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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #285 on: February 23, 2013, 11:35:09 AM »
Much ta Miss C, I will have a new radical approach to fighting fires.  Mainly this will be sitting in the impressive sounding new tea rooms eating all day breakfasts, working out the best odds at the betting shop and sending newly exonerated Pugh, Pugh and Barney McGrew on errands like fetching chips and doing any actual fire fighting.

Does this free WiFi come with a content filter??  Just asking on behalf of a friend of course

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #286 on: February 23, 2013, 12:07:34 PM »
Found the perfick spot:



We could put the chippy in there!  Thumbs:

Oh noes ..... the chippy comes in a van every Friday evening ..... he parks by the village green. We don't want a smelly old chip shop in the heart of our paradise.



 ::)  He's spelt place wrong. The times I've seen that on chippies, you'd think they'd learn  noooo:
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #287 on: February 23, 2013, 12:11:51 PM »
Found the perfick spot:



We could put the chippy in there!  Thumbs:

Oh noes ..... the chippy comes in a van every Friday evening ..... he parks by the village green. We don't want a smelly old chip shop in the heart of our paradise.



 ::)  He's spelt place wrong. The times I've seen that on chippies, you'd think they'd learn  noooo:

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #288 on: February 23, 2013, 01:14:27 PM »
Found the perfick spot:



We could put the chippy in there!  Thumbs:

Oh noes ..... the chippy comes in a van every Friday evening ..... he parks by the village green. We don't want a smelly old chip shop in the heart of our paradise.



 ::)  He's spelt place wrong. The times I've seen that on chippies, you'd think they'd learn  noooo:


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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #289 on: February 23, 2013, 02:46:45 PM »
And there's an incorrect apostrophe in "Mum's"  noooo:

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #290 on: February 23, 2013, 02:47:36 PM »
And there's an incorrect apostrophe in "Mum's"  noooo:

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I spotted that of course....  whistle:
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #291 on: February 23, 2013, 02:49:13 PM »
And there's an incorrect apostrophe in "Mum's"  noooo:

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 lol: lol: lol:

I spotted that of course....  whistle:

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #292 on: February 23, 2013, 03:04:07 PM »
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #293 on: February 25, 2013, 11:42:29 AM »
And there's an incorrect apostrophe in "Mum's"  noooo:

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 lol: lol: lol:

I spotted that of course....  whistle:

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I bleddy did!  cussing:

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #295 on: February 25, 2013, 11:53:04 AM »
Please can we go light on the "pants on fire" lines?

As the new official fireman the thought of anything actually being on fire scares me shitless

Should I have mentioned that at interview?
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #296 on: February 25, 2013, 12:28:35 PM »
Please can we go light on the "pants on fire" lines?

As the new official fireman the thought of anything actually being on fire scares me shitless

Should I have mentioned that at interview?

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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #297 on: February 25, 2013, 01:26:54 PM »
well I might have dreamt it
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #298 on: February 25, 2013, 02:09:35 PM »
When is the music festival taking place ?
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Re: Bickering the VP virtual Surrey village.
« Reply #299 on: February 25, 2013, 02:27:08 PM »
When is the music festival taking place ?

If Bm does it .........it will all be musicals........... noooo: