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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10800 on: August 03, 2019, 12:30:50 PM »
Call me a cynic but something tells me that wokenography will finally kill the brand...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7316323/Playboy-hires-millennial-editors-new-woke-stance.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed

Well, I won't be buying it this month...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10801 on: August 03, 2019, 12:32:41 PM »
As tragic as this could have been, given the state of the mother and the fact that the daughter is in residential care somehow I don't think that we would have lost a nobel prize winner.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mums-fury-after-boots-pharmacist-18794050?int_source=taboola&int_medium=display&int_campaign=organic

WTF???  eeek:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10802 on: August 03, 2019, 01:14:46 PM »
As tragic as this could have been, given the state of the mother and the fact that the daughter is in residential care somehow I don't think that we would have lost a nobel prize winner.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mums-fury-after-boots-pharmacist-18794050?int_source=taboola&int_medium=display&int_campaign=organic
FFS why does anybody make themself look like that?


And reading the article it was no great issue was it.  So she didn't get her paracetamol as well?  Ah diddums
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10803 on: August 03, 2019, 01:40:42 PM »
As tragic as this could have been, given the state of the mother and the fact that the daughter is in residential care somehow I don't think that we would have lost a nobel prize winner.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mums-fury-after-boots-pharmacist-18794050?int_source=taboola&int_medium=display&int_campaign=organic
FFS why does anybody make themself look like that?


And reading the article it was no great issue was it.  So she didn't get her paracetamol as well?  Ah diddums

Utterly ghastly...

But then from that page I saw this!

Girl, 3, beheaded and gang-raped after she was kidnapped at a train station

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10804 on: August 03, 2019, 05:09:11 PM »
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You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10806 on: August 04, 2019, 06:19:44 PM »
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10809 on: August 08, 2019, 10:58:49 PM »
Not a headline but badly worded advert ......


"It's August 😊😊 this can only mean 1 thing.. Its special deal month.
1 child eats free, from the kids menu when 2 paying adults have a main course..
Also a free glass of wine or half of local beer is included"

Happy Kids ..... rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10810 on: August 08, 2019, 11:05:09 PM »
Not a headline but badly worded advert ......


"It's August 😊😊 this can only mean 1 thing.. Its special deal month.
1 child eats free, from the kids menu when 2 paying adults have a main course..
Also a free glass of wine or half of local beer is included"

Happy Kids ..... rubschin:

No Apey, while BM does look older than Methuselah you can't dress up as a toddler to try and scam a freebie the next time he and LL go out for a meal...  noooo:
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10811 on: August 09, 2019, 03:21:16 AM »
Not a headline but badly worded advert ......


"It's August 😊😊 this can only mean 1 thing.. Its special deal month.
1 child eats free, from the kids menu when 2 paying adults have a main course..
Also a free glass of wine or half of local beer is included"

Happy Kids ..... rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10812 on: August 09, 2019, 01:32:16 PM »
Given the recent attacks and just how divisive American politics has become words fail me...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7339149/NBC-Universal-Pictures-plans-release-Hunt-liberal-elites-kidnapping-deplorables.html
You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10813 on: August 09, 2019, 05:13:32 PM »
no matter how many instances of white swans we may have observed, this does not justify the conclusion that all swans are white.  (Karl Popper)

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