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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10830 on: August 13, 2019, 02:47:40 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10832 on: August 13, 2019, 04:43:44 PM »
Sometimes you don't need a calendar to know it's August and newspaper silly season has arrived
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10833 on: August 14, 2019, 09:33:33 AM »
With all the shite going on in the world it's nice to see a story showing that there are still decent people out there

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7353005/Neighbors-come-childs-yard-entertain-undergoes-cancer-treatment.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10834 on: August 14, 2019, 10:52:49 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10835 on: August 14, 2019, 11:38:04 AM »
With all the shite going on in the world it's nice to see a story showing that there are still decent people out there

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7353005/Neighbors-come-childs-yard-entertain-undergoes-cancer-treatment.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10836 on: August 14, 2019, 11:42:26 AM »
Normal idiocy service has been resumed. It appears that we can now be prosecuted for mocking someone's hairline?

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/10/police-say-trolls-mocked-drug-dealers-receding-hairline-prosecuted-10549872/

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10837 on: August 14, 2019, 11:43:00 AM »
Normal idiocy service has been resumed. It appears that we can now be prosecuted for mocking someone's hairline?

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/10/police-say-trolls-mocked-drug-dealers-receding-hairline-prosecuted-10549872/

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10838 on: August 14, 2019, 11:46:07 AM »
Normal idiocy service has been resumed. It appears that we can now be prosecuted for mocking someone's hairline?

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/10/police-say-trolls-mocked-drug-dealers-receding-hairline-prosecuted-10549872/

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Some great one liners there happy001

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10839 on: August 14, 2019, 11:53:02 AM »
Normal idiocy service has been resumed. It appears that we can now be prosecuted for mocking someone's hairline?

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/10/police-say-trolls-mocked-drug-dealers-receding-hairline-prosecuted-10549872/

Well at least BM can rejoice...  whistle:
Some great one liners there happy001

You'll have to wait till he's forgotten about the article before you can use them on BM though...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10840 on: August 14, 2019, 12:21:44 PM »
Normal idiocy service has been resumed. It appears that we can now be prosecuted for mocking someone's hairline?

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/10/police-say-trolls-mocked-drug-dealers-receding-hairline-prosecuted-10549872/

Well at least BM can rejoice...  whistle:
Some great one liners there happy001

You'll have to wait till he's forgotten about the article before you can use them on BM though...  whistle:
When it comes to hairline jokes I'm not exactly qualified to cast the first stone
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10841 on: August 15, 2019, 01:35:17 AM »
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