Hat, coat...

[Barman]

[Steve]

 

[Just One More]

My wife crashed her car yesterday. She told the Police that the man she collided with was on his mobile and drinking beer from a can at the time. The Police said that the gentleman was entitled to do whatever he wanted in his own back garden.

[Barman]

My wife crashed her car yesterday. She told the Police that the man she collided with was on his mobile and drinking beer from a can at the time. The Police said that the gentleman was entitled to do whatever he wanted in his own back garden.

 

[Nick]

Sounds like LL 

[Steve]

My wife crashed her car yesterday. She told the Police that the man she collided with was on his mobile and drinking beer from a can at the time. The Police said that the gentleman was entitled to do whatever he wanted in his own back garden.

 

[Barman]

Sounds like LL 

 

[Nick]

Athens:

Guy goes into a dry cleaners and hands over some damaged trousers for cleaning and repair.

Dry cleaner: Euripides?
Man: Eumenides?
Dry cleaner: 20 Euros


































Sorry 

[Nick]

I suppose Mr Darwin (sir), may get it, but he  will wish he hadn't 

[Barman]

 

[Steve]

[Darwins Selection]

I suppose Mr Darwin (sir), may get it, but he  will wish he hadn't 

[Just One More]

Paddy took 2 old Stuffed Dogs to the Antiques Roadshow, the presenter said this is a very rare breed, do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition, "Sticks" said Paddy.

[Just One More]

Has anybody lost a wad of £20 notes tied with a rubber band, contact me ASAP I've found the rubber band

[Barman]

Paddy took 2 old Stuffed Dogs to the Antiques Roadshow, the presenter said this is a very rare breed, do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition, "Sticks" said Paddy.