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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4980 on: April 11, 2019, 09:49:47 AM »
Wonderful, wonderful short letter in today’s Guardian, by Nigel Moss, on the top 10 listing of director Stanley Kubrick’s films: “The problem with putting Spartacus in the top 10 of films is that before long, all the films in the top 10 will be Spartacus.”
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4981 on: April 11, 2019, 07:00:09 PM »
Wonderful, wonderful short letter in today’s Guardian, by Nigel Moss, on the top 10 listing of director Stanley Kubrick’s films: “The problem with putting Spartacus in the top 10 of films is that before long, all the films in the top 10 will be Spartacus.”

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4984 on: April 15, 2019, 10:18:03 PM »
Marcel: "Zut, I dropped my Gauloise"
Pierre:  Shrugs: "We can look for it after lunch"
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4985 on: April 15, 2019, 10:19:48 PM »
Marcel: "Zut, I dropped my Gauloise"
Pierre:  Shrugs: "We can look for it after lunch"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4986 on: April 16, 2019, 05:16:56 AM »
A prostitute told me I could have sex with her for the reduced rate of £10 as she didn't have a womb.
Intrigued, I asked how we would do it?
She replied, "Acwoss the woad, against those wailings."
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4988 on: April 16, 2019, 06:02:18 AM »
A prostitute told me I could have sex with her for the reduced rate of £10 as she didn't have a womb.
Intrigued, I asked how we would do it?
She replied, "Acwoss the woad, against those wailings."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4989 on: April 16, 2019, 06:03:33 AM »
Marcel: "Zut, I dropped my Gauloise"
Pierre:  Shrugs: "We can look for it after lunch"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4990 on: April 16, 2019, 08:38:36 AM »
A prostitute told me I could have sex with her for the reduced rate of £10 as she didn't have a womb.
Intrigued, I asked how we would do it?
She replied, "Acwoss the woad, against those wailings."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4991 on: April 16, 2019, 09:57:22 AM »
A prostitute told me I could have sex with her for the reduced rate of £10 as she didn't have a womb.
Intrigued, I asked how we would do it?
She replied, "Acwoss the woad, against those wailings."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4992 on: April 16, 2019, 02:23:04 PM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4993 on: April 16, 2019, 03:20:53 PM »
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