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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #135 on: September 13, 2015, 05:19:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 13, 2015, 05:16:44 PM
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I am taking Miss I up the Erewash later this week.

I'm sure you will both find it enlightening....



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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #136 on: September 13, 2015, 05:21:00 PM »
You think she misheard?  rubschin:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #137 on: September 13, 2015, 05:25:12 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2015, 04:54:37 PM
So, the Russians are here again....

The Mum can't speak English at all but can read and write it somewhat....

...so she brings us a note over just now....




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Quote from: Nick on September 13, 2015, 05:00:56 PM
Viagra: check
Blindfolds: check
Three bags: check
Vaseline: check
Eels: check
Thong: check

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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #138 on: September 13, 2015, 07:31:57 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2015, 04:54:37 PM
So, the Russians are here again....

The Mum can't speak English at all but can read and write it somewhat....

...so she brings us a note over just now....




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Life in the Home Counties must seem very tame now.
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #139 on: September 13, 2015, 07:33:16 PM »
I am sure you have your moments Mr Darwin. sir.  eyes:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #140 on: September 13, 2015, 07:34:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 13, 2015, 07:33:16 PM
I am sure you have your moments Mr Darwin. sir.  eyes:

A distant memory now.  surrender:  sad32:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #141 on: September 13, 2015, 07:37:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 13, 2015, 07:33:16 PM
I am sure you have your moments Mr Darwin. sir.  eyes:

Middle ages wasn't it...  rubschin:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #142 on: September 13, 2015, 07:42:17 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2015, 07:37:46 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 13, 2015, 07:33:16 PM
I am sure you have your moments Mr Darwin. sir.  eyes:

Middle ages wasn't it...  rubschin:

It was all downhill after Magna Carta.  noooo:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #143 on: September 13, 2015, 07:43:09 PM »
Was she that Spanish bird? Had a map tattooed on her arse?
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #144 on: September 13, 2015, 07:44:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 13, 2015, 07:43:09 PM
Was she that Spanish bird? Had a map tattooed on her arse?

Showing where the treasure was buried?
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #145 on: September 13, 2015, 07:45:43 PM »
The very same. I am off up the Erewash soon  cloud9:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #146 on: September 13, 2015, 07:48:42 PM »
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #147 on: September 17, 2015, 05:59:14 AM »
It is this evening.... scared2:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #148 on: September 17, 2015, 06:57:40 PM »
Intercourse is over....  redface:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #149 on: September 17, 2015, 07:35:26 PM »
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