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Lock-keeping horrors
« on: October 28, 2019, 05:50:37 PM »
Had a chat today with Neil, one of my fellow VLKs.

We both agreed that the first tasks of the day, after putting the kettle on, is to check for bodies, We do. Suicides and drownings. Not uncommon

One day he spotted a body in the water, Called 999. Plod arrived with boat and went out to body. They touched it. Body reared out of the water and screamed. scared2: Plod had heart attack  scared2:

Failed suicide  noooo:

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Re: Lock-keeping horrors
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2019, 10:52:28 PM »
 noooo: noooo:
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Lock-keeping horrors
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2019, 06:14:49 AM »
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Re: Lock-keeping horrors
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2019, 12:58:27 PM »
Surely Plod are trained for this shite ....... noooo:  like a ambulance driver scarced of blood.. noooo:

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Re: Lock-keeping horrors
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2019, 04:09:12 PM »
A face down "dead" body rearing up out of the water and screaming when you touch it??? Check your underpants after that one!!
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