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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10954 on: September 03, 2019, 03:21:21 PM »
How the hell do you manage to accidentally shoot yourself in the head with a speargun...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/03/diver-shot-head-spear-gun-swam-shore-help-10678176/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10955 on: September 03, 2019, 03:24:31 PM »
How the hell do you manage to accidentally shoot yourself in the head with a speargun...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/03/diver-shot-head-spear-gun-swam-shore-help-10678176/

OMG!  eeek:

You'd think that was impossible...  noooo:

I wonder if he comes from Nottingham...?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10956 on: September 03, 2019, 03:32:08 PM »
How the hell do you manage to accidentally shoot yourself in the head with a speargun...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/03/diver-shot-head-spear-gun-swam-shore-help-10678176/

OMG!  eeek:

You'd think that was impossible...  noooo:

I wonder if he comes from Nottingham...?  rubschin:

Related to Nick you say...  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10957 on: September 03, 2019, 03:41:44 PM »
There are some really weird buggers in Devon...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/03/family-hunting-for-man-who-pooed-on-their-new-car-10677876/

Perhaps he thought it was a shite car..  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10958 on: September 03, 2019, 03:43:40 PM »
How the hell do you manage to accidentally shoot yourself in the head with a speargun...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/03/diver-shot-head-spear-gun-swam-shore-help-10678176/

OMG!  eeek:

You'd think that was impossible...  noooo:

I wonder if he comes from Nottingham...?  rubschin:
Jeez!

I think that is beyond even Normal for Nottingham
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10959 on: September 03, 2019, 03:57:36 PM »
There are some really weird buggers in Devon...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/03/family-hunting-for-man-who-pooed-on-their-new-car-10677876/

Perhaps he thought it was a shite car..  redface:

It could have been worse - he could have jizzed on their Jazz...  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10960 on: September 05, 2019, 08:12:45 AM »
Was there a queue to lap up after this?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-49583338

'The M6 has been closed after a lorry carrying 32,000 litres of gin was involved in a crash and began leaking its cargo on to the carriageway.'
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10961 on: September 05, 2019, 08:20:10 AM »
Was there a queue to lap up after this?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-49583338

'The M6 has been closed after a lorry carrying 32,000 litres of gin was involved in a crash and began leaking its cargo on to the carriageway.'

Why do I have an image of Apey at the head of the queue...  rubschin:
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