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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #270 on: February 23, 2013, 12:38:56 AM »
Creme eggs are so yucky

But maybe Zytnia?

BTW do I actually have to fight fires if I get the job, I heard about this fireman at Bristol airport who retired having never fought a real fire and I thought THAT's the job for me

Good luck. :thumbsup:

You get to be our fire man.
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Snoopy and I are going to get a tea room on the go, not sure antone has mentioned it to Snoops yet though.  noooo:

We need plenty of comfortable leather chairs and sofas, daily subscriptions to the broadsheets, Wi-Fi so that free Wi-Fi can be offered.

I need to speak to Snoopy about the menu, a Champagne breakfast is a must I think.  I have had a couple and they really are decadent. cloud9:

Oh and no children, definitely a child free zone.
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #271 on: February 23, 2013, 12:58:29 AM »
Booze for brekky.............count me in ........ :thumbsup:

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #272 on: February 23, 2013, 06:24:35 AM »
I'll do the WiFi like!  Thumbs:
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #273 on: February 23, 2013, 06:27:36 AM »
Most excellent. Everyone will be welcome at the grand opening event. Thumbs:
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #274 on: February 23, 2013, 08:15:49 AM »
I'll do the WiFi like!  Thumbs:

I don't think he spotted the "free" bit  point:
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #275 on: February 23, 2013, 08:24:55 AM »
I'll do the WiFi like!  Thumbs:

I don't think he spotted the "free" bit  point:

FREE???  Shocked:
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #276 on: February 23, 2013, 10:06:33 AM »
Sir,

I wish to protest. Some oaf has opened a betting shop and lowered the tone of the area. I propose we set fire to it.

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #277 on: February 23, 2013, 10:18:25 AM »
Sir,

I wish to protest. Some oaf has opened a betting shop and lowered the tone of the area. I propose we set fire to it.

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And someone has parked a disgustingly down market owld Sierra in the road...  evil:
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #278 on: February 23, 2013, 10:35:44 AM »
Found the perfick spot:

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #279 on: February 23, 2013, 10:39:15 AM »
Found the perfick spot:



We could put the chippy in there!  Thumbs:
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #280 on: February 23, 2013, 10:44:16 AM »
Found the perfick spot:



We could put the chippy in there!  Thumbs:

Oh noes ..... the chippy comes in a van every Friday evening ..... he parks by the village green. We don't want a smelly old chip shop in the heart of our paradise.

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #281 on: February 23, 2013, 11:00:06 AM »
Found the perfick spot:



We could put the chippy in there!  Thumbs:

Oh noes ..... the chippy comes in a van every Friday evening ..... he parks by the village green. We don't want a smelly old chip shop in the heart of our paradise.



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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #282 on: February 23, 2013, 11:21:35 AM »
Found the perfick spot:



Growler can open a bookies next door ~ we'll need a runner, some small lad  rubschin:

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #283 on: February 23, 2013, 11:32:53 AM »
Much ta Miss C, I will have a new radical approach to fighting fires.  Mainly this will be sitting in the impressive sounding new tea rooms eating all day breakfasts, working out the best odds at the betting shop and sending newly exonerated Pugh, Pugh and Barney McGrew on errands like fetching chips and doing any actual fire fighting.

Does this free WiFi come with a content filter??  Just asking on behalf of a friend of course

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #284 on: February 23, 2013, 11:34:37 AM »
Found the perfick spot:



Growler can open a bookies next door ~ we'll need a runner, some small lad  rubschin:

 rubschin: rubschin: