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[Steve]

A global shortage of face masks and PPE and there are stupid bints out there turning them into bloody bikinis for a few clicks on social media? 

You can argue that it's only a few masks but its a few more that could have helped people at the sharp end.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8185541/Coronavirus-Influencers-slammed-turning-medical-masks-bikinis.html

[Grumpmeister]

So a Venezuelan naval patrol boat tries to interdict a cruise liner firing at it and then ramming it and manages to sink..........................itself... 

As amusing as this story is, if Maduro is losing the plot enough to attack civilian shipping in international waters then it doesn't bode well for the region

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951

He was unlucky and the world lucky that he managed to pick on just about the only armoured cruise liner in the world.    If his gang of naval thus had kidnapped it or worse sunk it we could be in a serious war by now

So sad that the thugs ended up sleeping with the fishes

That could still happen, even before Corona Venezuela's economy was in terminal decline and Trump has sent an anti drug taskforce into the area. I'm starting to see shades of Panama and Noriega.

[apc2010]

So a Venezuelan naval patrol boat tries to interdict a cruise liner firing at it and then ramming it and manages to sink..........................itself... 

As amusing as this story is, if Maduro is losing the plot enough to attack civilian shipping in international waters then it doesn't bode well for the region

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951

He was unlucky and the world lucky that he managed to pick on just about the only armoured cruise liner in the world.    If his gang of naval thus had kidnapped it or worse sunk it we could be in a serious war by now

So sad that the thugs ended up sleeping with the fishes

That could still happen, even before Corona Venezuela's economy was in terminal decline and Trump has sent an anti drug taskforce into the area. I'm starting to see shades of Panama and Noriega.

I'll get me speakers ready ...

[Steve]

So a Venezuelan naval patrol boat tries to interdict a cruise liner firing at it and then ramming it and manages to sink..........................itself... 

As amusing as this story is, if Maduro is losing the plot enough to attack civilian shipping in international waters then it doesn't bode well for the region

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951

He was unlucky and the world lucky that he managed to pick on just about the only armoured cruise liner in the world.    If his gang of naval thus had kidnapped it or worse sunk it we could be in a serious war by now

So sad that the thugs ended up sleeping with the fishes

That could still happen, even before Corona Venezuela's economy was in terminal decline and Trump has sent an anti drug taskforce into the area. I'm starting to see shades of Panama and Noriega.

I'll get me speakers ready ...

[Grumpmeister]

So a Venezuelan naval patrol boat tries to interdict a cruise liner firing at it and then ramming it and manages to sink..........................itself... 

As amusing as this story is, if Maduro is losing the plot enough to attack civilian shipping in international waters then it doesn't bode well for the region

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951

He was unlucky and the world lucky that he managed to pick on just about the only armoured cruise liner in the world.    If his gang of naval thus had kidnapped it or worse sunk it we could be in a serious war by now

So sad that the thugs ended up sleeping with the fishes

That could still happen, even before Corona Venezuela's economy was in terminal decline and Trump has sent an anti drug taskforce into the area. I'm starting to see shades of Panama and Noriega.

I'll get me speakers ready ...

So set Apey up as the DJ with BM dancing and while the Venezuelan troops are pissing themselves laughing send in a team to snatch Maduro you say... 

[Steve]

So a Venezuelan naval patrol boat tries to interdict a cruise liner firing at it and then ramming it and manages to sink..........................itself... 

As amusing as this story is, if Maduro is losing the plot enough to attack civilian shipping in international waters then it doesn't bode well for the region

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951

He was unlucky and the world lucky that he managed to pick on just about the only armoured cruise liner in the world.    If his gang of naval thus had kidnapped it or worse sunk it we could be in a serious war by now

So sad that the thugs ended up sleeping with the fishes

That could still happen, even before Corona Venezuela's economy was in terminal decline and Trump has sent an anti drug taskforce into the area. I'm starting to see shades of Panama and Noriega.

I'll get me speakers ready ...

So set Apey up as the DJ with BM dancing and while the Venezuelan troops are pissing themselves laughing send in a team to snatch Maduro you say... 

I know the yanks used full volume rock music to get Noriega to surrender but would that really work with most?  What horrors would we suggest

I open the bidding with William Shatner's Greatest Hits

[Grumpmeister]

So a Venezuelan naval patrol boat tries to interdict a cruise liner firing at it and then ramming it and manages to sink..........................itself... 

As amusing as this story is, if Maduro is losing the plot enough to attack civilian shipping in international waters then it doesn't bode well for the region

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951

He was unlucky and the world lucky that he managed to pick on just about the only armoured cruise liner in the world.    If his gang of naval thus had kidnapped it or worse sunk it we could be in a serious war by now

So sad that the thugs ended up sleeping with the fishes

That could still happen, even before Corona Venezuela's economy was in terminal decline and Trump has sent an anti drug taskforce into the area. I'm starting to see shades of Panama and Noriega.

I'll get me speakers ready ...

So set Apey up as the DJ with BM dancing and while the Venezuelan troops are pissing themselves laughing send in a team to snatch Maduro you say... 

I know the yanks used full volume rock music to get Noriega to surrender but would that really work with most?  What horrors would we suggest

I open the bidding with William Shatner's Greatest Hits

There is a song I'd heard rumours of that could work on it's own, a horrible abortion of sound that should never have been allowed to happen. I let curiosity get the better of me and dear god I wish I'd had better self control.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the horror...


The absolute ear shattering racket...


That is...


Smells Like Teen Spirit covered by Take That... 

https://youtu.be/Sc2m4w9h0cw

[apc2010]

So a Venezuelan naval patrol boat tries to interdict a cruise liner firing at it and then ramming it and manages to sink..........................itself... 

As amusing as this story is, if Maduro is losing the plot enough to attack civilian shipping in international waters then it doesn't bode well for the region

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951

He was unlucky and the world lucky that he managed to pick on just about the only armoured cruise liner in the world.    If his gang of naval thus had kidnapped it or worse sunk it we could be in a serious war by now

So sad that the thugs ended up sleeping with the fishes

That could still happen, even before Corona Venezuela's economy was in terminal decline and Trump has sent an anti drug taskforce into the area. I'm starting to see shades of Panama and Noriega.

I'll get me speakers ready ...

So set Apey up as the DJ with BM dancing and while the Venezuelan troops are pissing themselves laughing send in a team to snatch Maduro you say... 

I know the yanks used full volume rock music to get Noriega to surrender but would that really work with most?  What horrors would we suggest

I open the bidding with William Shatner's Greatest Hits

There is a song I'd heard rumours of that could work on it's own, a horrible abortion of sound that should never have been allowed to happen. I let curiosity get the better of me and dear god I wish I'd had better self control.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the horror...


The absolute ear shattering racket...


That is...


Smells Like Teen Spirit covered by Take That... 

https://youtu.be/Sc2m4w9h0cw

Not F888ing clicking that ..........

[Barman]

So a Venezuelan naval patrol boat tries to interdict a cruise liner firing at it and then ramming it and manages to sink..........................itself... 

As amusing as this story is, if Maduro is losing the plot enough to attack civilian shipping in international waters then it doesn't bode well for the region

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951

He was unlucky and the world lucky that he managed to pick on just about the only armoured cruise liner in the world.    If his gang of naval thus had kidnapped it or worse sunk it we could be in a serious war by now

So sad that the thugs ended up sleeping with the fishes

That could still happen, even before Corona Venezuela's economy was in terminal decline and Trump has sent an anti drug taskforce into the area. I'm starting to see shades of Panama and Noriega.

I'll get me speakers ready ...

So set Apey up as the DJ with BM dancing and while the Venezuelan troops are pissing themselves laughing send in a team to snatch Maduro you say... 

I know the yanks used full volume rock music to get Noriega to surrender but would that really work with most?  What horrors would we suggest

I open the bidding with William Shatner's Greatest Hits

There is a song I'd heard rumours of that could work on it's own, a horrible abortion of sound that should never have been allowed to happen. I let curiosity get the better of me and dear god I wish I'd had better self control.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the horror...


The absolute ear shattering racket...


That is...


Smells Like Teen Spirit covered by Take That... 

https://youtu.be/Sc2m4w9h0cw

Not F888ing clicking that ..........

 

[Grumpmeister]

So a Venezuelan naval patrol boat tries to interdict a cruise liner firing at it and then ramming it and manages to sink..........................itself... 

As amusing as this story is, if Maduro is losing the plot enough to attack civilian shipping in international waters then it doesn't bode well for the region

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951

He was unlucky and the world lucky that he managed to pick on just about the only armoured cruise liner in the world.    If his gang of naval thus had kidnapped it or worse sunk it we could be in a serious war by now

So sad that the thugs ended up sleeping with the fishes

That could still happen, even before Corona Venezuela's economy was in terminal decline and Trump has sent an anti drug taskforce into the area. I'm starting to see shades of Panama and Noriega.

I'll get me speakers ready ...

So set Apey up as the DJ with BM dancing and while the Venezuelan troops are pissing themselves laughing send in a team to snatch Maduro you say... 

I know the yanks used full volume rock music to get Noriega to surrender but would that really work with most?  What horrors would we suggest

I open the bidding with William Shatner's Greatest Hits

There is a song I'd heard rumours of that could work on it's own, a horrible abortion of sound that should never have been allowed to happen. I let curiosity get the better of me and dear god I wish I'd had better self control.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the horror...


The absolute ear shattering racket...


That is...


Smells Like Teen Spirit covered by Take That... 

https://youtu.be/Sc2m4w9h0cw

Not F888ing clicking that ..........

 

To be honest, it's worth clicking on the link then stopping the video and reading the comments. There are a lot of pissed off sarcastic geniuses out there.

One of the kinder ones was probably

That shotgun to the face was probably still less painful to Kurt Cobain than having that tax dodging ponce butcher one of his songs.

[apc2010]

So a Venezuelan naval patrol boat tries to interdict a cruise liner firing at it and then ramming it and manages to sink..........................itself... 

As amusing as this story is, if Maduro is losing the plot enough to attack civilian shipping in international waters then it doesn't bode well for the region

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951

He was unlucky and the world lucky that he managed to pick on just about the only armoured cruise liner in the world.    If his gang of naval thus had kidnapped it or worse sunk it we could be in a serious war by now

So sad that the thugs ended up sleeping with the fishes

That could still happen, even before Corona Venezuela's economy was in terminal decline and Trump has sent an anti drug taskforce into the area. I'm starting to see shades of Panama and Noriega.

I'll get me speakers ready ...

So set Apey up as the DJ with BM dancing and while the Venezuelan troops are pissing themselves laughing send in a team to snatch Maduro you say... 

I know the yanks used full volume rock music to get Noriega to surrender but would that really work with most?  What horrors would we suggest

I open the bidding with William Shatner's Greatest Hits

There is a song I'd heard rumours of that could work on it's own, a horrible abortion of sound that should never have been allowed to happen. I let curiosity get the better of me and dear god I wish I'd had better self control.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the horror...


The absolute ear shattering racket...


That is...


Smells Like Teen Spirit covered by Take That... 

https://youtu.be/Sc2m4w9h0cw

Not F888ing clicking that ..........

 

To be honest, it's worth clicking on the link then stopping the video and reading the comments. There are a lot of pissed off sarcastic geniuses out there.

One of the kinder ones was probably

That shotgun to the face was probably still less painful to Kurt Cobain than having that tax dodging ponce butcher one of his songs.

 

[Grumpmeister]

So a Venezuelan naval patrol boat tries to interdict a cruise liner firing at it and then ramming it and manages to sink..........................itself... 

As amusing as this story is, if Maduro is losing the plot enough to attack civilian shipping in international waters then it doesn't bode well for the region

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951

He was unlucky and the world lucky that he managed to pick on just about the only armoured cruise liner in the world.    If his gang of naval thus had kidnapped it or worse sunk it we could be in a serious war by now

So sad that the thugs ended up sleeping with the fishes

That could still happen, even before Corona Venezuela's economy was in terminal decline and Trump has sent an anti drug taskforce into the area. I'm starting to see shades of Panama and Noriega.

I'll get me speakers ready ...

So set Apey up as the DJ with BM dancing and while the Venezuelan troops are pissing themselves laughing send in a team to snatch Maduro you say... 

I know the yanks used full volume rock music to get Noriega to surrender but would that really work with most?  What horrors would we suggest

I open the bidding with William Shatner's Greatest Hits

There is a song I'd heard rumours of that could work on it's own, a horrible abortion of sound that should never have been allowed to happen. I let curiosity get the better of me and dear god I wish I'd had better self control.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the horror...


The absolute ear shattering racket...


That is...


Smells Like Teen Spirit covered by Take That... 

https://youtu.be/Sc2m4w9h0cw

Not F888ing clicking that ..........

 

To be honest, it's worth clicking on the link then stopping the video and reading the comments. There are a lot of pissed off sarcastic geniuses out there.

One of the kinder ones was probably

That shotgun to the face was probably still less painful to Kurt Cobain than having that tax dodging ponce butcher one of his songs.

 

I figure that followed by Hilary Duff massacring My Generation on permanent loop would be enough to have him surrender in under an hour.

https://youtu.be/ue5kotMLjws

The only downside I can see (other than being considered an evil sadist by the rest of the world) is that it probably breaches the Geneva Convention. 

[Steve]

So a Venezuelan naval patrol boat tries to interdict a cruise liner firing at it and then ramming it and manages to sink..........................itself... 

As amusing as this story is, if Maduro is losing the plot enough to attack civilian shipping in international waters then it doesn't bode well for the region

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951

He was unlucky and the world lucky that he managed to pick on just about the only armoured cruise liner in the world.    If his gang of naval thus had kidnapped it or worse sunk it we could be in a serious war by now

So sad that the thugs ended up sleeping with the fishes

That could still happen, even before Corona Venezuela's economy was in terminal decline and Trump has sent an anti drug taskforce into the area. I'm starting to see shades of Panama and Noriega.

I'll get me speakers ready ...

So set Apey up as the DJ with BM dancing and while the Venezuelan troops are pissing themselves laughing send in a team to snatch Maduro you say... 

I know the yanks used full volume rock music to get Noriega to surrender but would that really work with most?  What horrors would we suggest

I open the bidding with William Shatner's Greatest Hits

There is a song I'd heard rumours of that could work on it's own, a horrible abortion of sound that should never have been allowed to happen. I let curiosity get the better of me and dear god I wish I'd had better self control.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the horror...


The absolute ear shattering racket...


That is...


Smells Like Teen Spirit covered by Take That... 

https://youtu.be/Sc2m4w9h0cw

Not F888ing clicking that ..........

 

To be honest, it's worth clicking on the link then stopping the video and reading the comments. There are a lot of pissed off sarcastic geniuses out there.

One of the kinder ones was probably

That shotgun to the face was probably still less painful to Kurt Cobain than having that tax dodging ponce butcher one of his songs.

 

' Kyle M Thunder
3 years ago
You could attach a dynamo to Kurt Cobain's grave and power half of Seattle from the spinning.'

[apc2010]

Israel Health Minister Yaakov Litzman, who previously claimed that the coronavirus was “divine punishment against homosexuality,” has tested positive for the virus.....



Stop laughing at the back .........

[Barman]

Israel Health Minister Yaakov Litzman, who previously claimed that the coronavirus was “divine punishment against homosexuality,” has tested positive for the virus.....



Stop laughing at the back .........