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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2235 on: August 16, 2018, 02:55:14 PM »
Paddy took 2 old Stuffed Dogs to the Antiques Roadshow, the presenter said this is a very rare breed, do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition, "Sticks" said Paddy.

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« Reply #2236 on: August 16, 2018, 07:12:08 PM »
Paddy took 2 old Stuffed Dogs to the Antiques Roadshow, the presenter said this is a very rare breed, do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition, "Sticks" said Paddy.

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« Reply #2237 on: August 20, 2018, 02:17:47 PM »
"I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed"

From here https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-45238696

and imho funnier than the one that got the award
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« Reply #2238 on: August 21, 2018, 05:30:56 AM »
"I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed"

From here https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-45238696

and imho funnier than the one that got the award

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2239 on: September 28, 2018, 08:32:13 PM »
Got stopped by the police last night.
"Sir, your car was swerving all over the road."
I said "sorry officer I drank 10 pints and feel pissed."
Officer said, "that's no excuse to let your Wife drive.
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« Reply #2240 on: September 29, 2018, 04:48:08 AM »
Got stopped by the police last night.
"Sir, your car was swerving all over the road."
I said "sorry officer I drank 10 pints and feel pissed."
Officer said, "that's no excuse to let your Wife drive.

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« Reply #2241 on: September 29, 2018, 08:25:11 AM »
My aunt was in hospital suffering from leprosy, tuberculosis, hepatitis and flu.

I called the doctor to ask what they were feeding her. “Dry toast, fried eggs, pizza and, as a special treat sometimes, pancakes” he replied.

“Why those foods, will they help her?” I asked.

“I have no idea”, he said, “but it’s all we can fit under the door”.
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« Reply #2242 on: September 29, 2018, 11:39:55 AM »
My aunt was in hospital suffering from leprosy, tuberculosis, hepatitis and flu.

I called the doctor to ask what they were feeding her. “Dry toast, fried eggs, pizza and, as a special treat sometimes, pancakes” he replied.

“Why those foods, will they help her?” I asked.

“I have no idea”, he said, “but it’s all we can fit under the door”.
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« Reply #2243 on: October 01, 2018, 02:08:23 PM »
I bought a coffee and a piece of cake on the motorway services and apologised for only having a ten pound note.

“That’s okay” said the cashier, “you can put the cake back and just have the coffee”.
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« Reply #2244 on: October 01, 2018, 08:25:35 PM »
I bought a coffee and a piece of cake on the motorway services and apologised for only having a ten pound note.

“That’s okay” said the cashier, “you can put the cake back and just have the coffee”.
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2245 on: October 05, 2018, 04:11:38 PM »
I bought a coffee and a piece of cake on the motorway services and apologised for only having a ten pound note.

“That’s okay” said the cashier, “you can put the cake back and just have the coffee”.

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2246 on: December 08, 2018, 09:33:18 PM »
Did you know a human fart can be louder than a Trombone?
As I discovered today at my daughter's Nativity play.
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2247 on: December 08, 2018, 09:36:10 PM »
Did you know a human fart can be louder than a Trombone?
As I discovered today at my daughter's Nativity play.
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« Reply #2248 on: December 08, 2018, 09:41:29 PM »
Did you know a human fart can be louder than a Trombone?
As I discovered today at my daughter's Nativity play.

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