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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2040 on: June 09, 2020, 06:36:06 PM »
Cuts out shagging the stewardesses  noooo:
Hardly an issue for a virgin Captain.

Are you suggesting Virgin pilots don't go all the way?
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2041 on: June 09, 2020, 07:11:04 PM »
Cuts out shagging the stewardesses  noooo:
Hardly an issue for a virgin Captain.

Are you suggesting Virgin pilots don't go all the way?
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2042 on: June 09, 2020, 07:13:49 PM »
All the planes I see here are going to the mahoosive DHL hub at EMA. Air freight is the way forward, like  :thumbsup:

That side of things is extremely busy...could ask for a transfer, like  rubschin:

Thanks for all your good wishes, looking at Facebook today, seems like an awful lot have already received their marching orders  noooo:
noooo:

BBC were saying today that Gatwick was increasing its flights.  Is that some light in the tunnel or is it just reopening the wrong terminal for you?
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2043 on: June 09, 2020, 07:14:58 PM »
Cuts out shagging the stewardesses  noooo:
Hardly an issue for a virgin Captain.

Are you suggesting Virgin pilots don't go all the way?
drumroll:   and  drumroll: and now where have I heard that joke before?

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2044 on: June 09, 2020, 07:23:26 PM »
Cuts out shagging the stewardesses  noooo:
Hardly an issue for a virgin Captain.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2045 on: June 09, 2020, 07:23:46 PM »
All the planes I see here are going to the mahoosive DHL hub at EMA. Air freight is the way forward, like  :thumbsup:

That side of things is extremely busy...could ask for a transfer, like  rubschin:

Thanks for all your good wishes, looking at Facebook today, seems like an awful lot have already received their marching orders  noooo:
noooo:

BBC were saying today that Gatwick was increasing its flights.  Is that some light in the tunnel or is it just reopening the wrong terminal for you?

North terminal is re-opening for us. We basically put a gun to their head...

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2046 on: June 09, 2020, 08:03:26 PM »
All the planes I see here are going to the mahoosive DHL hub at EMA. Air freight is the way forward, like  :thumbsup:

That side of things is extremely busy...could ask for a transfer, like  rubschin:

Thanks for all your good wishes, looking at Facebook today, seems like an awful lot have already received their marching orders  noooo:
noooo:

BBC were saying today that Gatwick was increasing its flights.  Is that some light in the tunnel or is it just reopening the wrong terminal for you?

North terminal is re-opening for us. We basically put a gun to their head...
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2047 on: June 10, 2020, 12:15:38 PM »
A friend posts...

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Just had a message from our friend the Emirates 380 captain, hes been sacked along with 1500 pilots.
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2048 on: June 10, 2020, 01:37:42 PM »
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Just had a message from our friend the Emirates 380 captain, hes been sacked along with 1500 pilots.
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2049 on: June 10, 2020, 05:52:21 PM »
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Just had a message from our friend the Emirates 380 captain, hes been sacked along with 1500 pilots.

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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2051 on: June 17, 2020, 12:20:47 PM »
happy001

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-53076806



Fuck, that is 'spensive!

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An investigation has been launched after a collision between two planes on the tarmac at Aberdeen International Airport.


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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2052 on: June 17, 2020, 12:35:47 PM »
Insurance job ?  rubschin:
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2053 on: June 17, 2020, 12:42:08 PM »
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Re: TMR's all new "Tales from the Underworld" thread
« Reply #2054 on: June 17, 2020, 12:58:53 PM »
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no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)