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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4547 on: April 23, 2018, 11:58:16 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4549 on: April 23, 2018, 08:32:24 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4550 on: April 29, 2018, 01:21:27 PM »
"I need some advice.

Should I pack in this flashing, or should I stick it out for another year?"
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4551 on: April 29, 2018, 08:18:19 PM »
"I need some advice.

Should I pack in this flashing, or should I stick it out for another year?"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4552 on: May 08, 2018, 10:46:34 AM »
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Bloody hell itís hot !!!!

Iíve just stripped naked and opened all the windows.

The taxi driver doesnít seem too pleased though.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4553 on: May 08, 2018, 09:32:43 PM »
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Bloody hell itís hot !!!!

Iíve just stripped naked and opened all the windows.

The taxi driver doesnít seem too pleased though.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4554 on: May 15, 2018, 07:49:21 AM »
Archaeologists have found a new mummy covered in chocolate and nuts in a tomb in Egypt.

They think it's Pharaoh Rocher
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4555 on: May 15, 2018, 08:01:46 AM »
Archaeologists have found a new mummy covered in chocolate and nuts in a tomb in Egypt.

They think it's Pharaoh Rocher

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4556 on: May 16, 2018, 07:49:45 AM »
The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"
The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."
The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You rotten bastard!"
The judge stops and says to Paddy in the back of the courtroom. "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes, but no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt.
Is that understood?"
Paddy stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years I've lived next door to that arsehole and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4557 on: May 16, 2018, 08:21:59 AM »
The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"
The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."
The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You rotten bastard!"
The judge stops and says to Paddy in the back of the courtroom. "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes, but no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt.
Is that understood?"
Paddy stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years I've lived next door to that arsehole and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4558 on: May 16, 2018, 09:17:48 AM »
The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"
The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."
The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You rotten bastard!"
The judge stops and says to Paddy in the back of the courtroom. "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes, but no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt.
Is that understood?"
Paddy stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years I've lived next door to that arsehole and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4559 on: May 17, 2018, 05:29:03 AM »


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