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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #435 on: March 04, 2013, 09:33:57 AM »
Notice: We are currently looking for village members to volunteer to pose for next year's charity calender. There is a sign up sheet in the Village hall. Please state your name, preferred month and theme.

Can I volunteer Boogs for January

Ok, Boogs for Jan, but we still need a theme. I've put you down for March as a fireman.  Thumbs:
Have we got a theme yet?  I am sure I have something suitable in my dress up room... eyes:

Well if you are January, lets go with a winter theme. If you can find a fur coat in your dress up cupboard and wear just that, ,I'm sure more of the guys will buy the calender.  :thumbsup:

And high-heels like....  eyes:
Yes Miss T coat I can manage  :thumbsup: Can we do it somewhere warm though with fake snow as my bits are not liking the cold     redface:

How high would you like the heels BM ? whistle:

As high as you like!  eyes:

You don't have to walk in them or anything...  redface:

Stilettos mind - no platform-soled pornstar shoes...  noooo:

Are thigh high stiletto boots ok being January ......   whistle:

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Shoes... like these....  Thumbs:



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I'm sure it can be arranged  :thumbsup:

Most excellent!  eyes:

 Clean up in aisle 6!
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #436 on: March 04, 2013, 09:35:31 AM »
Did you have an accident Mr. Darwin sir...? happy100
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #437 on: March 04, 2013, 09:36:33 AM »
Did you have an accident Mr. Darwin sir...? happy100

Not yet
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #438 on: March 04, 2013, 09:37:18 AM »
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #444 on: March 04, 2013, 08:09:20 PM »
Did you have an accident Mr. Darwin sir...? happy100

Not yet

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 noooo: oh dear.  noooo:

You'll be our age soon....  point:

NEVER!  evil:

Sooner than you think....  cry:

 sad32: sad32: sad32: Why? dammit. WHY?!!!

Don't worry, this fukin diet might kill me off before then.  noooo:

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #445 on: March 04, 2013, 08:16:42 PM »
Do we think we can ask Beetlehook to organise ths week's Beetle Drive at the vllage hall?

Well let's face it none of the rest of us want to be within a mile of it. 
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #446 on: March 04, 2013, 08:18:36 PM »
Do we think we can ask Beetlehook to organise ths week's Beetle Drive at the vllage hall?

Well let's face it none of the rest of us want to be within a mile of it.

Beetle Drive - the worstest night of my life....  noooo:
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #447 on: March 04, 2013, 08:26:48 PM »
Did you have an accident Mr. Darwin sir...? happy100

Not yet

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 noooo: oh dear.  noooo:

You'll be our age soon....  point:

NEVER!  evil:

Sooner than you think....  cry:

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Don't worry, this fukin diet might kill me off before then.  noooo:

Ah...your diet...is that why there were no fooking Do'nuts in the bakery today... evil:

and I just had a big row with the supervisor at Tesco Express... evil: evil:  cussing:

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #448 on: March 04, 2013, 08:30:27 PM »
Do we think we can ask Beetlehook to organise ths week's Beetle Drive at the vllage hall?

Well let's face it none of the rest of us want to be within a mile of it.

Beetle Drive - the worstest night of my life....  noooo:
Was it the inanity of it or the faint whiffs of incontinence of the participants?
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #449 on: March 05, 2013, 05:24:13 AM »
Do we think we can ask Beetlehook to organise ths week's Beetle Drive at the vllage hall?

Well let's face it none of the rest of us want to be within a mile of it.

Beetle Drive - the worstest night of my life....  noooo:
Was it the inanity of it or the faint whiffs of incontinence of the participants?

 lol: lol: lol:

That and the sense of pride when they finished the head....  noooo:

It was like play school....
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