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Offline Steve

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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #120 on: April 07, 2013, 05:53:51 PM »
Being Johnny come lately person at the VPub can I ask if this thread is related to the old Python sketch about the dodgy phrase book?
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #121 on: April 07, 2013, 09:34:25 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 07, 2013, 05:53:51 PM
Being Johnny come lately person at the VPub can I ask if this thread is related to the old Python sketch about the dodgy phrase book?

Broadly yes, but Nick is the hovercraft specialist.
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #122 on: April 07, 2013, 09:41:25 PM »
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hovercraft specialist eh?   scared2:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #123 on: April 08, 2013, 07:20:28 AM »
Ah, 'HOVERcraft' - I thought it was about the art of using a vacuum cleaner . . . .
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #124 on: April 08, 2013, 07:44:53 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 07, 2013, 05:26:29 PM
Again. ::)  How difficult is it to say 'net' instead of 'da', it must be the fools grin he wears (or the stockings and skirt) that keeps them topping him upski. noooo:

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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #125 on: September 13, 2015, 04:54:37 PM »
So, the Russians are here again....

The Mum can't speak English at all but can read and write it somewhat....

...so she brings us a note over just now....




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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #126 on: September 13, 2015, 04:55:50 PM »
"pliz helpp us joyn threemassons"?
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #127 on: September 13, 2015, 04:57:12 PM »
I knew it, swinger-alert!
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #128 on: September 13, 2015, 05:00:56 PM »
Viagra: check
Blindfolds: check
Three bags: check
Vaseline: check
Eels: check
Thong: check
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #129 on: September 13, 2015, 05:04:41 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 13, 2015, 05:00:56 PM
Viagra: check
Blindfolds: check
Three bags: check
Vaseline: check
Eels: check
Thong: check

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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #130 on: September 13, 2015, 05:05:28 PM »
You can just take your Gameboy, or whatever
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #131 on: September 13, 2015, 05:08:49 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 13, 2015, 05:05:28 PM
You can just take your Gameboy, or whatever

I was gonna take LL....?  rubschin:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #132 on: September 13, 2015, 05:10:53 PM »
Up the Troodos?
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #133 on: September 13, 2015, 05:15:16 PM »
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #134 on: September 13, 2015, 05:16:44 PM »
 Shrugs:

I am taking Miss I up the Erewash later this week.
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