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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2220 on: July 16, 2018, 05:27:47 PM »
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« Reply #2221 on: July 16, 2018, 08:33:24 PM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2222 on: July 22, 2018, 06:56:20 AM »
My wife crashed her car yesterday. She told the Police that the man she collided with was on his mobile and drinking beer from a can at the time. The Police said that the gentleman was entitled to do whatever he wanted in his own back garden.
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« Reply #2223 on: July 22, 2018, 07:00:51 AM »
My wife crashed her car yesterday. She told the Police that the man she collided with was on his mobile and drinking beer from a can at the time. The Police said that the gentleman was entitled to do whatever he wanted in his own back garden.

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2224 on: July 22, 2018, 08:21:38 AM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2225 on: July 22, 2018, 08:46:29 AM »
My wife crashed her car yesterday. She told the Police that the man she collided with was on his mobile and drinking beer from a can at the time. The Police said that the gentleman was entitled to do whatever he wanted in his own back garden.

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« Reply #2226 on: July 22, 2018, 09:26:08 AM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2227 on: August 07, 2018, 01:07:05 PM »
Athens:

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« Reply #2228 on: August 07, 2018, 01:10:59 PM »
I suppose Mr Darwin (sir), may get it, but he  will wish he hadn't  noooo:
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« Reply #2229 on: August 07, 2018, 01:13:58 PM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2230 on: August 07, 2018, 06:25:42 PM »
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« Reply #2231 on: August 08, 2018, 05:01:20 PM »
I suppose Mr Darwin (sir), may get it, but he  will wish he hadn't  noooo:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2232 on: August 15, 2018, 07:56:51 PM »
Paddy took 2 old Stuffed Dogs to the Antiques Roadshow, the presenter said this is a very rare breed, do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition, "Sticks" said Paddy.
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« Reply #2233 on: August 15, 2018, 11:45:00 PM »
Has anybody lost a wad of 20 notes tied with a rubber band, contact me ASAP I've found the rubber band
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« Reply #2234 on: August 16, 2018, 06:29:04 AM »
Paddy took 2 old Stuffed Dogs to the Antiques Roadshow, the presenter said this is a very rare breed, do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition, "Sticks" said Paddy.

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