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Offline Steve

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9615 on: August 05, 2018, 11:12:09 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2018, 10:57:50 AM
They could always consolidate their debts into a single loan....  whistle:

https://www.express.co.uk/finance/city/999002/wonga-pay-day-loans-company-emergency-cash-injection-britain
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Somehow it's "you're not singing, you're not singing, you're not singing anymore Wonga' that's popped into my ears
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« Reply #9616 on: August 05, 2018, 05:37:15 PM »
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« Reply #9617 on: August 05, 2018, 08:40:20 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9618 on: August 06, 2018, 02:56:11 AM »
Quote from: Steve on August 05, 2018, 11:12:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2018, 10:57:50 AM
They could always consolidate their debts into a single loan....  whistle:

https://www.express.co.uk/finance/city/999002/wonga-pay-day-loans-company-emergency-cash-injection-britain
lol: lol: lol:


Somehow it's "you're not singing, you're not singing, you're not singing anymore Wonga' that's popped into my ears

Don't know why but when I saw the headline I had an image of a Wonga employee on the phone to one of their competitors going "I'd like to borrow £10million..."  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9619 on: August 07, 2018, 07:56:41 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9620 on: August 07, 2018, 08:03:26 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2018, 07:56:41 PM
Sounds like the perfect place for Nick and BM...  whistle:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/07/chuckle-brothers-5-25-million-mansion-raffle-tickets-just-13-50-7810851/
How the flying fuck can "prior to Queen Elizabeth I becoming Queen, she stayed at the house due to its convenient location halfway between royal residence Hatfield House and London." be true of a house built 167 years after her death?

Fantastic Headline?  Fuckwit copywriter more likely

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9621 on: August 07, 2018, 08:05:55 PM »
Quote from: Steve on August 07, 2018, 08:03:26 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2018, 07:56:41 PM
Sounds like the perfect place for Nick and BM...  whistle:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/07/chuckle-brothers-5-25-million-mansion-raffle-tickets-just-13-50-7810851/
How the flying fuck can "prior to Queen Elizabeth I becoming Queen, she stayed at the house due to its convenient location halfway between royal residence Hatfield House and London." be true of a house built 167 years after her death?

Fantastic Headline?  Fuckwit copywriter more likely

I did wonder how long it would take for someone to pick that up...  noooo: If not fuckwit copywriter then shite history GCSE  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9622 on: August 07, 2018, 08:11:30 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2018, 08:05:55 PM
I did wonder how long it would take for someone to pick that up... .
You are Capt Mainwaring and I claim my 5 shillings
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9623 on: August 07, 2018, 08:15:32 PM »
Quote from: Steve on August 07, 2018, 08:11:30 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2018, 08:05:55 PM
I did wonder how long it would take for someone to pick that up... .
You are Capt Mainwaring and I claim my 5 shillings

You can't have 5 shillings I'm afraid but you do get this stylish T-shirt...  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9624 on: August 07, 2018, 08:42:07 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9625 on: August 07, 2018, 08:49:16 PM »
Mr Darwin sir is the only one around here with shillings, the rest of us went decimal donkeys years ago...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9626 on: August 08, 2018, 02:59:36 AM »
So the Beeb is forking out on VR headsets for people to use during the Proms. Wonder how many they will get back at the end of it...  rubschin:

BM could have had a set for free if he was over here...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6037457/BBC-Proms-goers-given-virtual-reality-headsets-World-War.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9627 on: August 08, 2018, 05:06:16 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2018, 02:59:36 AM
So the Beeb is forking out on VR headsets for people to use during the Proms. Wonder how many they will get back at the end of it...  rubschin:

BM could have had a set for free if he was over here...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6037457/BBC-Proms-goers-given-virtual-reality-headsets-World-War.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9628 on: August 08, 2018, 06:29:54 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 08, 2018, 05:06:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 08, 2018, 02:59:36 AM
So the Beeb is forking out on VR headsets for people to use during the Proms. Wonder how many they will get back at the end of it...  rubschin:

BM could have had a set for free if he was over here...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6037457/BBC-Proms-goers-given-virtual-reality-headsets-World-War.html

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I'm guessing that means the cost of the flights would have been less than what you forked out for the headset...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9629 on: August 08, 2018, 06:36:10 AM »
https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/05/fly-single-handedly-ruined-domino-world-record-attempt-7799849/

I know I'm a bad person after all the effort they must have put in but...  happy001
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