My hovercraft is full of eels

[Barman]

You Snoozed and loozed....

[Nick]

Of course, you now owe a return invite to the Russians. Do they favour burnt pizza or LL's sketty surprise??

[Barman]

Of course, you now owe a return invite to the Russians. Do they favour burnt pizza or LL's sketty surprise??

I invited them over for Souvla next week... 

[Nick]

What can possibly go wrong?

[Barman]

What can possibly go wrong?

 

[Grumpmeister]

What can possibly go wrong?

 

I see a trip to Gubyanka in BM's future... 

[Barman]

What can possibly go wrong?

 

I see a trip to Gubyanka in BM's future... 

 

[Steve]

And the saga has yet another chapter

Tourist: "Hi. My visit to Tanzania has been beautiful, gorgeous. The people are fabulously wonderful and friendly. Greetings are always jambo [the Swahili equivalent of Hello]. Happy to be here. The land is beautiful, beautiful. The animals are wonderful."

Guide (translating): "You Tanzanians complain/cry a lot about hunger. Everyday you cry about hunger when you have flowers at home. Why don't you boil the flowers and drink [them]. It is not good to cry/complain about hunger."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-38930058

[Barman]

And the saga has yet another chapter

Tourist: "Hi. My visit to Tanzania has been beautiful, gorgeous. The people are fabulously wonderful and friendly. Greetings are always jambo [the Swahili equivalent of Hello]. Happy to be here. The land is beautiful, beautiful. The animals are wonderful."

Guide (translating): "You Tanzanians complain/cry a lot about hunger. Everyday you cry about hunger when you have flowers at home. Why don't you boil the flowers and drink [them]. It is not good to cry/complain about hunger."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-38930058

 

[Barman]

In the apartment next to ours there is a Russian family on holibobs...

They don't speak English.

They spend all day on the beach and Dad cooks pork chops on the BBQ when they get home.

Had to explain to them this evening that a cat had been licking all the grease off the BBQ and tools all day using just mime...

On another front, it appears that our Russian neighbours at the big house have fallen on hard times! 

They need to sell the house, the cars, etc. and can we help? They prolly won't be back! 

[apc2010]

In the apartment next to ours there is a Russian family on holibobs...

They don't speak English.

They spend all day on the beach and Dad cooks pork chops on the BBQ when they get home.

Had to explain to them this evening that a cat had been licking all the grease off the BBQ and tools all day using just mime...

On another front, it appears that our Russian neighbours at the big house have fallen on hard times! 

They need to sell the house, the cars, etc. and can we help? They prolly won't be back! 

 

[Nick]

Had to explain to them this evening that a cat had been licking all the grease off the BBQ and tools all day using just mime...


Video of this? Did Mrs Russian get all excited??