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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #165 on: May 11, 2016, 02:25:45 PM »
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #166 on: May 11, 2016, 02:29:22 PM »
Of course, you now owe a return invite to the Russians. Do they favour burnt pizza or LL's sketty surprise?? whistle:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #167 on: May 11, 2016, 02:43:28 PM »
Of course, you now owe a return invite to the Russians. Do they favour burnt pizza or LL's sketty surprise?? whistle:

I invited them over for Souvla next week...  whistle:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #168 on: May 11, 2016, 02:44:10 PM »
What can possibly go wrong? razz:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #169 on: May 11, 2016, 02:47:58 PM »
What can possibly go wrong? razz:

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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #170 on: May 13, 2016, 10:29:08 AM »
What can possibly go wrong? razz:

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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #171 on: May 13, 2016, 10:46:37 AM »
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #172 on: February 10, 2017, 05:53:09 PM »
And the saga has yet another chapter

Tourist: "Hi. My visit to Tanzania has been beautiful, gorgeous. The people are fabulously wonderful and friendly. Greetings are always jambo [the Swahili equivalent of Hello]. Happy to be here. The land is beautiful, beautiful. The animals are wonderful."

Guide (translating): "You Tanzanians complain/cry a lot about hunger. Everyday you cry about hunger when you have flowers at home. Why don't you boil the flowers and drink [them]. It is not good to cry/complain about hunger."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-38930058


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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #173 on: February 10, 2017, 06:26:00 PM »
And the saga has yet another chapter

Tourist: "Hi. My visit to Tanzania has been beautiful, gorgeous. The people are fabulously wonderful and friendly. Greetings are always jambo [the Swahili equivalent of Hello]. Happy to be here. The land is beautiful, beautiful. The animals are wonderful."

Guide (translating): "You Tanzanians complain/cry a lot about hunger. Everyday you cry about hunger when you have flowers at home. Why don't you boil the flowers and drink [them]. It is not good to cry/complain about hunger."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-38930058


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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #174 on: June 25, 2018, 04:52:19 PM »
In the apartment next to ours there is a Russian family on holibobs...

They don't speak English.

They spend all day on the beach and Dad cooks pork chops on the BBQ when they get home.

Had to explain to them this evening that a cat had been licking all the grease off the BBQ and tools all day using just mime... facepalm:

On another front, it appears that our Russian neighbours at the big house have fallen on hard times!  eeek:

They need to sell the house, the cars, etc. and can we help? They prolly won't be back!  scared2:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #175 on: June 25, 2018, 05:27:20 PM »
In the apartment next to ours there is a Russian family on holibobs...

They don't speak English.

They spend all day on the beach and Dad cooks pork chops on the BBQ when they get home.

Had to explain to them this evening that a cat had been licking all the grease off the BBQ and tools all day using just mime... facepalm:

On another front, it appears that our Russian neighbours at the big house have fallen on hard times!  eeek:

They need to sell the house, the cars, etc. and can we help? They prolly won't be back!  scared2:

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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #176 on: June 25, 2018, 06:17:11 PM »
Had to explain to them this evening that a cat had been licking all the grease off the BBQ and tools all day using just mime... facepalm:


Video of this? Did Mrs Russian get all excited??  redface:
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