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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11910 on: April 13, 2020, 08:26:52 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11912 on: April 13, 2020, 08:55:14 AM »
Why the hell would someone do this to themselves?  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8213325/Inmate-gouges-eye-New-York-Citys-Rikers-Island-jail-corrections-officers.html

Not clicking!  eeek:

It's the fact that the stupid bastard did it to himself twice that got me. The first time the nerve was still attacked so they were able to put it back in but given there is a description of a member of staff wearing surgical gloves holiding a cup with the eye in it suggests that wasn't going to happen again...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11913 on: April 13, 2020, 08:58:52 AM »
Why the hell would someone do this to themselves?  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8213325/Inmate-gouges-eye-New-York-Citys-Rikers-Island-jail-corrections-officers.html

Not clicking!  eeek:

It's the fact that the stupid bastard did it to himself twice that got me. The first time the nerve was still attacked so they were able to put it back in but given there is a description of a member of staff wearing surgical gloves holiding a cup with the eye in it suggests that wasn't going to happen again...  noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11914 on: April 13, 2020, 09:50:30 AM »
Why the hell would someone do this to themselves?  eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8213325/Inmate-gouges-eye-New-York-Citys-Rikers-Island-jail-corrections-officers.html

Not clicking!  eeek:

It's the fact that the stupid bastard did it to himself twice that got me. The first time the nerve was still attacked so they were able to put it back in but given there is a description of a member of staff wearing surgical gloves holiding a cup with the eye in it suggests that wasn't going to happen again...  noooo:

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noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11916 on: April 14, 2020, 04:47:25 PM »
Bloody hell!! eeek:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8217169/Indian-policeman-hand-chopped-tries-enforce-coronavirus-lockdown-rules-India.html
Shocked:

Thank fuck they reattached it

There are days I'd ban all such religions and all trade with countries that protect them
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11918 on: April 14, 2020, 08:14:44 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11919 on: April 14, 2020, 08:17:37 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11920 on: April 15, 2020, 03:13:07 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11923 on: April 16, 2020, 05:10:18 PM »
Don't like Guido much but I dislike Piers Morgan a whole lot more so this cheered me up

https://order-order.com/2020/04/16/britains-biggest-hypocrite-piersmorgan/

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #11924 on: April 17, 2020, 03:30:50 AM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.