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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #225 on: August 21, 2012, 05:20:40 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 20, 2012, 11:50:49 AM
Horse meat...? Drool:

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #226 on: September 09, 2012, 09:31:11 AM »
Following on from BM's trip to Iceland (the shop) yesterday and a surfeit of luke warm fizzy wine and half baked sausage rolls I declare tomorrow to be National Salmonella day.

Festive sick bags will be provided. eveilgrin:
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #227 on: September 09, 2012, 09:42:15 AM »
and Imodium and Diarylyte(sp?)  rubschin:
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #228 on: September 09, 2012, 10:01:32 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 09, 2012, 09:31:11 AM
Following on from BM's trip to Iceland (the shop) yesterday and a surfeit of luke warm fizzy wine and half baked sausage rolls I declare tomorrow to be National Salmonella day.

Festive sick bags will be provided. eveilgrin:

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #229 on: September 09, 2012, 10:15:02 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 09, 2012, 09:31:11 AM
Following on from BM's trip to Iceland (the shop) yesterday and a surfeit of luke warm fizzy wine and half baked sausage rolls I declare tomorrow to be National Salmonella day.

Festive sick bags will be provided. eveilgrin:

It would be better if he shopped in the store and paid at the tills rather than from the skip at the back door and pocketing the munny.
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #230 on: September 09, 2012, 10:16:36 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 09, 2012, 10:15:02 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 09, 2012, 09:31:11 AM
Following on from BM's trip to Iceland (the shop) yesterday and a surfeit of luke warm fizzy wine and half baked sausage rolls I declare tomorrow to be National Salmonella day.

Festive sick bags will be provided. eveilgrin:

It would be better if he shopped in the store and paid at the tills rather than from the skip at the back door and pocketing the munny.

That's initiative that is....  whistle:
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #231 on: September 09, 2012, 10:24:04 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 09, 2012, 10:16:36 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on September 09, 2012, 10:15:02 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 09, 2012, 09:31:11 AM
Following on from BM's trip to Iceland (the shop) yesterday and a surfeit of luke warm fizzy wine and half baked sausage rolls I declare tomorrow to be National Salmonella day.

Festive sick bags will be provided. eveilgrin:

It would be better if he shopped in the store and paid at the tills rather than from the skip at the back door and pocketing the munny.

That's initiative that is....  whistle:
Just like the sausage rolls, half baked. noooo:
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #232 on: September 24, 2012, 09:58:44 PM »
We need to start thinking about the Christmas Market and the switching on of the Christmas light.

Due to cutbacks the tree will now only be a 6 footer but we can put it on sleepers to make it look bigger, both Joan and Beatrice have volunteered to be sleepers as that is what they are most of the time they are more than willing to put the word around the care home and I am sure that more sleepers will be found.

I have been trying to find a local celebrity to switch the light on to no avail but our parliamentary representative is available  for a photo shoot on that day.

I am all for calling it a 'Dickens of a Christmas' and dressing asking the stall holders to dress accordingly. Does anyone know of a hot chestnut seller?

Mr C has been brewing some fairly awful wine which can be served in the shops that decide to stay open  for the occasion.
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #233 on: September 24, 2012, 11:30:08 PM »
Me Miss, Me!  I was in a Dickens story once!

Please Miss!

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #234 on: September 25, 2012, 07:13:41 AM »
Do I need a bonnet ?  rubschin:
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #235 on: September 25, 2012, 07:26:05 AM »
Definitely to both of you.
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #236 on: September 25, 2012, 07:31:43 AM »
Growler could give rides to the kids
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #237 on: September 25, 2012, 07:33:10 AM »
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #238 on: September 25, 2012, 02:39:47 PM »
BM can be Mr Pickwick
TMR can be Tiny Tim
APC can be Scrooge
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #239 on: September 25, 2012, 02:41:32 PM »
No, apc will be one of the sleepers...  ::)
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