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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9647 on: August 12, 2018, 06:13:41 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9650 on: August 14, 2018, 06:42:23 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9651 on: August 14, 2018, 07:58:10 PM »
TMR could bag himself a new car...  :thumbsup:

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/1003306/smallest-cars-world-auction-UK-Zele-1000-ACOMA-Mini-Comtesse
Has TMR been seen lately?

Like ever since a baggage handler nicked an aeroplane and did loops and barrel rolls over Seattle and then crashed it
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9652 on: August 14, 2018, 08:57:53 PM »
TMR could bag himself a new car...  :thumbsup:

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/1003306/smallest-cars-world-auction-UK-Zele-1000-ACOMA-Mini-Comtesse
Has TMR been seen lately?

Like ever since a baggage handler nicked an aeroplane and did loops and barrel rolls over Seattle and then crashed it

Don't worry TMR will be safe. Have you seen the cockpit layout for one of those aircraft, he wouldn't be able to see over the instrument panel to take off.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9653 on: August 17, 2018, 09:29:16 PM »
Anyone fancy a shot at being Scarlett Johansen's arse double for the next Avengers film...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/17/avengers-infinity-war-put-booty-call-butt-doubles-roughly-measuring-scarlett-johansson-7850158/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9654 on: August 18, 2018, 12:50:55 AM »
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« Reply #9655 on: August 18, 2018, 06:50:20 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9656 on: August 18, 2018, 07:04:12 AM »
Pastafarianism is not a religion? Infidels!! Heretics!!  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/17/worshipping-the-flying-spaghetti-monster-is-not-a-religion-court-rules-7852078/

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What exactly is a 'real' religion...?  rubschin:

I put more stock in Pastafarianism than I do most religions, although their definition of heaven may have something to do with that...   whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9657 on: August 18, 2018, 12:20:54 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9659 on: August 18, 2018, 02:03:28 PM »
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