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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10965 on: September 06, 2019, 04:41:32 AM »
Dear woke idiot Mayor of San Francisco. Here's a thought, try spending time sorting out the massive problems in your city such as the rampant homelessness and public health disaster that has led to the resurgence of diseases from the middle ages such as Typhus instead of coming up with meaningless hypocritical bullshit like this just to catch some headlines and get praise from the deranged left. Why hypocritical I hear you ask? Well while the NRA has made some decisions and statements in the past that could be described as anything from ill advised to reprehensible they have neither carried out nor endorsed any terrorist activities, in fact they have condemned the recent mass shootings. Members of Antifa on the other had have, in the last couple of months, carried out 2 terrorist attacks on ICE facilities which only by pure luck or incompetence didn't cause any deaths yet where is the condemnation for their acts?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49574445
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10966 on: September 06, 2019, 04:53:36 AM »
Dear woke idiot Mayor of San Francisco. Here's a thought, try spending time sorting out the massive problems in your city such as the rampant homelessness and public health disaster that has led to the resurgence of diseases from the middle ages such as Typhus instead of coming up with meaningless hypocritical bullshit like this just to catch some headlines and get praise from the deranged left. Why hypocritical I hear you ask? Well while the NRA has made some decisions and statements in the past that could be described as anything from ill advised to reprehensible they have neither carried out nor endorsed any terrorist activities, in fact they have condemned the recent mass shootings. Members of Antifa on the other had have, in the last couple of months, carried out 2 terrorist attacks on ICE facilities which only by pure luck or incompetence didn't cause any deaths yet where is the condemnation for their acts?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49574445

What an amazing shit-fest...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10967 on: September 06, 2019, 04:57:13 AM »
Dear woke idiot Mayor of San Francisco. Here's a thought, try spending time sorting out the massive problems in your city such as the rampant homelessness and public health disaster that has led to the resurgence of diseases from the middle ages such as Typhus instead of coming up with meaningless hypocritical bullshit like this just to catch some headlines and get praise from the deranged left. Why hypocritical I hear you ask? Well while the NRA has made some decisions and statements in the past that could be described as anything from ill advised to reprehensible they have neither carried out nor endorsed any terrorist activities, in fact they have condemned the recent mass shootings. Members of Antifa on the other had have, in the last couple of months, carried out 2 terrorist attacks on ICE facilities which only by pure luck or incompetence didn't cause any deaths yet where is the condemnation for their acts?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49574445

What an amazing shit-fest...  noooo:

You haven't heard the best of it yet, the streets of San Francisco are in such a state now that you can earn almost $200k a year in salary and benefits as part of the city's 'poop patrol'  noooo:

https://www.businessinsider.com/san-francisco-poop-patrol-employees-make-184000-a-year-2018-8?r=US&IR=T
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10968 on: September 06, 2019, 08:25:31 AM »
Dear woke idiot Mayor of San Francisco. Here's a thought, try spending time sorting out the massive problems in your city such as the rampant homelessness and public health disaster that has led to the resurgence of diseases from the middle ages such as Typhus instead of coming up with meaningless hypocritical bullshit like this just to catch some headlines and get praise from the deranged left. Why hypocritical I hear you ask? Well while the NRA has made some decisions and statements in the past that could be described as anything from ill advised to reprehensible they have neither carried out nor endorsed any terrorist activities, in fact they have condemned the recent mass shootings. Members of Antifa on the other had have, in the last couple of months, carried out 2 terrorist attacks on ICE facilities which only by pure luck or incompetence didn't cause any deaths yet where is the condemnation for their acts?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49574445

What an amazing shit-fest...  noooo:

You haven't heard the best of it yet, the streets of San Francisco are in such a state now that you can earn almost $200k a year in salary and benefits as part of the city's 'poop patrol'  noooo:

https://www.businessinsider.com/san-francisco-poop-patrol-employees-make-184000-a-year-2018-8?r=US&IR=T
Absolutely stupid

The NRA may be largely evil but it dilutes the word terrorist to call them such and that is as dangerous as selling automatic weapons to tobacco chewing rednecks. 
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10969 on: September 06, 2019, 01:04:11 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10970 on: September 06, 2019, 02:11:51 PM »
Just when you think that civilisation can't get any more fucked some idiot decides that Soylent Green is a blueprint for the future and not a 70's Charlton Heston film...

https://www.climatedepot.com/2019/09/05/cannibalism-professor-says-eating-human-flesh-will-save-planet-from-climate-change/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10971 on: September 06, 2019, 02:47:06 PM »
Too many jokes at Apey's expense...  whistle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7432063/Baboon-forces-diners-Cape-Town-vineyard-flee-seats-scoffing-food.html
noooo:

The other diners don't look too fussed but then wasn't BM eating there recently so maybe they've got used to seeing eating without a fork

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10972 on: September 06, 2019, 02:53:03 PM »
Just when you think that civilisation can't get any more fucked some idiot decides that Soylent Green is a blueprint for the future and not a 70's Charlton Heston film...

https://www.climatedepot.com/2019/09/05/cannibalism-professor-says-eating-human-flesh-will-save-planet-from-climate-change/
noooo: noooo: noooo:

Wasn't it Python that did the Council home for the Elderly Pie Company sketch?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10973 on: September 06, 2019, 07:08:29 PM »
Somehow I don't think Apey would be first in line to buy a round of beer at that ~£100k a pint price

or me

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-49593291

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10974 on: September 06, 2019, 07:10:52 PM »
Somehow I don't think Apey would be first in line to buy a round of beer at that ~£100k a pint price

or me

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-49593291

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Pigeon steps .."buy a round "........ rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10975 on: September 06, 2019, 07:13:45 PM »
Somehow I don't think Apey would be first in line to buy a round of beer at that ~£100k a pint price

or me

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-49593291

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Pigeon steps .."buy a round "........ rubschin:

That's where you ask the bar staff for drinks and then give them money...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10976 on: September 08, 2019, 11:42:18 AM »
On the other hand Apey never has to worry about something like this happening to him...

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/09/06/Man-accidentally-charged-67689-for-676-beer/3531567787406/?sl=5

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10977 on: September 08, 2019, 11:46:58 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10979 on: September 08, 2019, 11:53:33 AM »
Bugger  redface:

Screw it, I'm breaking out the COFFEE...
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