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Offline Steve

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4515 on: March 12, 2018, 04:36:59 PM »
Bookmakers are already taking bets on the possible location of Harry and Meghan's honeymoon.
So far we have..

Barbados 10/1
Venice 15/1
Seychelles 20/1
New York 25/1
Paris 1,000,000/1
Balmoral 50/1
Rome 100/1

H/T Caustic Bob

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Paris Uncle, Lady Di...  ;)
Sounds like a Cluedo accusation

I'm sure Uncle has an alibi for the day in question
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4516 on: March 12, 2018, 04:46:38 PM »
I was baffled too  redface:

Brain not werking proper, like noooo:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4517 on: March 12, 2018, 04:52:07 PM »
I was baffled too  redface:

Brain not werking proper, like noooo:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4518 on: March 12, 2018, 05:59:39 PM »
Skype from Miss I in a few mins so I am all upright and perky, like

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4519 on: March 12, 2018, 06:49:00 PM »
Bookmakers are already taking bets on the possible location of Harry and Meghan's honeymoon.
So far we have..

Barbados 10/1
Venice 15/1
Seychelles 20/1
New York 25/1
Paris 1,000,000/1
Balmoral 50/1
Rome 100/1

H/T Caustic Bob

happy001

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Paris Uncle, Lady Di...  ;)

Sorry, didn't realize Di was on her honeymoon when she died.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4520 on: March 12, 2018, 06:54:26 PM »
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Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4521 on: March 12, 2018, 07:28:33 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4522 on: March 14, 2018, 12:56:26 PM »
What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4523 on: March 14, 2018, 01:17:07 PM »
What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4524 on: March 15, 2018, 06:38:01 PM »
What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4525 on: March 18, 2018, 07:22:08 PM »
Won't appeal to everyone but...



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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4526 on: March 18, 2018, 07:59:44 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4527 on: March 18, 2018, 09:15:18 PM »
Won't appeal to everyone but...

http://youtu.be/nUhr0ZV5oYs

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Out of curiosity I had a look and there is more of it  lol:

Part 2: At the bar


Part 3: Building Trump's Wall


Part 4: UC Berkley


Part 5: Off to Washington
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4528 on: March 25, 2018, 08:56:08 PM »
I need to re-home a dog, itís a small terrier, and it tends to bark a lot

If youíre interested, let me know and Iíll jump over the fence into my neighbourís garden and get it for you
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4529 on: March 25, 2018, 09:03:10 PM »
I need to re-home a dog, itís a small terrier, and it tends to bark a lot

If youíre interested, let me know and Iíll jump over the fence into my neighbourís garden and get it for you
happy001
Well, whatever nevermind