepherd the wife of the local vicar (& secret Miss Whiplash) please?
I wondered earlier who was going to be the village bike...
EXCUSE ME - there is nothing remotely circulatory about the services I provide for my discerning clientele
rubschin: I bet they speed up the circulation quite a bit.
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Can I be Mary Shepherd the wife of the local vicar (& secret Miss Whiplash) please?
I wondered earlier who was going to be the village bike...
EXCUSE ME - there is nothing remotely circulatory about the services I provide for my discerning clientele
rubschin: I bet they speed up the circulation quite a bit.
They do end up with rather rosy cheecks.
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Can I be Mary Shepherd the wife of the local vicar (& secret Miss Whiplash) please?
I wondered earlier who was going to be the village bike...
EXCUSE ME - there is nothing remotely circulatory about the services I provide for my discerning clientele
rubschin: I bet they speed up the circulation quite a bit.
They do end up with rather rosy cheecks.
drumroll: drumroll:
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A babby cloud9:
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A babby cloud9:
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I'll light the charcoal.... Thumbs:
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A babby cloud9:
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They've gone a bit OTT with the mascara haven't they rubschin:
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Abstinence angel1
Isn't that a banned liqueur like?
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A similar myth ;)
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Abstinence angel1
Isn't that a banned liqueur like?
Don't think Miss D bans liqueurs......... whistle:
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Abstinence angel1
Isn't that a banned liqueur like?
Don't think Miss D bans liqueurs......... whistle:
You're slipping lad, let me help.
"How does she hold her liquor".
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Abstinence angel1
Isn't that a banned liqueur like?
Don't think Miss D bans liqueurs......... whistle:
You're slipping lad, let me help.
"How does she hold her liquor".
lol: lol: :thumbsup:
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Can I be Post Man Pat?
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hE LIVES cloud9:
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He does....just,not been well.
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Can I be Post Man Pat?
Do you have a cat? rubschin:
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He does....just,not been well.
Call Tipsy. SHe has a bike and a nurse's uniform :thumbsup:
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What's my cat got to do with it? sad24:
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Not very black and white.... noooo:
Tell you what, take my black and white cat and you can be Postman Pat! Thumbs:
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Well,he's grey and white,but goes quite dark in the winter!
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Well,he's grey and white,but goes quite dark in the winter!
nah, you need a real black and white one....
Tell you what, I'll send all three and their food bowls too... Thumbs:
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No thanks,can hardly to afford the greedy bastard I've got!
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No thanks,can hardly to afford the greedy bastard I've got!
I'll send food... evil:
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point:
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Well,he's grey and white,but goes quite dark in the winter!
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Hahahahaha!
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Have we established who is the vet and where they reside.
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Have we established who is the vet and where they reside.
noooo:
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We could use Jim's imaginary vet :thumbsup:
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purrfect :thumbsup:
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Hello peoples.
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Hello Sir
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Good day madam.
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This site cracks me up,I must come here more often.
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Nice to see you back JJ. It seems appropriate for you to be the vet. You have a lovely practice and three members of staff they are all young lovelies who make the local men have embarrassing trouser movements on each visit.
Of course you have to be here on a regular basis there are a lot of animals around and you are the only vet in the village.
On a completely different note I have arranged for 'Dave the bread' from Little Bickering to run the bakery in my absence, he is not quite as good as me but still one of the best. Please visit the bakery's web site or see the posters in the window to see our special Easter offers.
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I have been advised that the council are planning to put down double yellow lines outside The Bakery...extending 500 metres either side. They are also taking on a Civil Enforcement officer to patrol said double yellow lines...
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I have been advised that the council are planning to put down double yellow lines outside The Bakery...extending 500 metres either side. They are also taking on a Civil Enforcement officer to patrol said double yellow lines...
Do what they do in Paphos paint over them in black paint ....(true story)...........
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I have been advised that the council are planning to put down double yellow lines outside The Bakery...extending 500 metres either side. They are also taking on a Civil Enforcement officer to patrol said double yellow lines...
Do what they do in Paphos paint over them in black paint ....(true story)...........
;D
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Here comes Tipsy to tend to my hand cloud9:
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Any room for a garrolous old yokel who spends most of his time in the pub scrounging drinks ?
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Darwin beat you to it noooo:
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Maybe we could start a cribbage school in the snug ?
We do seem to be missing the normal group of nouveau riche with weekend cottages who want to sanitise the village. Any ideas ?
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Growler wants a shed and an allotment if that helps rubschin:
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Growler wants a shed and an allotment if that helps rubschin:
How are his hips....? (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4237307/Council-ban-gardener-Arthur-over-bad-hip.html) rubschin:
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Growler wants a shed and an allotment if that helps rubschin:
How are his hips....? (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4237307/Council-ban-gardener-Arthur-over-bad-hip.html) rubschin:
. . .pretty much the same as his haws I shouldn't wonder. But it's kind of you to enquire!
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Growler wants a shed and an allotment if that helps rubschin:
How are his hips....? (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4237307/Council-ban-gardener-Arthur-over-bad-hip.html) rubschin:
Wide apart as I recall. whistle:
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Furry... whistle:
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Furry... whistle:
Furry indeed (http://www.muzu.tv/jonimitchell/furry-sings-the-blues-music-video/228872/)
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Furry... whistle:
Furry indeed (http://www.muzu.tv/jonimitchell/furry-sings-the-blues-music-video/228872/)
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sad24:
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I trust that plans for celebrations on the village green over the Jubilee weekend are coming along nicely.
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Plans?
Have I missed a parish meeting?
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Can I be excused please?
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Do I need to clean the muck spreader before BM converts it to the Royal Barge?
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Dont forget the 'Torch' is passing thru on Wednesday
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Dont forget the 'Torch' is passing thru on Wednesday
Can Growler see it............ whistle:
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Dont forget the 'Torch' is passing thru on Wednesday
Can Growler see it............ whistle:
This Wednesday or next Wednesday?
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Don't put Pirate in charge of the fete games scared2:
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Don't put Pirate in charge of the fete games scared2:
evil:
I shall be on patrol...
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Is it time for my fete worse than death joke?
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No. noooo: Cleaning the muck spreader would be a good idea Darwin, can you think of any good slurry pit games for the children?
Hunt the child in the grain silo is a good one.
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We could have a turnip competition. BM would win by entering himself noooo:
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We could have a turnip competition. BM would win by entering himself noooo:
cussing:
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Is that physically possible like sick2:
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Is that physically possible like sick2:
Oh dear naughty step JOM. Spank2:
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Shrugs:
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Shrugs:
point:
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Is that physically possible like sick2:
He'd never get round to it
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Well, that all went rather smoothly IMHO.
It's a shame about the unfortunate stains on the village hall walls, and the roof of the old rectory will need re-tiling after the rather lively performance of 'her 'ouse' by the Bickering Girl Guides. The rafter has just about survived and poor Olivia is at least in a 'stable' condition, they will remove the rest of the splinters tomorrow.
The fact that there was only one fatality at the beacon lighting ceremony is a blessing and Councillor Owens and the vicars wife have apparently arrived safely in the Bahamas as far as I am aware not one of us had an inkling as to their shenanigans.
It was nice that so many of the residents of Little Bickering felt able and well enough to join us. I fear the Coronation Chicken was to blame for the outbreak of food poisoning following the Big Lunch.
I will attend to the bunting tomorrow and would like volunteers for litter picking duties.
Thank you all for your help. ;D
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What idiot put BM in charge of the beacon cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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There were a number of arrests in Bickering over the bank holiday...mostly drunk and disorderly...(Miss D, APC and TMR notably...DS was given a warning and an £80 fixed penalty (as he's a member of the gentry like))...urinating in a public place...(JOM) and one act of exposure in a public place...(BM, small fish...given a warning)
Misty was arrested under the drugs act (and had to be strip searched) eyes: (was watching through the two way mirror)
Other offences, too many to mention as I'm using the WIFI in the local and having a swift half or two while still on duty...
That is all...
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Can somebody remove the signs and cones at the gateways to the village, I've been callled away to prepare signs elsewhere. Oh, and if anybody wants the tin of baked beans and bottle of Asti Spumante I won in the raffle, they're underneath the end table
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The beans and Asti can go into the next raffle. I need some volunteers to rattle collection boxes and man the cake stall on Saturday the 30th. Oh and someone to make the cakes for said stall. Snoops would you mind managing the PA system and dealing with any lost children, burying them is not an option neither is sending them up the old rectory chimneys like you did last year. We still haven't found young Arthur Snodgrass noooo:
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Saturday the 30th
I've only just removed all the bunting from the jubilee. Banghead I called in a favour and got the MEWP for free last time, but I think they'll be a charge this time
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The beans and Asti can go into the next raffle. I need some volunteers to rattle collection boxes and man the cake stall on Saturday the 30th. Oh and someone to make the cakes for said stall. Snoops would you mind managing the PA system and dealing with any lost children, burying them is not an option neither is sending them up the old rectory chimneys like you did last year. We still haven't found young Arthur Snodgrass noooo:
rubschin: Was he the one with the unfortunately placed wart? I did tell him to turn left when he reached the fireplace in the "Tweeny's" room.
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Most excellent, for .50p a go people can pin the head on the skeleton, I believe a have an old but accurate floor plan somewhere.
I would like Miss D, Miss T and Tipsy to don the nurses uniforms and look after the sick and injured. I trust Tipsy to keep Miss's D and T away from the voddy until the event is over.
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Nurse uniforms eyes:
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Most excellent, for .50p a go people can pin the head on the skeleton, I believe a have an old but accurate floor plan somewhere.
I would like Miss D, Miss T and Tipsy to don the nurses uniforms and look after the sick and injured. I trust Tipsy to keep Miss's D and T away from the voddy until the event is over.
Do I need any qualifications ? rubschin:
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You're qualified. Just wear the uniform :thumbsup:
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You're qualified. Just wear the uniform :thumbsup:
And we need pics,,,,,, :thumbsup:
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Are we doing the "Guess how much alcohol is in BM's blood" stall again this year?
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Nah, the correct guess is always 100% noooo:
I have an idea for a new competition involving nurse uniforms and bikinis
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Nah, the correct guess is always 100% noooo:
I have an idea for a new competition involving nurse uniforms and bikinis
Miss C has an idea for you as well
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Most excellent, for .50p a go people can pin the head on the skeleton, I believe a have an old but accurate floor plan somewhere.
I would like Miss D, Miss T and Tipsy to don the nurses uniforms and look after the sick and injured. I trust Tipsy to keep Miss's D and T away from the voddy until the event is over.
angel1
scared2:
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Are we doing the "Guess how much alcohol is in BM's blood" stall again this year?
Not my jugular this year eh....? noooo:
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We're not going to have a tugging war though are we ? noooo:
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Mr Thread?
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Do you need a new sewing kit ? rubschin:
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Do you need a new sewing kit ? rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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I have just seen on the news that there is going to be an effort to get every town, village and hamlet to ring their bells at ten past eight on the morning that the Olympics starts. Should we participate? I know that Miss D won't want to tug anything on that morning but others may want to?
This might help people...Anita Ward - Ring my Bell (Original Disco Version) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8zuqsqdCAQ#)
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I have just seen on the news that there is going to be an effort to get every town, village and hamlet to ring their bells at ten past eight on the morning that the Olympics starts. Should we participate? I know that Miss D won't want to tug anything on that morning but others may want to?
Sounds like a ghastly idea.... noooo:
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I couldn't work out the significance of 0812hr's, I could see 2012hr's sort of making sense, but I suppose the bellringers will be wanting to watch the ceremony at that time confused:
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I am not inspired by the Olympics so i'll ring the bell if you like.
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I couldn't work out the significance of 0812hr's, I could see 2012hr's sort of making sense, but I suppose the bellringers will be wanting to watch the ceremony at that time confused:
Shrugs:
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BONG evil:
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I don't think that you are taking this seriously, Everyone knows that BONG is the news at ten. evil: I am not inspired by the Olympics either nor do I understand the timing so Tipsy and I will do the tugging.
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Tipsy and I will do the tugging.
nonono:
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I had one of you down as a tugger, and the other as one that likes to shake the smaller ones whistle:
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Tipsy and I will do the tugging.
nonono:
Spoilsport. evil:
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Can we open a horse school. With gerls in horse trousers? Mrs DS#3 might take charge rubschin:
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Horse meat...? Drool:
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Perhaps whacky115 I was thinking more of tasteful horse trousers
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Perhaps whacky115 I was thinking more of tasteful horse trousers
I was thinking of rare horse meat... wiv taters & stuff.... Drool:
The Bickering Horse Meat Restaurant & Dog Food Emporium.... Thumbs:
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Horse meat...? Drool:
^^^Wot he did^^^ Yumster.
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Following on from BM's trip to Iceland (the shop) yesterday and a surfeit of luke warm fizzy wine and half baked sausage rolls I declare tomorrow to be National Salmonella day.
Festive sick bags will be provided. eveilgrin:
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and Imodium and Diarylyte(sp?) rubschin:
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Following on from BM's trip to Iceland (the shop) yesterday and a surfeit of luke warm fizzy wine and half baked sausage rolls I declare tomorrow to be National Salmonella day.
Festive sick bags will be provided. eveilgrin:
Party001:
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Following on from BM's trip to Iceland (the shop) yesterday and a surfeit of luke warm fizzy wine and half baked sausage rolls I declare tomorrow to be National Salmonella day.
Festive sick bags will be provided. eveilgrin:
It would be better if he shopped in the store and paid at the tills rather than from the skip at the back door and pocketing the munny.
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Following on from BM's trip to Iceland (the shop) yesterday and a surfeit of luke warm fizzy wine and half baked sausage rolls I declare tomorrow to be National Salmonella day.
Festive sick bags will be provided. eveilgrin:
It would be better if he shopped in the store and paid at the tills rather than from the skip at the back door and pocketing the munny.
That's initiative that is.... whistle:
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Following on from BM's trip to Iceland (the shop) yesterday and a surfeit of luke warm fizzy wine and half baked sausage rolls I declare tomorrow to be National Salmonella day.
Festive sick bags will be provided. eveilgrin:
It would be better if he shopped in the store and paid at the tills rather than from the skip at the back door and pocketing the munny.
That's initiative that is.... whistle:
Just like the sausage rolls, half baked. noooo:
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We need to start thinking about the Christmas Market and the switching on of the Christmas light.
Due to cutbacks the tree will now only be a 6 footer but we can put it on sleepers to make it look bigger, both Joan and Beatrice have volunteered to be sleepers as that is what they are most of the time they are more than willing to put the word around the care home and I am sure that more sleepers will be found.
I have been trying to find a local celebrity to switch the light on to no avail but our parliamentary representative is available for a photo shoot on that day.
I am all for calling it a 'Dickens of a Christmas' and dressing asking the stall holders to dress accordingly. Does anyone know of a hot chestnut seller?
Mr C has been brewing some fairly awful wine which can be served in the shops that decide to stay open for the occasion.
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Me Miss, Me! I was in a Dickens story once!
Please Miss!
Please?
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Do I need a bonnet ? rubschin:
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Definitely to both of you.
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Growler could give rides to the kids
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scared2:
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BM can be Mr Pickwick
TMR can be Tiny Tim
APC can be Scrooge
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No, apc will be one of the sleepers... ::)
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evil:
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
whistle:
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I will be Bertha Plummer I can break things, fall over and be generally clumsy at will. :thumbsup:
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I will be Bertha Plummer I can break things, fall over and be generally clumsy at will. :thumbsup:
I'll be the plumber's mate... eyes:
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I will be Bertha Plummer I can break things, fall over and be generally clumsy at will. :thumbsup:
I'll be the plumber's mate... eyes:
I sssssssay chap is that a spanner in you pocket or are you pleased to see me. noooo:
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I will be Bertha Plummer I can break things, fall over and be generally clumsy at will. :thumbsup:
I'll be the plumber's mate... eyes:
I sssssssay chap is that a spanner in you pocket or are you pleased to see me. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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I will be Bertha Plummer I can break things, fall over and be generally clumsy at will. :thumbsup:
I'll be the plumber's mate... eyes:
I sssssssay chap is that a spanner in you pocket or are you pleased to see me. noooo:
noooo:
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I will be Bertha Plummer I can break things, fall over and be generally clumsy at will. :thumbsup:
I'll be the plumber's mate... eyes:
I sssssssay chap is that a spanner in you pocket or are you pleased to see me. noooo:
noooo:
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lol: lol: lol:
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Following a number of recent posts, from myself included, I believe it is about time for a village outing, on the other hand a members sexual orientation is none of our concern, as it were, unless it was causing him/her pain or discomfort in which case maybe there would be a case for stepping in removing said member and screwing it on in the other direction. I know little of such things and digress.
It is time to dust off the charabanc and have a jolly day out. I suggest Wits End. A number of us have been there recently and whilst it is not ideal it is far more easily accessible for all of us than Land's End or Beachy Head.
I will start making sandwiches in preparation.
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Can we have a sing song?
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Good-o! ~ crates of beer/cases of wine ordered :thumbsup:
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We could all go and visit Uncle :thumbsup:
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Shocked:
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Can we have a sing song?
Certainly, ling along madness will sound wonderful. I am not sure that Uncle has the facilities to cope with us all we need a nice tea room. I think Uncle is safe.
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Can we have a sing song?
Certainly, ling along madness will sound wonderful. I am not sure that Uncle has the facilities to cope with us all we need a nice tea room. I think Uncle is safe.
I read a lovely story about tea room the other day... I'm off to find it..... Thumbs:
Um, the story, not the tea room - I have tea here... cloud9:
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Having tea and scones at this very moment :thumbsup:
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Oooooo! I'm having Tea and Toast :thumbsup:
I like these quiet times of the day when everyone is at school and work and I can make myself a proper cuppa and a couple of slices of hot buttered toast and watch the news on TV in perfect peace. cloud9:
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Same here, I'm normally back from wherever at about 12:30 ~ 1 ish and I like to stop and have a break.
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Ooo quiet down time I like that. I sometimes set the kitchen alarm for an hour to make myself take a break when it goes off.
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We now have ...a Major....a Teacher ( Wacko) .........and Steve.... rubschin:
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I can be a fireman. Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub having all failed the CRB tests after that unfortunate incident at Trumpton. I hear the goat is all better now BTW
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I can be a fireman. Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub having all failed the CRB tests after that unfortunate incident at Trumpton. I hear the goat is all better now BTW
Miss D personally checks all firemens hoses.......... :thumbsup: for safety coz she works for the council ...
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Fireman? Maybe I meant arsonist. No that sounds worse.
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She did check out my asp before I started...as the village bobby...
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Fireman? Maybe I meant arsonist. No that sounds worse.
I think Tipsy's eldest is in that line rubschin:
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Fireman? Maybe I meant arsonist. No that sounds worse.
I think Tipsy's eldest is in that line rubschin:
I was about to put awaits Nick....... evil:
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I reinstate my application for fieman then. I'll get a stand in for me if any fire hose examination is called for. That bloody axe has always terrified me
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I'm easily disarmed lol:
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She's a sucker for a creme egg noooo:
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Creme eggs are so yucky
But maybe Zytnia?
BTW do I actually have to fight fires if I get the job, I heard about this fireman at Bristol airport who retired having never fought a real fire and I thought THAT's the job for me
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Creme eggs are so yucky
But maybe Zytnia?
BTW do I actually have to fight fires if I get the job, I heard about this fireman at Bristol airport who retired having never fought a real fire and I thought THAT's the job for me
Good luck. :thumbsup:
You get to be our fire man.
Nick is our friendly pyromaniac
Snoopy and I are going to get a tea room on the go, not sure antone has mentioned it to Snoops yet though. noooo:
We need plenty of comfortable leather chairs and sofas, daily subscriptions to the broadsheets, Wi-Fi so that free Wi-Fi can be offered.
I need to speak to Snoopy about the menu, a Champagne breakfast is a must I think. I have had a couple and they really are decadent. cloud9:
Oh and no children, definitely a child free zone.
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Booze for brekky.............count me in ........ :thumbsup:
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I'll do the WiFi like! Thumbs:
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Most excellent. Everyone will be welcome at the grand opening event. Thumbs:
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I'll do the WiFi like! Thumbs:
I don't think he spotted the "free" bit point:
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I'll do the WiFi like! Thumbs:
I don't think he spotted the "free" bit point:
FREE??? Shocked:
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Sir,
I wish to protest. Some oaf has opened a betting shop and lowered the tone of the area. I propose we set fire to it.
Disgusted of Bickering
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Sir,
I wish to protest. Some oaf has opened a betting shop and lowered the tone of the area. I propose we set fire to it.
Disgusted of Bickering
And someone has parked a disgustingly down market owld Sierra in the road... evil:
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Found the perfick spot:
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Found the perfick spot:
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We could put the chippy in there! Thumbs:
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Found the perfick spot:
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We could put the chippy in there! Thumbs:
Oh noes ..... the chippy comes in a van every Friday evening ..... he parks by the village green. We don't want a smelly old chip shop in the heart of our paradise.
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Found the perfick spot:
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We could put the chippy in there! Thumbs:
Oh noes ..... the chippy comes in a van every Friday evening ..... he parks by the village green. We don't want a smelly old chip shop in the heart of our paradise.
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rubschin:
Kebabs?
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Found the perfick spot:
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Growler can open a bookies next door ~ we'll need a runner, some small lad rubschin:
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Much ta Miss C, I will have a new radical approach to fighting fires. Mainly this will be sitting in the impressive sounding new tea rooms eating all day breakfasts, working out the best odds at the betting shop and sending newly exonerated Pugh, Pugh and Barney McGrew on errands like fetching chips and doing any actual fire fighting.
Does this free WiFi come with a content filter?? Just asking on behalf of a friend of course
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Found the perfick spot:
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Growler can open a bookies next door ~ we'll need a runner, some small lad rubschin:
rubschin: rubschin:
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Much ta Miss C, I will have a new radical approach to fighting fires. Mainly this will be sitting in the impressive sounding new tea rooms eating all day breakfasts, working out the best odds at the betting shop and sending newly exonerated Pugh, Pugh and Barney McGrew on errands like fetching chips and doing any actual fire fighting.
Does this free WiFi come with a content filter?? Just asking on behalf of a friend of course
Not content filter.... like this place... Thumbs:
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Found the perfick spot:
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We could put the chippy in there! Thumbs:
Oh noes ..... the chippy comes in a van every Friday evening ..... he parks by the village green. We don't want a smelly old chip shop in the heart of our paradise.
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::) He's spelt place wrong. The times I've seen that on chippies, you'd think they'd learn noooo:
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Found the perfick spot:
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We could put the chippy in there! Thumbs:
Oh noes ..... the chippy comes in a van every Friday evening ..... he parks by the village green. We don't want a smelly old chip shop in the heart of our paradise.
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::) He's spelt place wrong. The times I've seen that on chippies, you'd think they'd learn noooo:
happy001
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Found the perfick spot:
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We could put the chippy in there! Thumbs:
Oh noes ..... the chippy comes in a van every Friday evening ..... he parks by the village green. We don't want a smelly old chip shop in the heart of our paradise.
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::) He's spelt place wrong. The times I've seen that on chippies, you'd think they'd learn noooo:
;D ;D ;D
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And there's an incorrect apostrophe in "Mum's" noooo:
whistle:
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And there's an incorrect apostrophe in "Mum's" noooo:
whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
I spotted that of course.... whistle:
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And there's an incorrect apostrophe in "Mum's" noooo:
whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
I spotted that of course.... whistle:
Liar
Liar
Pants on fire point:
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And there's an incorrect apostrophe in "Mum's" noooo:
whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
I spotted that of course.... whistle:
Liar
Liar
Pants on fire point:
I bleddy did! cussing:
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And there's an incorrect apostrophe in "Mum's" noooo:
whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
I spotted that of course.... whistle:
Liar
Liar
Pants on fire point:
I bleddy did! cussing:
No more than you did the free bit of "free wifi". point:
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And there's an incorrect apostrophe in "Mum's" noooo:
whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
I spotted that of course.... whistle:
Liar
Liar
Pants on fire point:
I bleddy did! cussing:
No more than you did the free bit of "free wifi". point:
redface:
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Please can we go light on the "pants on fire" lines?
As the new official fireman the thought of anything actually being on fire scares me shitless
Should I have mentioned that at interview?
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Please can we go light on the "pants on fire" lines?
As the new official fireman the thought of anything actually being on fire scares me shitless
Should I have mentioned that at interview?
You had an interview? eeek:
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well I might have dreamt it
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When is the music festival taking place ?
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When is the music festival taking place ?
If Bm does it .........it will all be musicals........... noooo:
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Bestest musical film ever: Southpark
Anyway this Bickering music festival, can we assume Gary Glitter isn't available
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Bestest musical film ever: Southpark
Anyway this Bickering music festival, can we assume Gary Glitter isn't available
He runs the skool..........
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When is the music festival taking place ?
If Bm does it .........it will all be musicals........... noooo:
Oh ho, ho! ::)
I didn't hear the predictable response klaxon - is it broken...?
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Bestest musical film ever: Southpark
Anyway this Bickering music festival, can we assume Gary Glitter isn't available
He runs the skool..........
lol: lol: It is a catholic skool so plenty of abuse there then.
Music festival will be the third week of July and we will have a week of 'festive music'. We are not booking Upper Bickerings campanologists again not after the large clapper incident last year. noooo:
Jilted John has confirmed that he will do his washboard and spoons routine yet again. ::)
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Will we have morris dancers...... rubschin:
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Oh yes and they have to look like Chimney Sweeps with Black Faces and hats with feathers... and have big sticks. ;D
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Oh yes and they have to look like Chimney Sweeps with Black Faces and hats with feathers... and have big sticks. ;D
I hope they are not on the same day as the blind footballers ........messy.........
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lol: lol: lol:
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Oh yes and they have to look like Chimney Sweeps with Black Faces and hats with feathers... and have big sticks. ;D
I hope they are not on the same day as the blind footballers ........messy.........
Messy is blind eeek: 'Kinell, that makes him even better than I already thought he was
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Oh yes and they have to look like Chimney Sweeps with Black Faces and hats with feathers... and have big sticks. ;D
I hope they are not on the same day as the blind footballers ........messy.........
Messy is blind eeek: 'Kinell, that makes him even better than I already thought he was
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lol: lol: lol:
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Oh yes and they have to look like Chimney Sweeps with Black Faces and hats with feathers... and have big sticks. ;D
I hope they are not on the same day as the blind footballers ........messy.........
Messy is blind eeek: 'Kinell, that makes him even better than I already thought he was
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lol: lol: lol:
oh yes happy001, ;D
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Now come along chaps stop messing around it's beer o'clock pub time after you have put the world to rights can you turn your attention to the marquee and the donkeys please. :thumbsup:
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I see Growler is opening a bookies........... rubschin:
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The village is obviously going downhill now then. Doesn't the Planning Department forbid bookies in country retreats like ours ? rubschin:
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The Brat is in charge of the cake stall soon. SHe has to bake the cakes scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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The village is obviously going downhill now then. Doesn't the Planning Department forbid bookies in country retreats like ours ? rubschin:
Now then...I thought you were the Planning Dept, like...what with your Council knowledge and all...
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I think that we should call an extra special meeting. noooo:
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I think that we should call an extra special meeting. noooo:
Haven't you had your brown envelope yet?
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can we have an inverse speed trap? Anyone tootling along at 25mph in a flat hat gets caught.
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Can I object to Steve opening a carpet shop please ......
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Can I object to Steve opening a carpet shop please ......
lol: lol: lol:
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Can I object to Steve opening a carpet shop please ......
lol: lol: lol:
Look they're unique, no other carpets in the world exactly the same
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Please can I be the mysterious women who lives in the cottage and has various male callers... whistle:
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lol:
would put a whole new angle on cottaging
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Please can I be the mysterious women who lives in the cottage and has various male callers... whistle:
of course....have you noticed the callers you will be getting? why do think no one volunteered before. Honey, welcome to the village, they're all yours. xxx
I think we may have to start a councilling service soon. noooo:
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Please can I be the mysterious women who lives in the cottage and has various male callers... whistle:
of course....have you noticed the callers you will be getting? why do think no one volunteered before. Honey, welcome to the village, they're all yours. xxx
I think we may have to start a councilling service soon. noooo:
Ooh, I can do that, I've had training like
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Please can I be the mysterious women who lives in the cottage and has various male callers... whistle:
of course....have you noticed the callers you will be getting? why do think no one volunteered before. Honey, welcome to the village, they're all yours. xxx
I think we may have to start a councilling service soon. noooo:
Ooh, I can do that, I've had training like
They don't mean cleaning the drains out and stuff... ::)
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Done that too :thumbsup:
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Done that too :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
My Dad was on the council for a short while and used to drive one of those 'Exhausters'...?
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Please can I be the mysterious women who lives in the cottage and has various male callers... whistle:
I am sure many of the VP male members would be happy to pop in regularly.
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Please can I be the mysterious women who lives in the cottage and has various male callers... whistle:
I am sure many of the VP male members would be happy to pop in regularly.
rubschin: We'll need a rota like...........
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this is of course to get buttons sewn back on our shirts ;)
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Indeed angel1
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Please can I be the mysterious women who lives in the cottage and has various male callers... whistle:
I am sure many of the VP male members would be happy to pop in regularly.
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Please can I be the mysterious women who lives in the cottage and has various male callers... whistle:
I am sure many of the VP male members would be happy to pop in regularly.
I think you may have to have a rations book system otherwise Nick will never be out of there whistle:
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Done that too :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
My Dad was on the council for a short while and used to drive one of those 'Exhausters'...?
WTF's an exhauster rubschin:
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Done that too :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
My Dad was on the council for a short while and used to drive one of those 'Exhausters'...?
WTF's an exhauster rubschin:
A dead hauster............ rubschin:
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I have put a sign up sheet for the talent show in the town hall. Please state your name and talent. Rehearsals will start soon.
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BM needs a tango partner....... point:
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Done that too :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
My Dad was on the council for a short while and used to drive one of those 'Exhausters'...?
WTF's an exhauster rubschin:
::)
One of those trucks with a big vertical vacuum pipe on the side and the operator lifts up the drain cover and pushes the pipe down and it sucks all the shite out of the drain then he pressure washes the drain then puts the cover down and the driver moves onto the next drain.... one of those... redface:
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Please can I be the mysterious women who lives in the cottage and has various male callers... whistle:
I am sure many of the VP male members would be happy to pop in regularly.
I think you may have to have a rations book system otherwise Nick will never be out of there whistle:
So long as he has plenty of readies he can come (to have his buttons tweeked) as often as he likes ... eyes:
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Please can I be the mysterious women who lives in the cottage and has various male callers... whistle:
I am sure many of the VP male members would be happy to pop in regularly.
I think you may have to have a rations book system otherwise Nick will never be out of there whistle:
So long as he has plenty of readies he can come (to have his buttons tweeked) as often as he likes ... eyes:
Shocked:
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I have put a sign up sheet for the talent show in the town hall. Please state your name and talent. Rehearsals will start soon.
Steve can enter his flea circus.
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I can juggle... whistle:
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I can juggle... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
thought you'd be giving us a musical number.
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I can juggle... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
thought you'd be giving us a musical number.
I can juggle to music! Thumbs:
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I can juggle... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
thought you'd be giving us a musical number.
I can juggle to music! Thumbs:
balls?
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I can juggle... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
thought you'd be giving us a musical number.
I can juggle to music! Thumbs:
balls?
No, I really can! Thumbs:
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I have put a sign up sheet for the talent show in the town hall. Please state your name and talent. Rehearsals will start soon.
Steve can enter his flea circus.
lol: lol: lol:
Steve's White Arrows amazing Moth Acrobatic team have to decline on account of WMD (Weapons of Moth Death)
I offer my counter act to Asley and Pudsey: Steve and his Amazing Non Performing Cat
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I have put a sign up sheet for the talent show in the town hall. Please state your name and talent. Rehearsals will start soon.
Steve can enter his flea circus.
lol: lol: lol:
Steve's White Arrows amazing Moth Acrobatic team have to decline on account of WMD (Weapons of Moth Death)
I offer my counter act to Asley and Pudsey: Steve and his Amazing Non Performing Cat
lol: lol: lol: i have one of them. Actually sprawled across my legs now, restricting my ability to type. They could do a double act, of fuck all. :thumbsup:
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Done that too :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
My Dad was on the council for a short while and used to drive one of those 'Exhausters'...?
WTF's an exhauster rubschin:
::)
One of those trucks with a big vertical vacuum pipe on the side and the operator lifts up the drain cover and pushes the pipe down and it sucks all the shite out of the drain then he pressure washes the drain then puts the cover down and the driver moves onto the next drain.... one of those... redface:
A gully emptier :thumbsup: Cos they're used to empty gullies like ::)
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I have put a sign up sheet for the talent show in the town hall. Please state your name and talent. Rehearsals will start soon.
Steve can enter his flea circus.
lol: lol: lol:
Steve's White Arrows amazing Moth Acrobatic team have to decline on account of WMD (Weapons of Moth Death)
I offer my counter act to Asley and Pudsey: Steve and his Amazing Non Performing Cat
lol: lol: lol: i have one of them. Actually sprawled across my legs now, restricting my ability to type. They could do a double act, of fuck all. :thumbsup:
;D
They will of course hiss at each other. Could the act be called Hissed and Pissed
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I have put a sign up sheet for the talent show in the town hall. Please state your name and talent. Rehearsals will start soon.
Steve can enter his flea circus.
lol: lol: lol:
Steve's White Arrows amazing Moth Acrobatic team have to decline on account of WMD (Weapons of Moth Death)
I offer my counter act to Asley and Pudsey: Steve and his Amazing Non Performing Cat
lol: lol: lol: i have one of them. Actually sprawled across my legs now, restricting my ability to type. They could do a double act, of fuck all. :thumbsup:
;D
They will of course hiss at each other. Could the act be called Hissed and Pissed
Mine doesn't even have the energy to hiss. I guess that makes mine pissed. :thumbsup:
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Ah, I was going to be "pissed". Still the audience will be too so they won't notice
Is this going to be Bickering's Got Talent
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Yes! Thumbs:
Ii will be a judge.
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Don't ask me to judge the least snotty, dribbling, smelly and howling baby competition.
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Don't ask me to judge the least snotty, dribbling, smelly and howling baby competition.
lol: lol:
How 'bout the least snotty, dribblinig, smelly and howling VP member comp?
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lol: lol: lol:
Boogs is so up for winning that - we hope
How about a Bickering's Got Talent compo for the most amusing mis shapen vegetable (we can find on google)
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No point Nick would win hands down. noooo:
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lol:
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lol: lol: lol:
Boogs is so up for winning that - we hope
How about a Bickering's Got Talent compo for the most amusing mis shapen vegetable (we can find on google)
Less of the smelly cussing:
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I feel extremely stupid now I misread the post.... redface:
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dats good, for horrible moment thought I'd mistyped
again
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eeek:
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Cannot see the village fete going well......... noooo:
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Cannot see the village fete going well......... noooo:
No probs....give Growler the microphone and it will all turn out well.
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I feel extremely stupid now I misread the post.... redface:
You ARE fitting in well! :thumbsup:
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Notice: We are currently looking for village members to volunteer to pose for next year's charity calender. There is a sign up sheet in the Village hall. Please state your name, preferred month and theme.
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Notice: We are currently looking for village members to volunteer to pose for next year's charity calender. There is a sign up sheet in the Village hall. Please state your name, preferred month and theme.
Can I volunteer Boogs for January
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Notice: We are currently looking for village members to volunteer to pose for next year's charity calender. There is a sign up sheet in the Village hall. Please state your name, preferred month and theme.
Can I volunteer Boogs for January
Ok, Boogs for Jan, but we still need a theme. I've put you down for March as a fireman. Thumbs:
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Notice: We are currently looking for village members to volunteer to pose for next year's charity calender. There is a sign up sheet in the Village hall. Please state your name, preferred month and theme.
January: teeny weeny redface:
July: Mahoosive eyes:
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. .Ok, Boogs for Jan, but we still need a theme. I've put you down for March as a fireman. Thumbs:
There you go
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I'm the one at the back with what looks like an awesome chopper axe hanging down while using me right hand in the old bra strap undoing manoevre to welcome the new recruitess
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Notice: We are currently looking for village members to volunteer to pose for next year's charity calender. There is a sign up sheet in the Village hall. Please state your name, preferred month and theme.
January: teeny weeny redface:
July: Mahoosive eyes:
Oh my. eeek:
rubschin: or do you mean TMR is January and I am July. ;D
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. .Ok, Boogs for Jan, but we still need a theme. I've put you down for March as a fireman. Thumbs:
There you go
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I'm the one at the back with what looks like an awesome chopper axe hanging down while using me right hand in the old bra strap undoing manoevre to welcome the new recruitess
lol: lol: lol:
was kanda hoping for this if you could, ahem, pull it off. :thumbsup:
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I'll do June for me burfday like! Thumbs:
Theme: Mr. Neutron... eyes:
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Foggy could pull it off for you :thumbsup:
Has she got tweezers? rubschin:
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evil:
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. . .was kanda hoping for this if you could, ahem, pull it off. :thumbsup:
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You know those days when you don't get everything you wish for? Well this is one of them.
Anyway imho he looks a bit Gayer: and probably even more useless than me at putting out fires
CWMBO could provide some gratuitous pussy shots for April (that's assuming April is into gratuitous pussy shots)
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. . .was kanda hoping for this if you could, ahem, pull it off. :thumbsup:
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You know those days when you don't get everything you wish for? Well this is one of them.
Anyway imho he looks a bit Gayer: and probably even more useless than me at putting out fires
CWMBO could provide some gratuitous pussy shots for April (that's assuming April is into gratuitous pussy shots)
He is an gayer for sure... noooo:
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. . .was kanda hoping for this if you could, ahem, pull it off. :thumbsup:
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You know those days when you don't get everything you wish for? Well this is one of them.
Anyway imho he looks a bit Gayer: and probably even more useless than me at putting out fires
CWMBO could provide some gratuitous pussy shots for April (that's assuming April is into gratuitous pussy shots)
He is an gayer for sure... noooo:
Steve is gay....... eeek:
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. . .was kanda hoping for this if you could, ahem, pull it off. :thumbsup:
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You know those days when you don't get everything you wish for? Well this is one of them.
Anyway imho he looks a bit Gayer: and probably even more useless than me at putting out fires
CWMBO could provide some gratuitous pussy shots for April (that's assuming April is into gratuitous pussy shots)
He is an gayer for sure... noooo:
Steve is gay....... eeek:
I dunno... to be fair, he has never touched me up or anything.... noooo:
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Sorry to disappoint apc but no I am not gayer nor as attractive to women as that ponce in the picture seems to be.
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Sorry to disappoint apc but no I am not gayer nor as attractive to gayers as that ponce in the picture seems to be.
whistle:
It's Tipsy's eldest noooo:
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Sorry to disappoint apc but no I am not gayer nor as attractive to women as that ponce in the picture seems to be.
BM said it....... evil:
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Sorry to disappoint apc but no I am not gayer nor as attractive to women as that ponce in the picture seems to be.
BM said it....... evil:
Apey dared me to say it like.... redface:
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CWMBO has gone off in a sulk that her pussy pictures not wanted
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CWMBO has gone off in a sulk that her pussy pictures not wanted
I have plenty of pussy pictures on my PC.... noooo:
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lol: lol: lol:
but you keep them well hidden from LL don't you
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CWMBO has gone off in a sulk that her pussy pictures not wanted
I have plenty of pussy pictures on my PC.... noooo:
PC stands for pussy collection in your case you say? rubschin:
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lol: lol: lol:
but you keep them well hidden from LL don't you
Yes... redface:
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CWMBO has gone off in a sulk that her pussy pictures not wanted
I have plenty of pussy pictures on my PC.... noooo:
PC stands for pussy collection in your case you say? rubschin:
:thumbsup:
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CWMBO has gone off in a sulk that her pussy pictures not wanted
I have plenty of pussy pictures on my PC.... noooo:
that's why the fucking pub keeps gubbing. Mr Administrator. noooo:
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CWMBO has gone off in a sulk that her pussy pictures not wanted
I have plenty of pussy pictures on my PC.... noooo:
that's why the fucking pub keeps gubbing. Mr Administrator. noooo:
redface:
Oh and potty mouth! evil:
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Notice: We are currently looking for village members to volunteer to pose for next year's charity calender. There is a sign up sheet in the Village hall. Please state your name, preferred month and theme.
Can I volunteer Boogs for January
Ok, Boogs for Jan, but we still need a theme. I've put you down for March as a fireman. Thumbs:
Have we got a theme yet? I am sure I have something suitable in my dress up room... eyes:
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;D Boogs you have been rescued from the DNS version of the Berlin wall
Growler is still missing cry:
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[quote author=SteveK link=topic=10658. Sorry Steve am I being thick but I don't understand .... redface:
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Notice: We are currently looking for village members to volunteer to pose for next year's charity calender. There is a sign up sheet in the Village hall. Please state your name, preferred month and theme.
Can I volunteer Boogs for January
Ok, Boogs for Jan, but we still need a theme. I've put you down for March as a fireman. Thumbs:
Have we got a theme yet? I am sure I have something suitable in my dress up room... eyes:
Oh yes...? Popcorn:
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Notice: We are currently looking for village members to volunteer to pose for next year's charity calender. There is a sign up sheet in the Village hall. Please state your name, preferred month and theme.
Can I volunteer Boogs for January
Ok, Boogs for Jan, but we still need a theme. I've put you down for March as a fireman. Thumbs:
Have we got a theme yet? I am sure I have something suitable in my dress up room... eyes:
Oh yes...? Popcorn:
Prob the same as yours........... noooo:
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Notice: We are currently looking for village members to volunteer to pose for next year's charity calender. There is a sign up sheet in the Village hall. Please state your name, preferred month and theme.
Can I volunteer Boogs for January
Ok, Boogs for Jan, but we still need a theme. I've put you down for March as a fireman. Thumbs:
Have we got a theme yet? I am sure I have something suitable in my dress up room... eyes:
Oh yes...? Popcorn:
Prob the same as yours........... noooo:
evil:
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Notice: We are currently looking for village members to volunteer to pose for next year's charity calender. There is a sign up sheet in the Village hall. Please state your name, preferred month and theme.
Can I volunteer Boogs for January
Ok, Boogs for Jan, but we still need a theme. I've put you down for March as a fireman. Thumbs:
Have we got a theme yet? I am sure I have something suitable in my dress up room... eyes:
Well if you are January, lets go with a winter theme. If you can find a fur coat in your dress up cupboard and wear just that, ,I'm sure more of the guys will buy the calender. :thumbsup:
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Notice: We are currently looking for village members to volunteer to pose for next year's charity calender. There is a sign up sheet in the Village hall. Please state your name, preferred month and theme.
Can I volunteer Boogs for January
Ok, Boogs for Jan, but we still need a theme. I've put you down for March as a fireman. Thumbs:
Have we got a theme yet? I am sure I have something suitable in my dress up room... eyes:
Well if you are January, lets go with a winter theme. If you can find a fur coat in your dress up cupboard and wear just that, ,I'm sure more of the guys will buy the calender. :thumbsup:
And high-heels like.... eyes:
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Notice: We are currently looking for village members to volunteer to pose for next year's charity calender. There is a sign up sheet in the Village hall. Please state your name, preferred month and theme.
Can I volunteer Boogs for January
Ok, Boogs for Jan, but we still need a theme. I've put you down for March as a fireman. Thumbs:
Have we got a theme yet? I am sure I have something suitable in my dress up room... eyes:
Well if you are January, lets go with a winter theme. If you can find a fur coat in your dress up cupboard and wear just that, ,I'm sure more of the guys will buy the calender. :thumbsup:
And high-heels like.... eyes:
Yes Miss T coat I can manage :thumbsup: Can we do it somewhere warm though with fake snow as my bits are not liking the cold redface:
How high would you like the heels BM ? whistle:
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quote author=SteveK link=topic=10658. Sorry Steve am I being thick but I don't understand .... redface:
Well you are the mysterious lady with gentlemen visitors for sewing on shirt buttons some of us with buttons that need sewing might have been curious
ie just more VPub lunacy
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Notice: We are currently looking for village members to volunteer to pose for next year's charity calender. There is a sign up sheet in the Village hall. Please state your name, preferred month and theme.
Can I volunteer Boogs for January
Ok, Boogs for Jan, but we still need a theme. I've put you down for March as a fireman. Thumbs:
Have we got a theme yet? I am sure I have something suitable in my dress up room... eyes:
Well if you are January, lets go with a winter theme. If you can find a fur coat in your dress up cupboard and wear just that, ,I'm sure more of the guys will buy the calender. :thumbsup:
And high-heels like.... eyes:
Yes Miss T coat I can manage :thumbsup: Can we do it somewhere warm though with fake snow as my bits are not liking the cold redface:
How high would you like the heels BM ? whistle:
As high as you like! eyes:
You don't have to walk in them or anything... redface:
Stilettos mind - no platform-soled pornstar shoes... noooo:
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Can I do February, I could show off me blowy thing like
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I will do September with a
Wicker man Harvest Festival theme. :thumbsup:
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I'll do the Octoberfest! Thumbs:
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Notice: We are currently looking for village members to volunteer to pose for next year's charity calender. There is a sign up sheet in the Village hall. Please state your name, preferred month and theme.
Can I volunteer Boogs for January
Ok, Boogs for Jan, but we still need a theme. I've put you down for March as a fireman. Thumbs:
Have we got a theme yet? I am sure I have something suitable in my dress up room... eyes:
Well if you are January, lets go with a winter theme. If you can find a fur coat in your dress up cupboard and wear just that, ,I'm sure more of the guys will buy the calender. :thumbsup:
And high-heels like.... eyes:
Yes Miss T coat I can manage :thumbsup: Can we do it somewhere warm though with fake snow as my bits are not liking the cold redface:
How high would you like the heels BM ? whistle:
As high as you like! eyes:
You don't have to walk in them or anything... redface:
Stilettos mind - no platform-soled pornstar shoes... noooo:
Are thigh high stiletto boots ok being January ...... whistle:
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Notice: We are currently looking for village members to volunteer to pose for next year's charity calender. There is a sign up sheet in the Village hall. Please state your name, preferred month and theme.
Can I volunteer Boogs for January
Ok, Boogs for Jan, but we still need a theme. I've put you down for March as a fireman. Thumbs:
Have we got a theme yet? I am sure I have something suitable in my dress up room... eyes:
Well if you are January, lets go with a winter theme. If you can find a fur coat in your dress up cupboard and wear just that, ,I'm sure more of the guys will buy the calender. :thumbsup:
And high-heels like.... eyes:
Yes Miss T coat I can manage :thumbsup: Can we do it somewhere warm though with fake snow as my bits are not liking the cold redface:
How high would you like the heels BM ? whistle:
As high as you like! eyes:
You don't have to walk in them or anything... redface:
Stilettos mind - no platform-soled pornstar shoes... noooo:
Are thigh high stiletto boots ok being January ...... whistle:
noooo:
Shoes... like these.... Thumbs:
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Drool:
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I can do the photography for January .....seem to be busy for the other months.... :thumbsup:
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I can do the photography for January .....seem to be busy for the other months.... :thumbsup:
I'm the shoe expert! evil:
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I can do the photography for January .....seem to be busy for the other months.... :thumbsup:
I'm the shoe fetishist! evil:
whistle:
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I can do the photography for January .....seem to be busy for the other months.... :thumbsup:
I'm the shoe fetishist! evil:
whistle:
redface:
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I'll do the Octoberfest! Thumbs:
When you said you were 'doing June' I didn't realsie that it was a confession. Shocked:
I will do May, as it were. My Maypole dance is a sight to behold you will all be in awe.
Awe is a hamlet not far from here and I have found over the years that it is best to be at a safe distance when I trip the light fantastic round me battered pole.
I really prefer breadcrumbs but I find I lose my grip. redface:
Welcome Boogs nice to see a new face.
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I'll do the Octoberfest! Thumbs:
When you said you were 'doing June' I didn't realsie that it was a confession. Shocked:
I will do May, as it were. My Maypole dance is a sight to behold you will all be in awe.
Awe is a hamlet not far from here and I have found over the years that it is best to be at a safe distance when I trip the light fantastic round me battered pole.
I really prefer breadcrumbs but I find I lose my grip. redface:
Welcome Boogs nice to see a new face.
I have a battered pole you could trip round! Thumbs:
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I'll do the Octoberfest! Thumbs:
When you said you were 'doing June' I didn't realsie that it was a confession. Shocked:
I will do May, as it were. My Maypole dance is a sight to behold you will all be in awe.
Awe is a hamlet not far from here and I have found over the years that it is best to be at a safe distance when I trip the light fantastic round me battered pole.
I really prefer breadcrumbs but I find I lose my grip. redface:
Welcome Boogs nice to see a new face.
I have a battered pole you could trip round! Thumbs:
Most excellent, it is beer batter I assume.
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I'll do the Octoberfest! Thumbs:
When you said you were 'doing June' I didn't realsie that it was a confession. Shocked:
I will do May, as it were. My Maypole dance is a sight to behold you will all be in awe.
Awe is a hamlet not far from here and I have found over the years that it is best to be at a safe distance when I trip the light fantastic round me battered pole.
I really prefer breadcrumbs but I find I lose my grip. redface:
Welcome Boogs nice to see a new face.
I have a battered pole you could trip round! Thumbs:
Most excellent, it is beer batter I assume.
Um.... redface:
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It isn't is it? You drank all the beer didn't you? Bad BM. noooo:
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It isn't is it? You drank all the beer didn't you? Bad BM. noooo:
Buuurrrrppp.... redface:
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I will do May, as it were.
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Or
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?????????
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;D ;D
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I will do May, as it were.
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Or
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?????????
The one with the silly hair of course. ;)
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I will do May, as it were.
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Or
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?????????
The one with the silly hair of course. ;)
Wrong answer ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the one with most money ...was the correct answer.. noooo:
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If I do June I can wear my birthday suit :thumbsup:
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The whole VP is agog
Oh and welcome back, we were afraid your bed may have collapsed into a gigantic hole whistle:
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The whole VP is agog
Oh and welcome back, we were afraid your bed may have collapsed into a gigantic hole whistle:
Haven't your worn that out a lot recently .............. whistle:
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Notice: We are currently looking for village members to volunteer to pose for next year's charity calender. There is a sign up sheet in the Village hall. Please state your name, preferred month and theme.
Can I volunteer Boogs for January
Ok, Boogs for Jan, but we still need a theme. I've put you down for March as a fireman. Thumbs:
Have we got a theme yet? I am sure I have something suitable in my dress up room... eyes:
Well if you are January, lets go with a winter theme. If you can find a fur coat in your dress up cupboard and wear just that, ,I'm sure more of the guys will buy the calender. :thumbsup:
And high-heels like.... eyes:
Yes Miss T coat I can manage :thumbsup: Can we do it somewhere warm though with fake snow as my bits are not liking the cold redface:
How high would you like the heels BM ? whistle:
As high as you like! eyes:
You don't have to walk in them or anything... redface:
Stilettos mind - no platform-soled pornstar shoes... noooo:
Are thigh high stiletto boots ok being January ...... whistle:
noooo:
Shoes... like these.... Thumbs:
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Drool:
I'm sure it can be arranged :thumbsup:
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I'd better do July in lycra I suppose. rubschin:
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Notice: We are currently looking for village members to volunteer to pose for next year's charity calender. There is a sign up sheet in the Village hall. Please state your name, preferred month and theme.
Can I volunteer Boogs for January
Ok, Boogs for Jan, but we still need a theme. I've put you down for March as a fireman. Thumbs:
Have we got a theme yet? I am sure I have something suitable in my dress up room... eyes:
Well if you are January, lets go with a winter theme. If you can find a fur coat in your dress up cupboard and wear just that, ,I'm sure more of the guys will buy the calender. :thumbsup:
And high-heels like.... eyes:
Yes Miss T coat I can manage :thumbsup: Can we do it somewhere warm though with fake snow as my bits are not liking the cold redface:
How high would you like the heels BM ? whistle:
As high as you like! eyes:
You don't have to walk in them or anything... redface:
Stilettos mind - no platform-soled pornstar shoes... noooo:
Are thigh high stiletto boots ok being January ...... whistle:
noooo:
Shoes... like these.... Thumbs:
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Drool:
I'm sure it can be arranged :thumbsup:
Most excellent! eyes:
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I'd better do July in lycra I suppose. rubschin:
Lycra & high heels.... cloud9:
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If I do June I can wear my birthday suit :thumbsup:
And high heels like...? cloud9:
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I can see a pattern here.............. rubschin:
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The whole VP is agog
Oh and welcome back, we were afraid your bed may have collapsed into a gigantic hole whistle:
Haven't your worn that out a lot recently .............. whistle:
noooo: happy001 happy001 happy001 redface:
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I can see a pattern here.............. rubschin:
redface:
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Notice: We are currently looking for village members to volunteer to pose for next year's charity calender. There is a sign up sheet in the Village hall. Please state your name, preferred month and theme.
Can I volunteer Boogs for January
Ok, Boogs for Jan, but we still need a theme. I've put you down for March as a fireman. Thumbs:
Have we got a theme yet? I am sure I have something suitable in my dress up room... eyes:
Well if you are January, lets go with a winter theme. If you can find a fur coat in your dress up cupboard and wear just that, ,I'm sure more of the guys will buy the calender. :thumbsup:
And high-heels like.... eyes:
Yes Miss T coat I can manage :thumbsup: Can we do it somewhere warm though with fake snow as my bits are not liking the cold redface:
How high would you like the heels BM ? whistle:
As high as you like! eyes:
You don't have to walk in them or anything... redface:
Stilettos mind - no platform-soled pornstar shoes... noooo:
Are thigh high stiletto boots ok being January ...... whistle:
noooo:
Shoes... like these.... Thumbs:
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Drool:
I'm sure it can be arranged :thumbsup:
Most excellent! eyes:
Clean up in aisle 6!
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Did you have an accident Mr. Darwin sir...? happy100
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Did you have an accident Mr. Darwin sir...? happy100
Not yet
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Did you have an accident Mr. Darwin sir...? happy100
Not yet
lol: lol: lol:
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Did you have an accident Mr. Darwin sir...? happy100
Not yet
lol: lol: lol:
noooo: oh dear. noooo:
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Did you have an accident Mr. Darwin sir...? happy100
Not yet
lol: lol: lol:
noooo: oh dear. noooo:
You'll be our age soon.... point:
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Did you have an accident Mr. Darwin sir...? happy100
Not yet
lol: lol: lol:
noooo: oh dear. noooo:
You'll be our age soon.... point:
NEVER! evil:
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Did you have an accident Mr. Darwin sir...? happy100
Not yet
lol: lol: lol:
noooo: oh dear. noooo:
You'll be our age soon.... point:
NEVER! evil:
Sooner than you think.... cry:
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Did you have an accident Mr. Darwin sir...? happy100
Not yet
lol: lol: lol:
noooo: oh dear. noooo:
You'll be our age soon.... point:
NEVER! evil:
Sooner than you think.... cry:
sad32: sad32: sad32: Why? dammit. WHY?!!!
Don't worry, this fukin diet might kill me off before then. noooo:
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Did you have an accident Mr. Darwin sir...? happy100
Not yet
lol: lol: lol:
noooo: oh dear. noooo:
You'll be our age soon.... point:
NEVER! evil:
Sooner than you think.... cry:
sad32: sad32: sad32: Why? dammit. WHY?!!!
Don't worry, this fukin diet might kill me off before then. noooo:
Ezackly! Forget the diet, accept death and get stuck in to the voddy! Thumbs:
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Do we think we can ask Beetlehook to organise ths week's Beetle Drive at the vllage hall?
Well let's face it none of the rest of us want to be within a mile of it.
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Do we think we can ask Beetlehook to organise ths week's Beetle Drive at the vllage hall?
Well let's face it none of the rest of us want to be within a mile of it.
Beetle Drive - the worstest night of my life.... noooo:
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Did you have an accident Mr. Darwin sir...? happy100
Not yet
lol: lol: lol:
noooo: oh dear. noooo:
You'll be our age soon.... point:
NEVER! evil:
Sooner than you think.... cry:
sad32: sad32: sad32: Why? dammit. WHY?!!!
Don't worry, this fukin diet might kill me off before then. noooo:
Ah...your diet...is that why there were no fooking Do'nuts in the bakery today... evil:
and I just had a big row with the supervisor at Tesco Express... evil: evil: cussing:
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Do we think we can ask Beetlehook to organise ths week's Beetle Drive at the vllage hall?
Well let's face it none of the rest of us want to be within a mile of it.
Beetle Drive - the worstest night of my life.... noooo:
Was it the inanity of it or the faint whiffs of incontinence of the participants?
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Do we think we can ask Beetlehook to organise ths week's Beetle Drive at the vllage hall?
Well let's face it none of the rest of us want to be within a mile of it.
Beetle Drive - the worstest night of my life.... noooo:
Was it the inanity of it or the faint whiffs of incontinence of the participants?
lol: lol: lol:
That and the sense of pride when they finished the head.... noooo:
It was like play school....
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Do we think we can ask Beetlehook to organise ths week's Beetle Drive at the vllage hall?
Well let's face it none of the rest of us want to be within a mile of it.
Beetle Drive - the worstest night of my life.... noooo:
Was it the inanity of it or the faint whiffs of incontinence of the participants?
lol: lol: lol:
That and the sense of pride when they finished the head.... noooo:
It was like play school....
I'd never heard of Beetle Drive, so I thought eeek: and Shocked:
Thank feck for Google
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Do we think we can ask Beetlehook to organise ths week's Beetle Drive at the vllage hall?
Well let's face it none of the rest of us want to be within a mile of it.
Beetle Drive - the worstest night of my life.... noooo:
Was it the inanity of it or the faint whiffs of incontinence of the participants?
lol: lol: lol:
That and the sense of pride when they finished the head.... noooo:
It was like play school....
I'd never heard of Beetle Drive, so I thought eeek: and Shocked:
Thank feck for Google
lol: lol: lol:
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We could make some signs (Pasties can draw) and divert the Tour de France through the village, like. rubschin:
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We could make some signs (Pasties can draw) and divert the Tour de France through the village, like. rubschin:
a steriod shop............... rubschin:
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And all the laydees could wear Lycra shorts, like :thumbsup:
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And all the laydees could wear Lycra shorts, like :thumbsup:
With high heels for BM............ rubschin:
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Nick has resigned as postman .............due to knuckles......... noooo:
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And all the laydees could wear Lycra shorts, like :thumbsup:
With high heels for BM............ rubschin:
eyes:
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Nick has resigned as postman .............due to knuckles......... noooo:
Isn't Jilted John the (long lost) postie
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We could make some signs (Pasties can draw) and divert the Tour de France through the village, like. rubschin:
a steriod shop............... rubschin:
Ooh yes! Hifi and big TV sets.
We could have a steroid shop for the athletes as well. whistle:
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We could make some signs (Pasties can draw) and divert the Tour de France through the village, like. rubschin:
a steriod shop............... rubschin:
Ooh yes! Hifi and big TV sets.
We could have a steroid shop for the athletes as well. whistle:
redface:
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We could make some signs (Pasties can draw) and divert the Tour de France through the village, like. rubschin:
a steriod shop............... rubschin:
Ooh yes! Hifi and big TV sets.
We could have a steroid shop for the athletes as well. whistle:
redface:
point:
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And all the laydees could wear Lycra shorts, like :thumbsup:
With high heels for BM............ rubschin:
Has he got any or will we have to buy some for him, we do have to think of the budget you know. I attended a recreation and finance council meeting last night , things aer tight.
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And all the laydees could wear Lycra shorts, like :thumbsup:
With high heels for BM............ rubschin:
Has he got any or will we have to buy some for him, we do have to think of the budget you know. I attended a recreation and finance council meeting last night , things aer tight.
noooo:
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And all the laydees could wear Lycra shorts, like :thumbsup:
With high heels for BM............ rubschin:
Has he got any or will we have to buy some for him, we do have to think of the budget you know. I attended a recreation and finance council meeting last night , things aer tight.
It is in yorkshire whistle:
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And all the laydees could wear Lycra shorts, like :thumbsup:
With high heels for BM............ rubschin:
Has he got any or will we have to buy some for him, we do have to think of the budget you know. I attended a recreation and finance council meeting last night , things aer tight.
It is in yorkshire whistle:
That would be air tight.
In the sense of the anatine rectum. whistle:
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And all the laydees could wear Lycra shorts, like :thumbsup:
With high heels for BM............ rubschin:
Has he got any or will we have to buy some for him, we do have to think of the budget you know. I attended a recreation and finance council meeting last night , things aer tight.
All I can say is that when I visited, there were stilettos on the shoe rack that were far too big for LL. rubschin:
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happy001
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And all the laydees could wear Lycra shorts, like :thumbsup:
With high heels for BM............ rubschin:
Has he got any or will we have to buy some for him, we do have to think of the budget you know. I attended a recreation and finance council meeting last night , things aer tight.
All I can say is that when I visited, there were stilettos on the shoe rack that were far too big for LL. rubschin:
You little liar! cussing:
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And all the laydees could wear Lycra shorts, like :thumbsup:
With high heels for BM............ rubschin:
Has he got any or will we have to buy some for him, we do have to think of the budget you know. I attended a recreation and finance council meeting last night , things aer tight.
All I can say is that when I visited, there were stilettos on the shoe rack that were far too big for LL. rubschin:
You little liar! cussing:
Yes, of course.
char048
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Who is organising "Bickering in Bloom" this year?
I think we need to dig over the Berek memorial garden, we don't want those words growing out in flowers again this year. noooo:
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Who is organising "Bickering in Bloom" this year?
I think we need to dig over the Berek memorial garden, we don't want those words growing out in flowers again this year. noooo:
noooo:
Nick is organising Bickering in Boom.... scared2:
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Who is organising "Bickering in Bloom" this year?
I think we need to dig over the Berek memorial garden, we don't want those words growing out in flowers again this year. noooo:
noooo:
Nick is organising Bickering in Boom.... scared2:
Oh dear. noooo:
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Who is organising "Bickering in Bloom" this year?
I think we need to dig over the Berek memorial garden, we don't want those words growing out in flowers again this year. noooo:
I remember in the early 80's I lived a few fields away from Styal womens prison in Cheshire. Same thing happened there, the prisoners did the gardening, and come Spring a nice display of daffodils opposite the governers office spelling "Bollocks" lol:
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Who is organising "Bickering in Bloom" this year?
I think we need to dig over the Berek memorial garden, we don't want those words growing out in flowers again this year. noooo:
I remember in the early 80's I lived a few fields away from Styal womens prison in Cheshire. Same thing happened there, the prisoners did the gardening, and come Spring a nice display of daffodils opposite the governers office spelling "Bollocks" lol:
lol: lol: lol:
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Who is organising "Bickering in Bloom" this year?
I think we need to dig over the Berek memorial garden, we don't want those words growing out in flowers again this year. noooo:
I remember in the early 80's I lived a few fields away from Styal womens prison in Cheshire. Same thing happened there, the prisoners did the gardening, and come Spring a nice display of daffodils opposite the governers office spelling "Bollocks" lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Who is organising "Bickering in Bloom" this year?
I think we need to dig over the Berek memorial garden, we don't want those words growing out in flowers again this year. noooo:
I remember in the early 80's I lived a few fields away from Styal womens prison in Cheshire. Same thing happened there, the prisoners did the gardening, and come Spring a nice display of daffodils opposite the governers office spelling "Bollocks" lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
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when my sister broke up with her fella, she wrote CVNT on his lawn in weedkiller. lol:
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when my sister broke up with her fella, she wrote CVNT on his lawn in weedkiller. lol:
Couldn't she spell CUNT? rubschin:
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when my sister broke up with her fella, she wrote CVNT on his lawn in weedkiller. lol:
Couldn't she spell CUNT? rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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Can we (smug club) borrow Steve the fireman ........think we will be seeing a few fires soon ........ rubschin: mostly night time shops/bars.....
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Barman did say he was heading out at six scared2:
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Barman did say he was heading out at six scared2:
Wiv me matches like... eveilgrin:
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Can we (smug club) borrow Steve the fireman ........think we will be seeing a few fires soon ........ rubschin: mostly night time shops/bars.....
Sorry you need to find another we need him here 'Cuthbert or Grub' may be free... We have got some functions coming up and you know what Nick is like when he gets his hands on the fire works... Fireman Steve's services will definitely be required... noooo:
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Can we (smug club) borrow Steve the fireman ........think we will be seeing a few fires soon ........ rubschin: mostly night time shops/bars.....
Wot fight real fires? noooo: Can I just sit on the naughty step with all the bad girls like
Anyway fear not. My trusted team are on their way
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. . .Sorry you need to find another we need him here 'Cuthbert or Grub' may be free... We have got some functions coming up and you know what Nick is like when he gets his hands on the fire works... Fireman Steve's services will definitely be required... noooo:
Fear not Boogs. Team B are awaiting your call
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Team X are err 'busy' eyes:
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Don't worry they called the fire services before the fire caught last time .... noooo:
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Don't worry they called the fire services before the fire caught last time .... noooo:
My mate used to run the fires services on the base...
He turned up to a blaze one day and the owner was all sort of Shrugs: as to how it could possibly have started...
But he had soot smeared all over his face! happy001
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Don't worry they called the fire services before the fire caught last time .... noooo:
My mate used to run the fires services on the base...
He turned up to a blaze one day and the owner was all sort of Shrugs: as to how it could possibly have started...
But he had soot smeared all over his face! happy001
;D ;D
My mate has the last one on his phone it is classic ............. :thumbsup:
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I thought today that I would hunt out all the Easter eggs that Miss D had not found yesterday. The bunting can wait until tomorrow.
On Saturday I took delivery of 4,000 bedding plants and a large number of summer bulbs has anyone got spare greenhouse space?
I spoke to the head of the guerilla gardening team, their tomatoes are coming along nicely, as is the rocket, lettuce and coriander, there has been an unfortunate incident involving mice and the broad beans. noooo:
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You're going to be searching a long time noooo:
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Fear not Jom, I have a spare back door key to her house.She will never suspect or notice that one or two are missing. eveilgrin:
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[Checks date] lol:
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I thought today that I would hunt out all the Easter eggs that Miss D had not found yesterday. The bunting can wait until tomorrow.
On Saturday I took delivery of 4,000 bedding plants and a large number of summer bulbs has anyone got spare greenhouse space?
I spoke to the head of the guerilla gardening team, their tomatoes are coming along nicely, as is the rocket, lettuce and coriander, there has been an unfortunate incident involving mice and the broad beans. noooo:
I believe I have one of those greenhouse thingies at the bottom of my cottage garden Miss C you can store some there.. Thumbs:
Have you got some volunteers to plant the things... Unfortunately due to the volume of business I am experiencing at present with gentlemen loosing buttons at present I am unable to help with the planting for the forseeable future... noooo:
But if I can help in any other way please do not hesitate to call me... Thumbs:
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I thought today that I would hunt out all the Easter eggs that Miss D had not found yesterday. The bunting can wait until tomorrow.
On Saturday I took delivery of 4,000 bedding plants and a large number of summer bulbs has anyone got spare greenhouse space?
I spoke to the head of the guerilla gardening team, their tomatoes are coming along nicely, as is the rocket, lettuce and coriander, there has been an unfortunate incident involving mice and the broad beans. noooo:
I believe I have one of those greenhouse thingies at the bottom of my cottage garden Miss C you can store some there.. Thumbs:
Have you got some volunteers to plant the things... Unfortunately due to the volume of business I am experiencing at present with gentlemen loosing buttons at present I am unable to help with the planting for the forseeable future... noooo:
But if I can help in any other way please do not hesitate to call me... Thumbs:
Boogs is better with seed,,,,,,,,,, whistle:
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I thought today that I would hunt out all the Easter eggs that Miss D had not found yesterday. The bunting can wait until tomorrow.
On Saturday I took delivery of 4,000 bedding plants and a large number of summer bulbs has anyone got spare greenhouse space?
I spoke to the head of the guerilla gardening team, their tomatoes are coming along nicely, as is the rocket, lettuce and coriander, there has been an unfortunate incident involving mice and the broad beans. noooo:
I believe I have one of those greenhouse thingies at the bottom of my cottage garden Miss C you can store some there.. Thumbs:
Have you got some volunteers to plant the things... Unfortunately due to the volume of business I am experiencing at present with gentlemen loosing buttons at present I am unable to help with the planting for the forseeable future... noooo:
But if I can help in any other way please do not hesitate to call me... Thumbs:
Boogs is better with seed,,,,,,,,,, whistle:
:thumbsup:
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Seed pearls for a pearl necklace? angel1
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Seed pearls for a pearl necklace? angel1
horn:
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Seed pearls for a pearl necklace? angel1
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Seed pearls for a pearl necklace? angel1
cloud9: Do you think Nick would give one...
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Shocked:
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Seed pearls for a pearl necklace? angel1
cloud9: Do you think Nick would give one...
Well he did say he was saving up for an old boiler......... redface:
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Seed pearls for a pearl necklace? angel1
cloud9: Do you think Nick would give one...
Well he did say he was saving up for an old boiler......... redface:
happy001
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Seed pearls for a pearl necklace? angel1
cloud9: Do you think Nick would give one...
Well he did say he was saving up for an old boiler......... redface:
evil: evil: redface:
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Seed pearls for a pearl necklace? angel1
cloud9: Do you think Nick would give one...
Well he did say he was saving up for an old boiler......... redface:
evil: evil: redface:
pathead:
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Seeing as how polling day is Thursday isn't it about time we had a list of candidates for Bickering councillor
I can be Raving Monster Loony Candidate
BM for UKIP
anyone else?
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Seeing as how polling day is Thursday isn't it about time we had a list of candidates for Bickering councillor
I can be Raving Monster Loony Candidate
BM for UKIP
anyone else?
I think Nick is better qualified than you.... whistle:
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I will stand aside if Nick wants the RMLP official candidature
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I will stand aside if Nick wants the RMLP official candidature
You should leap aside in a comedic manner like.... Thumbs:
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is there any other way?
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I will stand aside if Nick wants the RMLP official candidature
Scandal with those photos ..... rubschin:
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lol:
I'll put up a notice of Poll like
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is there any other way?
You could drive off in a 'clown car' and all the doors, bonnet and boot could fly off like..... Thumbs:
Or just borrow Nick's owld Sierra....
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is there any other way?
You could drive off in a 'clown car' and all the doors, bonnet and boot could fly off like..... Thumbs:
Or just borrow Nick's owld Sierra....
;D ;D
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Have we got enough money in the budget for Adult toys on our village green.... :thumbsup:
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Have we got enough money in the budget for Adult toys on our village green.... :thumbsup:
I will ask Baldy..........
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Have we got enough money in the budget for Adult toys on our village green.... :thumbsup:
What do you have in mind like...? eyes:
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angry041: cussing:
Marjorie is doing nicely, thank you evil:
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My candidate being interviewed.
Rutland Weekend Television - Gibberish (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU0QZQRTNr0#)
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Have we got enough money in the budget for Adult toys on our village green.... :thumbsup:
What do you have in mind like...? eyes:
Steve can send mabe photos..... ;)
If not I'm sure Baldy can get us mates rates..... :thumbsup:
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Have we got enough money in the budget for Adult toys on our village green.... :thumbsup:
What do you have in mind like...? eyes:
Steve can send mabe photos..... ;)
If not I'm sure Baldy can get us mates rates..... :thumbsup:
Condoms? eeek:
You dirty gerl.... eyes:
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Have we got enough money in the budget for Adult toys on our village green.... :thumbsup:
What do you have in mind like...? eyes:
Steve can send mabe photos..... ;)
If not I'm sure Baldy can get us mates rates..... :thumbsup:
Condoms? eeek:
You dirty gerl.... eyes:
As if ..... angel1
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Has anyone dug out and dusted the signs, ballot booths and boxes? Who had the keys to the padlocks last? I assume that we have agreed to be 'rotten Parish' and are cheating again this year.
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Has anyone dug out and dusted the signs, ballot booths and boxes? Who had the keys to the padlocks last? I assume that we have agreed to be 'rotten Parish' and are cheating again this year.
JOM always looks after the signs...
Miss T had the padlocks and handcuffs last...
I think the ballot boxes went on the fire in The Snug during that cold snap.... redface:
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Well if we are cheating we can make do without the boxes I have a few old carrier bags somewhere.
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Well if we are cheating we can make do without the boxes I have a few old carrier bags somewhere.
We could of course just declare me the winner and do away with all that old fashioned voting malarkey.... Thumbs:
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Has anyone dug out and dusted the signs, ballot booths and boxes? Who had the keys to the padlocks last? I assume that we have agreed to be 'rotten Parish' and are cheating again this year.
JOM always looks after the signs...
Miss T had the padlocks and handcuffs last...
I think the ballot boxes went on the fire in The Snug during that cold snap.... redface:
"I can't tell you how many there were, but I counted them all out, and I counted them all back in" (funny the things that stick in the mind)
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Has anyone dug out and dusted the signs, ballot booths and boxes? Who had the keys to the padlocks last? I assume that we have agreed to be 'rotten Parish' and are cheating again this year.
JOM always looks after the signs...
Miss T had the padlocks and handcuffs last...
I think the ballot boxes went on the fire in The Snug during that cold snap.... redface:
"I can't tell you how many there were, but I counted them all out, and I counted them all back in" (funny the things that stick in the mind)
Indeed...
I've got all emotional just reading it again - I can remember the report on the telly like it was yesterday...
Sadly, I remember ITV won all the awards for reporting of the war....
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Well if we are cheating we can make do without the boxes I have a few old carrier bags somewhere.
noooo: You can't beat a proper box.
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Well if we are cheating we can make do without the boxes I have a few old carrier bags somewhere.
noooo: You can't beat a proper box.
drumroll:
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Ballot Boxes? How quaint. This will be all high tech like with lectric voting with real time status wisible
What could postibly go wrong?
As organiser of the poll (seems) and poster upper of the mandifestoes I cannot be a candidate. We need to persuade Nick to take up the vacant Raving Monster Loony candidacy.
But I feel we should just co-op Growle (of the transplanted R) to be the Prostrate party
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Ballot Boxes? How quaint. This will be all high tech like with lectric voting with real time status wisible
What could postibly go wrong?
As organiser of the poll (seems) and poster upper of the mandifestoes I cannot be a candidate. We need to persuade Nick to take up the vacant Raving Monster Loony candidacy.
But I feel we should just co-op Growle (of the transplanted R) to be the Prostrate party
Electronic voting you say...? eveilgrin:
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Yes it has already occurred to me (and you) that someone with admin rights could fiddle the poll
We will just have to trust you, silly as that may seem to some
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Yes it has already occurred to me (and you) that someone with admin rights could fiddle the poll
We will just have to trust you, silly as that may seem to some
More bribes......... noooo:
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Yes it has already occurred to me (and you) that someone with admin rights could fiddle the poll
We will just have to trust you, silly as that may seem to some
angel1
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What time are we dancing around the Maypole (NAE) rubschin:
Safety Dance- Men without Hats (PARODY) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCmqbXQIlIY#)
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What time are we dancing around the Maypole (NAE) rubschin:
Safety Dance- Men without Hats (PARODY) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCmqbXQIlIY#)
After the dogging dog show... Thumbs:
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Are we rolling any cheeses down hills ?
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Witch hunting this afternoon?
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Witch hunting this afternoon?
We might as well, there is no chance of finding a virgin to be May Queen around here. noooo:
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Witch hunting this afternoon?
We might as well, there is no chance of finding a virgin to be May Queen around here. noooo:
;D ;D
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Are we rolling any cheeses down hills ?
I believe there is a large collection of fromage à la molette somewhere. It is the result of some of the boys less tasteful activities during their men only games nights. sick2:
Help yourself but I would advise wearing your Marigolds. Thumbs:
I will be planting up the hanging baskets today did we sort out someone to water them and the tubs or do I need to ask Bickering in Bloom?
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Are we rolling any cheeses down hills ?
I believe there is a large collection of fromage à la molette somewhere. It is the result of some of the boys less tasteful activities during their men only games nights. sick2:
Help yourself but I would advise wearing your Marigolds. Thumbs:
I will be planting up the hanging baskets today did we sort out someone to water them and the tubs or do I need to ask Bickering in Bloom?
I'm not watering them.... noooo:
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Are we rolling any cheeses down hills ?
I believe there is a large collection of fromage à la molette somewhere. It is the result of some of the boys less tasteful activities during their men only games nights. sick2:
Help yourself but I would advise wearing your Marigolds. Thumbs:
I will be planting up the hanging baskets today did we sort out someone to water them and the tubs or do I need to ask Bickering in Bloom?
I'm not watering them.... noooo:
Well, would you at least join the team that has agreed to pee in the compost bins?
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Are we rolling any cheeses down hills ?
I believe there is a large collection of fromage à la molette somewhere. It is the result of some of the boys less tasteful activities during their men only games nights. sick2:
Help yourself but I would advise wearing your Marigolds. Thumbs:
I will be planting up the hanging baskets today did we sort out someone to water them and the tubs or do I need to ask Bickering in Bloom?
I'm not watering them.... noooo:
Well, would you at least join the team that has agreed to pee in the compost bins?
Plant an lemon tree - I'll pee on that like.... Thumbs:
I miss my lemon tree.... sad24:
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I miss my lemon tree.... sad24:
You always did,
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I miss my lemon tree.... sad24:
You always did,
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
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I miss my lemon tree.... sad24:
You always did,
drumroll:
lol: lol: That's not how it works. doh: I think that we may have to put you on litter collecting duties. You could probably get the hang of that if we go over it with you enough times. noooo:
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I miss my lemon tree.... sad24:
You always did,
drumroll:
lol: lol: That's not how it works. doh: I think that we may have to put you on litter collecting duties. You could probably get the hang of that if we go over it with you enough times. noooo:
rubschin:
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I miss my lemon tree.... sad24:
You always did,
drumroll:
lol: lol: That's not how it works. doh: I think that we may have to put you on litter collecting duties. You could probably get the hang of that if we go over it with you enough times. noooo:
It's dead easy. He'll soon pick it up drumroll:
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The VP reaches a new low noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Did you see what I did there? happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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I miss my lemon tree.... sad24:
You always did,
drumroll:
lol: lol: That's not how it works. doh: I think that we may have to put you on litter collecting duties. You could probably get the hang of that if we go over it with you enough times. noooo:
It's dead easy. He'll soon pick it up drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
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The VP reaches a new low noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Did you see what I did there? happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
noooo:
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My dear boy this is not the VP this is Bickering a small leafy village in Surrey.
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My dear boy this is not the VP this is Bickering a small leafy village in Surrey.
Glad to see you are taking your new role seriously and keeping these village boys in check Miss C ..
BTW the village green is looking particularly good this year thanks to your hard work...
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My dear boy this is not the VP this is Bickering a small leafy village in Surrey.
Glad to see you are taking your new role seriously and keeping these village boys in check Miss C ..
BTW the village green is looking particularly good this year thanks to your hard work...
Does she give a fuck ..... rubschin:
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She prolly got scared off by the Police. I mean, if they can visit an 86 year old woman and "advise" her of her responsibilities (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-22639675) , anything is possible
The world really has gone mad noooo:
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She prolly got scared off by the Police. I mean, if they can visit an 86 year old woman and "advise" her of her responsibilities (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-22639675) , anything is possible
The world really has gone mad noooo:
Who is in charge of the Bickering Bobbies...? rubschin:
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She prolly got scared off by the Police. I mean, if they can visit an 86 year old woman and "advise" her of her responsibilities (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-22639675) , anything is possible
The world really has gone mad noooo:
Who is in charge of the Bickering Bobbies...? rubschin:
I misread this and thought you said 'boobies' redface:
Hasn't the resident bobby chucked his teddy out..... ::)
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She prolly got scared off by the Police. I mean, if they can visit an 86 year old woman and "advise" her of her responsibilities (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-22639675) , anything is possible
The world really has gone mad noooo:
Who is in charge of the Bickering Bobbies...? rubschin:
I misread this and thought you said 'boobies' redface:
Hasn't the resident bobby chucked his teddy out..... ::)
He wore womens clothes as well....... eeek:
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name names please
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She prolly got scared off by the Police. I mean, if they can visit an 86 year old woman and "advise" her of her responsibilities (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-22639675) , anything is possible
The world really has gone mad noooo:
"Blessed are the cheesemakers"
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lol: And so the should be, is there a saint of cheese makers? If not I propose that we make one by making a poll then we can re- name the church and several roads.
As this is knob cheese I propose St.Prix http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=5480 (http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=5480)
I have to admit to a certain degree of pleasure in having a Grand Prix Close, it may become overcrowded fairly quickly but we can get Bob the builder on the case!
Other suggestions please a poll might be needed.
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She prolly got scared off by the Police. I mean, if they can visit an 86 year old woman and "advise" her of her responsibilities (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-22639675) , anything is possible
The world really has gone mad noooo:
Who is in charge of the Bickering Bobbies...? rubschin:
I misread this and thought you said 'boobies' redface:
Hasn't the resident bobby chucked his teddy out..... ::)
lol: lol: lol:
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lol: And so the should be, is there a saint of cheese makers? If not I propose that we make one by making a poll then we can re- name the church and several roads.
As this is knob cheese I propose St.Prix http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=5480 (http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=5480)
I have to admit to a certain degree of pleasure in having a Grand Prix Close, it may become overcrowded fairly quickly but we can get Bob the builder on the case!
Other suggestions please a poll might be needed.
:thumbsup: I vote for him..
I am sure if we check the church records there will still be some of his ancestors living in the village today... rubschin:
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Memo:
To the elected leader of the Bickering village council .
Miss C
Today I attended a meeting to discuss the Christmas deliveries (yes - already I here you groan) ... as usual my mind was wandering and I started to think about the Christmas Pantomime this year ...
Could I suggest that we do start to get ourselves organised with ideas then scripts earlier this year ....
Perhaps some of the residents could make (clean) suggestions as to what we could produce and who could write the script.. In the first instance....
Then progressing to who will take on the characters ..
Respectfully your deputy
Boogs ...
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Important to get the title right. A few suggestions
Cinderella does Bickering
Aladdin custody
Nick Whittington
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Important to get the title right. A few suggestions
Cinderella does Bickering
Aladdin custody
Nick Whittington
:thumbsup: Any of those work for me how do others feel eeek:
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Let's have a choir :thumbsup:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz48kNfUjOk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz48kNfUjOk)
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Let's have a choir :thumbsup:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz48kNfUjOk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz48kNfUjOk)
I can't sing like.... noooo:
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Let's have a choir :thumbsup:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz48kNfUjOk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz48kNfUjOk)
I can't sing like.... noooo:
But you can tango........ noooo:
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A musical then. Bickering Rouge?
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Let's have a choir :thumbsup:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz48kNfUjOk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz48kNfUjOk)
I can't sing like.... noooo:
But you can tango........ noooo:
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Let's have a choir :thumbsup:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz48kNfUjOk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz48kNfUjOk)
I can't sing like.... noooo:
But you can tango........ noooo:
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Yes that looks just like the video LL posted........ whistle:
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Let's have a choir :thumbsup:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz48kNfUjOk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz48kNfUjOk)
I can't sing like.... noooo:
But you can tango........ noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.citybuildingcontests.net%2Fvbulletin%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fjackson.gif&hash=40f2ff45dc8f9f834a09a9a6a2bc658b6548e79c)
Yes that looks just like the video LL posted........ whistle:
But I was pished then.... redface:
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Let's have a choir :thumbsup:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz48kNfUjOk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz48kNfUjOk)
I can't sing like.... noooo:
But you can tango........ noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.citybuildingcontests.net%2Fvbulletin%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fjackson.gif&hash=40f2ff45dc8f9f834a09a9a6a2bc658b6548e79c)
Yes that looks just like the video LL posted........ whistle:
But I was pished then.... redface:
happy001 Sorry shouldn't mock the afflicted noooo:
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men :thumbsup:
Does this mean that to date we have possibility of a choir, and one dancer of sorts redface:
Well it is a start Thumbs:
We still need to decide on an theme for a production... Don't know how you all feel but I thought if we had a basic story and perhaps write the script as we do for the three word story and see how it ends up...
That way everyone has the opportunity to partake ... Just a thought.... confused:
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Let's have a choir :thumbsup:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz48kNfUjOk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz48kNfUjOk)
I can't sing like.... noooo:
But you can tango........ noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.citybuildingcontests.net%2Fvbulletin%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fjackson.gif&hash=40f2ff45dc8f9f834a09a9a6a2bc658b6548e79c)
Yes that looks just like the video LL posted........ whistle:
But I was pished then.... redface:
happy001 Sorry shouldn't mock the afflicted noooo:
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men :thumbsup:
Does this mean that to date we have possibility of a choir, and one dancer of sorts redface:
Well it is a start Thumbs:
We still need to decide on an theme for a production... Don't know how you all feel but I thought if we had a basic story and perhaps write the script as we do for the three word story and see how it ends up...
That way everyone has the opportunity to partake ... Just a thought.... confused:
It has merit.... rubschin:
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Let's have a choir :thumbsup:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz48kNfUjOk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz48kNfUjOk)
I can't sing like.... noooo:
But you can tango........ noooo:
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Yes that looks just like the video LL posted........ whistle:
But I was pished then.... redface:
happy001 Sorry shouldn't mock the afflicted noooo:
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men :thumbsup:
Does this mean that to date we have possibility of a choir, and one dancer of sorts redface:
Well it is a start Thumbs:
We still need to decide on an theme for a production... Don't know how you all feel but I thought if we had a basic story and perhaps write the script as we do for the three word story and see how it ends up...
That way everyone has the opportunity to partake ... Just a thought.... confused:
It has merit....
That rules it out then. noooo:
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Let's have a choir :thumbsup:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz48kNfUjOk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz48kNfUjOk)
I can't sing like.... noooo:
But you can tango........ noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.citybuildingcontests.net%2Fvbulletin%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fjackson.gif&hash=40f2ff45dc8f9f834a09a9a6a2bc658b6548e79c)
Yes that looks just like the video LL posted........ whistle:
But I was pished then.... redface:
happy001 Sorry shouldn't mock the afflicted noooo:
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men :thumbsup:
Does this mean that to date we have possibility of a choir, and one dancer of sorts redface:
Well it is a start Thumbs:
We still need to decide on an theme for a production... Don't know how you all feel but I thought if we had a basic story and perhaps write the script as we do for the three word story and see how it ends up...
That way everyone has the opportunity to partake ... Just a thought.... confused:
It has merit....
That rules it out then. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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Let's have a choir :thumbsup:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz48kNfUjOk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz48kNfUjOk)
I can't sing like.... noooo:
But you can tango........ noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.citybuildingcontests.net%2Fvbulletin%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fjackson.gif&hash=40f2ff45dc8f9f834a09a9a6a2bc658b6548e79c)
Yes that looks just like the video LL posted........ whistle:
But I was pished then.... redface:
happy001 Sorry shouldn't mock the afflicted noooo:
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men :thumbsup:
Does this mean that to date we have possibility of a choir, and one dancer of sorts redface:
Well it is a start Thumbs:
We still need to decide on an theme for a production... Don't know how you all feel but I thought if we had a basic story and perhaps write the script as we do for the three word story and see how it ends up...
That way everyone has the opportunity to partake ... Just a thought.... confused:
It has merit....
That rules it out then. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
noooo: noooo: noooo: SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL COMMUNITY
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BM volunteers with this:
the greatest show on legs - O.T.T -1982 - balloon dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvq-tZSGTiY#)
Not too sure which on he is though? rubschin:
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Sorry old chap is it too obvious or should I put my reading glasses on? rubschin:
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BM volunteers with this:
the greatest show on legs - O.T.T -1982 - balloon dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvq-tZSGTiY#)
Not too sure which on he is though? rubschin:
Well done BM well volunteered :thumbsup: Put you down too then Baldy :thumbsup: perhaps Apey could join you :thumbsup:
Forgotten about that remember it at the time ... lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Save money for the committee, Apey & BM only need small balloons. Thumbs:
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Save money for the committee, Apey & BM only need small balloons. Thumbs:
Bollox - I'll need some of these... whistle:
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Save money for the committee, Apey & BM only need small balloons. Thumbs:
Bollox - I'll need some of these... whistle:
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Thumbs:
Save money for the committee, Apey & BM only need small balloons. Thumbs:
Bollox - I'll need some of these... whistle:
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happy001 happy001 happy001
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Save money for the committee, Apey & BM only need small balloons. Thumbs:
evil:
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Anyone up for a 2nd attempt at a Bickering harvest festival humourously misshapen vegetable compo?
(We did try once before but someone blew the fuse on the server and that day's posts were lost)
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There you go Steve ......
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happy001
Prolly go for a separate thread
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When is the gay pride march this year......... rubschin:
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BM is organising it. He will be the only marcher noooo:
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BM is organising it. He will be the only marcher noooo:
We could get a Dutch artist to do the posters,.......... rubschin:
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BM is organising it. He will be the only marcher noooo:
We could get a Butch artist to do the posters,.......... rubschin:
whistle:
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BM is organising it. He will be the only marcher noooo:
He won't get very far in his heels whistle:
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BM is organising it. He will be the only marcher noooo:
I thought Apey was hiding his gimp bucket rubschin:
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where is our major ....or does she not give a fuck.............. rubschin:
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Not much happening in the village recently noooo:
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Not much happening in the village recently noooo:
rubschin:
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Not much happening in the village recently noooo:
rubschin:
Business has been quiet ;)
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Not much happening in the village recently noooo:
rubschin:
Business has been quiet ;)
eeek:
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We need a new major....... rubschin:
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We need a new major....... rubschin:
Did we have one?
Who was/is it?
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We need a new major....... rubschin:
Did we have one?
Who was/is it?
Miss C.........I thought....... rubschin:
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Do you mean Major or Mayor Apey? rubschin:
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Do you mean Major or Mayor Apey? rubschin:
redface:....... poxy red wine....... redface:
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Do you mean Major or Mayor Apey? rubschin:
redface:....... poxy red wine....... redface:
lol:
Has anyone got a proper glass drinking a nice red out of a plastic cup is wrong.
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Do you mean Major or Mayor Apey? rubschin:
redface:....... poxy red wine....... redface:
lol:
Has anyone got a proper glass drinking a nice red out of a plastic cup is wrong.
Nah only plastic ,,not posh here..... noooo:
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Do you mean Major or Mayor Apey? rubschin:
redface:....... poxy red wine....... redface:
lol:
Has anyone got a proper glass drinking a nice red out of a plastic cup is wrong.
You're lucky....
...we never had a cup....
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Do you mean Major or Mayor Apey? rubschin:
redface:....... poxy red wine....... redface:
lol:
Has anyone got a proper glass drinking a nice red out of a plastic cup is wrong.
You're lucky....
...we never had a cup....
Luxury
We never had wine, had to bleed the cat.
And when I say cat . . .
Isn't Miss C the councillor (not the Mayor or Major)?
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Your local friendly tapatalking heretic
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Who shall we get to turn on the Xmas light(s)............ rubschin:
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Someone fun and generous Thumbs:
With lots of money who is willing to donate a large sum to the local charity Thumbs:
Paying the bar tab off redface:
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Someone fun and generous Thumbs:
With lots of money who is willing to donate a large sum to the local charity Thumbs:
Paying the bar tab off redface:
Mr Darwin....... rubschin:
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Is Mr Stew available?
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Is Mr Stew available?
facepalm:
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Is Mr Stew available?
facepalm:
Well I think we can be sure that Kaye Forster will be washing her hair and Quadcopter isn't taking any bookings yet . . . .
Maybe we should be making plans for Nigel
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Is Mr Stew available?
facepalm:
Well I think we can be sure that Kaye Forster will be washing her hair and Quadcopter isn't taking any bookings yet . . . .
Maybe we should be making plans for Nigel
Thanks for the earworm. cussing:
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Is Mr Stew available?
facepalm:
Well I think we can be sure that Kaye Forster will be washing her hair and Quadcopter isn't taking any bookings yet . . . .
Maybe we should be making plans for Nigel
Thanks for the earworm. cussing:
You should be in ecstasy....... whistle:
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Is Mr Stew available?
facepalm:
Well I think we can be sure that Kaye Forster will be washing her hair and Quadcopter isn't taking any bookings yet . . . .
Maybe we should be making plans for Nigel
Thanks for the earworm. cussing:
It's a free service
. . .You should be in ecstasy....... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
http://youtu.be/gXNhL4J_S00 (http://youtu.be/gXNhL4J_S00)
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Is Mr Stew available?
facepalm:
Well I think we can be sure that Kaye Forster will be washing her hair and Quadcopter isn't taking any bookings yet . . . .
Maybe we should be making plans for Nigel
Thanks for the earworm. cussing:
It's a free service
. . .You should be in ecstasy....... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
http://youtu.be/gXNhL4J_S00 (http://youtu.be/gXNhL4J_S00)
Glad someone got the joke......... Thumbs:
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So back on topic are we all agreed that Nigel aka Mr Nails It should open the fete?
BM should invite him like
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Who is gonna turn on the Christmas lights...... rubschin:
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Who is gonna turn on the Christmas lights...... rubschin:
We could ask Nick if Chesty Mamma could be available.
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Who is gonna turn on the Christmas lights...... rubschin:
We could ask Nick if Chesty Mamma could be available.
:thumbsup:
scared2:
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noooo:
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How about we get Misty to sing the official VP anthem?
We do have one don't we?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07rC5X_NZUs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07rC5X_NZUs) rubschin:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07rC5X_NZUs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07rC5X_NZUs) rubschin:
;D
but noooo: that's the BM Cupboard Anthem
How about
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od6hY_50Dh0#)
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So who's turning the lights on rubschin:
I hope we have a better tree this year whistle: Last years was one of Mr Darwin's rejects it would not stand straight and the branches were all dead before it was even dressed noooo:
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noooo:
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So who's turning the lights on rubschin:
I hope we have a better tree this year whistle: Last years was one of Mr Darwin's rejects it would not stand straight and the branches were all dead before it was even dressed noooo:
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noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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I hope we have a better tree this year whistle: Last years was one of Mr Darwin's rejects it would not stand straight and the branches were all dead before it was even dressed noooo:
How dare you!
That tree came off the back of Tipsy's pickup.
Somebody decided mine were too expensive. evil:
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Are Nick's goats doing the choir service.... rubschin:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcI6FIpd0CA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcI6FIpd0CA) angel1
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Are Nick's goats doing the choir service.... rubschin:
No, they are doing the BBQ service.... ;)
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Are Nick's goats doing the choir service.... rubschin:
No, they are doing the BBQ service.... ;)
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So do we need a village meeting to discuss how Bickering will oppose that planned fracking on the green?
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So do we need a village meeting to discuss how Bickering will oppose that planned fracking on the green?
Nick could do a report .......... rubschin:
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So do we need a village meeting to discuss how Bickering will oppose that planned fracking on the green?
Nick could do a report .......... rubschin:
:thumbsup:
BM could do an aerial survey
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So do we need a village meeting to discuss how Bickering will oppose that planned fracking on the green?
Nick could do a report .......... rubschin:
:thumbsup:
BM could do an aerial survey
Moving forward .....and maybe downwards too ....... rubschin:
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So do we need a village meeting to discuss how Bickering will oppose that planned fracking on the green?
Nick could do a report .......... rubschin:
:thumbsup:
BM could do an aerial survey
Moving forward .....and maybe downwards too ....... rubschin:
evil:
Must finish the hexacopter upgrade... rubschin:
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So do we need a village meeting to discuss how Bickering will oppose that planned fracking on the green?
Nick could do a report .......... rubschin:
:thumbsup:
BM could do an aerial survey
Moving forward .....and maybe downwards too ....... rubschin:
evil:
Must finish the hexacopter upgrade... rubschin:
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